"Stop all communication with Mr. G0mer."

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 25

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He sure likes his script , I can't believe he has made this one , all 3 of us got exactly the same cut and paste reply including "re guested".

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MR G0MER HAS MOVED TO OUR REGIONAL OFFICE IN ASIA SO YOU HAVE TO CONTACT OUR AGENT IN AFRICA WITH HIS EMAIL ADDRESS [email protected] and pay the courier fees as re guested by Mr G0mer.

Gomer is on a winner here, he has chopped over 5k already today and doesn't even know yet, no wonder he has run off to Asia. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:12 am

Clearly Mr G0mer has been promoted within the organisation. Very Happy

... but still his charm isn't universally appreciated. I have reproduced the original Lad large bold red fonts of anger he used. No caps though - must try harder. Very Happy

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Subject: See wetin GOD will do to you soon

Make God bless you with the thing you dey do to another people games and after the blessing he will punish you with the badest sickness in the world that you will stay people will be runing from you.. you will leter know that i am saving a living GOD and you will die in poverty

... and I'll put this Lad in the undecided pile.

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Subject: no shakking

YOU NA INJUS MAN, IF YOU RUGGDE THEN JAX DOWN, WHY YOU DEY CUT MY JOB? THEM SEND YOU ABI NA BETER THING YOU THINK SAY YOU DEY DO. WHO NO IF NA YOUR PICTURE YOU SEND COME FOR ME WELL WATIN DEY HAPPEN IF YOU CUT MY JOB THEN I GO DEY SPOIL YOUR WORK, MY PAY WA YOU DON COLLECT RETURN AM OR YOU GO REGRET AM MANY OF YOUR MAGA I GET THEIR CONTACT CHAT WITH ME IF YOU CARE

All I do is recycle what they send me. It saves me having to do too much work. Wink

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:00 pm

I actually got a Lotto Lad who replied to me - he's in Nigeria - so what would the right moment for Mr Gomer to make an appearance?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:07 am

as soon as the money has been "sent." mr gomer swoops in and takes it!
then taunts them. or you could say you got another email from mr gomer and he will accept payment for the lottery..whatever. mr gomer can do anything! as long as it upsets the lads. Smile

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:02 am

Mr. G0mer has been charged with financial misappropriation:

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I am the assitant to Mr. G0mer and am sorry to inform you that Mr. G0mer is curently undergoing some financial misappropriation charges and I am in place to see your transaction is finalized.

In the interim, you are to send me the details or document attestating your transaction with Mr. G0mer also details of the previous payment you made in his favour.

Thanks and I await your response.

Assistant/Mr. G0mer

My reply:

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What is going on? My arrangements with your organization have already been set in place with Mr. G0mer and now I expect the winnings to be wire transferred to me without delay.

When he probes again for the details I provided Mr. G0mer, I will remind him that the problem with Mr. G0mer is internal to their organization and that he has stolen from them rather than me. Then I will ask him for the security password that Mr. G0mer gave me. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

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Mr H4ns
We are having problems with Mr G0mer because he was not following our due process in processing peoples document and he was over billing them and in your own case, you paid only $1200 which is for delivering charges and the correct bill is $1000 and we can not release your money if your payment is not complete so i advice you to complete your payment and get your money and any further dealing with Mr G0mer will result to disqualification. Your balance is $2350 been payment for you tax clearance certificate and your processing fee. So when you are ready to complete your payment, you let me know. You can call me on +2347083956799

Agent St3ve Mart1ns

what else has Mr g0mer been doing

i replied to this but the addy is now bouncing.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:38 am

@ Master - from the follow up dollar chops I am doing I notice that up to half of them are now bouncing, so either people are getting the accounts closed or the mail providers are monitoring them more closely.

It's no big deal to me as I handle them in bulk and that gives me more time to handle the ones that don't get closed. I may even use this to spread the word that the evil Mr G0mer disposes of the opposition in this way. Paranoia is such an effective weapon to use.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

it doesnt bother me either Mr G0mer. quick little "i have paid Mr G0mer as requested" will only spread the word of G0mer. in what you have acheived so far i believe that most of africa will be wondering who he is in no time

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:09 pm

I hate to hear a Lotto Lad beg Sad

I much prefer to hear them scream in pain Laughing

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Ke|vin Perkins to me

show details 2:35 PM (26 minutes ago)

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Subject: I beg wetin u want make I do

My broda e don tay we una dey fuck me up wetin una say make I do now, Una hand don meet me no be small make una pity me. Wetin I fit do for you abeg tell me.

He's vulnerable and begs for my help. Holy crap - that's what Mr G0mer does for a living. I'll offer him a shoulder to weep on and a manly hug then tell him to find a tattoo parlour.

I only exist to offer hope and salvation to Lotto Lads - LIAR !!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:24 pm

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Ke|vin Perkins to me

show details 4:16 PM (1 minute ago)

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Dear Mr.G0mer,

I do I need to become a member. Do I just go ahead and wear the tatoo and automatically become a member, because it is clear that you would not the spyware but prefers me being your member.

I hope you will respond timeously.

Just get the tattoo and I'll send you a lorry load of gold bullion and anything you like. Very Happy

I could get more sense out of a chocolate doughnut.

Shut up and get the tattoo. No - I must be patient and understanding - sort of. I'll even be timeous, whatever that is. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:12 pm

Mr G. certainly gets his name about.

I just mentioned his name in passing in two Lotto baits and got these quotes

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BE AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE LEST MISTER G0MER THE FRAUD STAR STEALS FROM
BOTH OF US.

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In receipt to your last mail we are please to inform you that Mr.G0mer has been transfered into a diffirence department and you are expected not to honour any mails from his office because most of the staff there may not have got an information about the transfer.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:00 pm

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[email protected]
Mr XXXX,
I am the agent representing the Australian Government in Africa
and i am very sorry to hear that you have secured the necessary
document to enable you get your won price and yet you have not
gotten it. So please i will like you to forward all the document
you give to Mr G0mer and if he contacted you on phone, i will
like to have his phone number and also tell me how much you paid him
so that everything will be sorted out and your money sent to you.
And if you have a bank account, it will be better and safer to get
your money through bank to bank transfer.
THIS IS MY MOBILE NUMBER YOU CAN CALL ME SO WE CAN TALK.+2347083956799
Thanks
Agent St3ve M4rtins.

I called the wild and crazy St3ve M4rtins.
I got him off script for a short while by insisting that he and Mr. G0mer must be gay lovers. (Sorry G0mer) I didn't want to get in the middle of a gay spat between 4ustralia Lottery officials. I just wanted my lottery winnings. He denied even knowing Mr. G0mer and insisted that Mr. G0mer was transferred to the Asia office. Rolling Eyes

I demanded Mr. G0mers new phone number in Asia since he is still my representative!!! Mr. Martins ran out of phone credits but was not happy with me.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:23 pm

And a Mr. Pink3tt....

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Greetings of the day to you. Be informed that Mr.G0mer is now on a very long leave. We are now in charge of your winnings. The reason why your cheque has not been delivered to you is that the Bristish custom officers has requested that your parcel must be STAMPED before it can be allowed to pass through the British Boarder. (I had one of those once, had to evict for some of the bad things passing through him.)

After much back and forth...

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Dear Mr. Pink3tt,

Exactly when did I insult you?
I was insulting Mr. G0mer who assured me after I paid the US$2,350 fees that my cheque would be sent via DHL.
I paid the fees and my cheque still has not arrived. Pardon me for ruffling your baby bird feathers.

Since I've already paid the fees as outlined by Mr. G0mer I don't see how you have the legal right to "forfeit" anything on my behalf.
You are a CLERK so do your little CLERK job and quit acting so sensitive.
I've already paid over $2,000 and your acting like a little girl who just had her hair pulled by the schoolyard bully. I will wait for Mr. G0mer to return from leave. At least he is a man that can handle business matters.

Thanks G0MER!!!

Your modality has made Lotto Lads way more fun to muck with... Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:02 pm

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check for Mr. gamer on the internet he is a scammer /CRIMINAL ,the fib is seriously looking for him

Please do not communicate with him. He will just deceive you .check for his profile on your Google with his email address ([email protected]) and get back to me.

I'll send him this link as he asked me to look him up using Google

http://mister.gomer.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php

That should cheer him up a little, but then this evil mastermind has no problem faking his own demise to avoid the forces of law and order.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:13 pm

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check for Mr. gamer on the internet he is a scammer /CRIMINAL ,the fib is seriously looking for him

Please do not communicate with him. He will just deceive you .check for his profile on your Google with his email address ([email protected]) and get back to me.

I just sent the same mugu this reply:

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If Mr. G0mer was indeed on your staff, then you owe me my winnings immediately.

I am not satisfied with your explanation of things. I am starting to think it is convenient for you to invent a "Mr. G0mer" to collect additional fees and avoid your obligations to your winners.

The irritated mugu responded immediately:

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Listen carefully if in any way you have made any payment to Mr. g0mer or any other person, you have loss your money because you paid to a fraud starts or scammers I have told you check his email on your Google ([email protected]) and search for all his fraudulent actives and how he deceives people and eat their money .did you check his profile as I direct you?? . You can not know the truth if you let him know that you know his activities, just check and know the truth yourself. truly I am warning you for the last time if you are not yet convince with my advise, just don�t mind me follow his instruction but one day you will notice all that am telling you and come back to me .by then it will be late .am not asking any thing because if see that you are very stubborn and deaf ear . Until you loss your money and also loss your winning .just keep on wasting your time with a criminal. You are just making me a lair .

Just send your information as i have already stated before and confirm your wining fund ($945,000usd) without any problems.

Thanks

Instead of my information he gets:

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You continue to strengthen my suspicion that this "Mr. G0mer" character is actually YOU.

You are able to secretely defraud lottery winners of their fee and also steal their bank details while pretending to be the fraudster "Mr. G0mer". Then you reappear as the genuine, honest lottery official eager to help them get their winnings. Of course they have to pay the fee all over again, this time to the legitimate lottery organization which remains unaware of what you are doing.

It would have been a very simple thing for you to set up this "Mr. G0mer's" email account and his bizarre website references as part of your plan.

We can clear this up between us and I will make no further trouble for you, although you deserve it. Just pay my fee to the lottery and have my winnings wired to my bank account.

Then you can go on playing your "Mr. G0mer" game and nobody else will hear about it from me.

Oh well, it is late evening here in the western hemisphere. I will have laid me down to sleep when the goodies hit the fan after sunrise in Nigeria.

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:11 pm

The story of Mr Gomer is now in all the newspapers.

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:05 pm

Thanks for that Tigbitties, I'll use it to show how evil I am and how easily I evade the forces of law and order and laugh in their faces.

Ke|vin is my banker for a tattoo, but I also have

P@ul Ad@ms who seems to be spending an age mulling it over

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hello my name is mark i live in china i am interested in this so how and what is the next step to take

Haven't I mentioned the word 'tattoo' enough times for you ?

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:03 pm

Mr. Gomer, you done chopped another dolla!

D3RRY J0N3S of F3D3X C0UR13R S3RV1CES was expecting payment and you got it instead Wink

Oh well. It was only less than $200US Smile

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:01 pm

Another Steve Martins is getting grief, only took your name Mr G0mer and a victim passing Agent G0mer's gmail account to get these messages:

Subject: BIg Bros Why