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Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

It is really difficult sometimes to stop yourself from telling a scammer he is doing a lousy job. This gem is supposedly from the FBI Rolling Eyes

Quote:

R0BERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECT0R FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC.
Email: [email protected]
FBI SEEKING T0 WIRETAP INTERNET

ATTENTION: xxxx xxx,

THIS IS T0 BRING TO YOUR NOTIFICATION THAT WE HAVE MADE AN INVESTIGATI0NS CONCERNING YOUR FUND FILE AND WE DISC0VERED THE CENTRAL BANK ARE THROUGH WITH YOUR FILE PR0CESSING.

WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED FOR THE COST 0F TRANSFER FEE WHICH YOU HAVE NOT YET TURN UP T0. AS A RESULT OF THIS, WE WILL LIKE TO ADVICE YOU TO G0 AHEAD TO MAKE THE PAYMENT AS URGENT TO AVOID FURTHER DELAY OF YOUR FUND.

BE REST ASSURED TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS BANKING DAYS AFTER YOU HAVE MAKE THE PAYMENT, THEY HAVE INFORMED US THAT YOUR 0WNERSHIP CERTIFICATE HAS BEEN SECURED AND YOUR APPROAVAL DOCUMENT WILL BE RELEASED AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT AND Y0UR FUND WILL BE TRANSFER IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT NO DELAY.

WE WILL RATHER ADVICE YOU T0 TRY AS MUCH MAKE THE PAYMENT BEFORE THE END OF TODAY SO THEY COULD COMMENCE ON YOUR TRANSFER PROCESS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT,
WE WANT YOU TO NO THAT WE ARE AT ALL TIME INTACT T0 THIS MATTER AND AS WELL MONITORING ALL THEIR TRANSFER PROCESSES UNTIL YOU HAVE RECEIVE YOUR FUND IN GREAT GRATITUDE. THANKS

BEST REGARDS

Robert S. Mue11er III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar H00ver Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:06 pm

I've had the pleasure of working with FBI agent John Smith who promised "u get ur money back after sending fees by western union to Kwasi Ackgwengo".. or something like that.
Either way, good luck with your fund being "TRANSFER IMMEDIATELY"

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:10 pm

I think it's authentic. You better think twice before taking on the FBI, they're known to be live.com adepts. You better walk away from this one .. Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Mar 2008 Posts: 33

When these retards start getting Americans to write their emails for them this country is going to be in trouble. Too many people are falling for these things as it is and if they start cohorting with people in the US to write their scam emails this thing is going to explode.

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:06 am

Don't be too hard on the poor FB1 agents. The online ones, especially the elite yahoo division, have a busy schedule that affects their relationships.

One nice agent who popped out of the ether to assure me of the legitimacy of a lottery win also confided....

Quote:

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI), LONDON
ROOM 7367J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,LONDON,UK.
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: @
FBI uk Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail:

TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU AB1GA1L ANNE C0STELL0

...... blah blah blah .....

AS REGARDS TO MY DIVORCED WIFE, NO SHE WAS NOT A SPY, I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS A HOX WHO GOES AROUND SLEEPING WITH DIFFERENT MEN, WHEN I AM AT WORK, THOUGH I WAS SO BUSY WITH WORK, TO AVOID SCAM ACTIVITIES GOING ON IN THE INTERNET, I WAS MEANT TO SERVE THE PEOPLE TO MY BEST OF HONOR. THAT IS JUST A SHORT CLUE ABOUT WHAT HAPPEN. I WILL EXPLAIN MORE TO YOU WHEN I HAVE TIME.

.... blah blah....

I HOPE TO BE RECEIVING A SWIFT REPLY FROM YOU ANYTIME I SEND YOU AN EMAIL, CAN I ASK, ARE YOU SINGLE?

OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: MR @
FBI UK Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
E-mail:

It just gave me that warm snorting coffee out nostrils feeling.

Every message starts with an underlined
TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU AB1GA1L ANNE C0STELL0 - He'd have made such a good leprechaun! Crying or Very sad

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