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Mercury
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 157
Location: Ireland
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:43 pm |
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When I get asked for a passport or picture I normally send them this
What do you send your lads? |
_________________ "STOP KIDDING AROUND AND GET UP YOUR ASS AND GO MAKE THE PAYMENT IIMEDAITELY.AM NOT JOKING AND AM NOT FUCKING AROUND WITH YOU AT THIS VERY MOMENT"
"should i go to hair dressing salon for the application of the tattoo?"
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:45 pm |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:00 pm |
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I normally send this:
or this:
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_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Mercury
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 157
Location: Ireland
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:10 pm |
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crashhoot wrote: |
Corrupted files called 'passport.jpg' |
I move onto that trick after they whine about is not being what they asked for |
_________________ "STOP KIDDING AROUND AND GET UP YOUR ASS AND GO MAKE THE PAYMENT IIMEDAITELY.AM NOT JOKING AND AM NOT FUCKING AROUND WITH YOU AT THIS VERY MOMENT"
"should i go to hair dressing salon for the application of the tattoo?"
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peg
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 73
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:16 pm |
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I send a corrupted file and if the guy insist I reply I that sent a copy by snail mail.
They sometimes uses real lawyers addresses so they quickly answer that they were successful in opening the previous file |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:27 pm |
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Of course I've never sent ID on request, I use the dll modality for that. However on love scams I have sent a few pictures now and then to help the bait along.
Pat Bateman is a teacher who has devoted his life to his children, but is now looking for love:
In reality, this is BBC news reader Huw Edwards. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:38 pm |
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I send them my passport... it's not a thumbnail by the way.
I get complaints about it being very "bloor", then even more "bloor" when zoomed in. |
_________________ YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEE? - Michael (aka McGrey Donald)
Mind your words or they might land you in a deep shit. - John Mboma
YOU ARE ADVISE TO SPEEDY UP IN THIS TRANSACTION OK!! - Botan Hiroshi
x 3ish? |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:45 pm |
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Can't tell that here, this is the open part of the forum and I know he is looking for me
Hey, any time wasted by him, is his scamming time wasted! So I'm wasting in double time now |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:48 pm |
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I use the writejunk, my custom gaussian noise file (clicky) when asked for ID but one of my lads asked for a picture to see what "3th3l M1gg1n5" looked like so I sent them this...
(Actress Kathy Staff as "Norah Batty" from the BBC comedy series "Last of the Summer Wine") |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:01 pm |
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One I borrowed from another baiter
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:09 pm |
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If the lad absolutely needs a photograph, I send them this picture:
I usually bait as a cowboy.
Tim Holt was a 1940's western movie actor. |
_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:09 pm |
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@ Nanny: Interestingly, I shopped around a lot of Nigerian sites a few months back to see what hardware was available to lads, and I also enquired from a few Nigerian cafe owners what software their machines were running. It turned out that Vista was more popular than I thought, some cafes (Not all) had it already, and most new machines that can be bought at the electronic bazaars are vista equipped.
To be fair to Mercury, he's been around a while and knows not to send ID. I think he's just after seeing what snapshots you have sent, like Sunshines Nora Batty. Which is an excellent shot by the way. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:13 pm |
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I send them this picture...
<passport.jpg> in the body of my email.
Shame they don't have the latest Windoz Vista Power Pack patch update to open it. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:28 pm |
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Thanks for the heads up Mugatu,
I suppose Vista is becoming more and more popular as its the standard installation in new machines.
I often do the Tommo thing above.
I don't think I've ever sent a picture of "myself" lately.
Did send this a few months back
( its actually the May Queen from Beltane )
edit to get size right |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:48 pm |
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I send my Lads sincere apologies for not being able to send a passport scan, and a picture (depending on who I am) of either Phil Keoghan (presenter of The Amazing Race):
Or Sophie Monk:
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:52 pm |
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If I need to put a face to my character, I'll usually knock one together from Morephases (http://www.morphases.com/editor/). Great tool, BTW. |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:03 pm |
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@ Yastreb: That's more like it!
Occasionally I have sent pictures of the actual Pat Bateman too:
I try not to send ones that may tip them off as to my true nature:
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_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:06 am |
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I send corrupted files, then get mad at them because they're so incompetant they can't even open a simple file. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:43 am |
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I get a bunch of good pics from the Chatham county jail booking dept. They update the booking mug shots every 3 hours. The only problem is they all have the height notches behind them.
My pic here in my profile really does look just like my uncle Mike, really!
I look for birth dates that are close to the characters I'm portraying. I also like to look for domestic violence victims as they are usually really torn up. |
_________________ "all this name list and people are the trueful people that i want you to deal with not this idiots but imposters scammer like Obi Won Kenobi," James S
"Bastard! That's what you really are,I have taken your insults for too long son of a bitch!"
"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
"You better run for your life, because the FBI are coming to your house tomorrow to kick your ass out of your house." Barr. Jonathan
Mr kelvin Jordon that call you from our branch office in canada explain that the chicken background voice has been querried, claiming the voice was his telephone ringing tone, therefore accept my deepest appology for that. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:50 am |
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<br>One of my all time favourites was when someone on here (somebody will probably tell me who it was) told a lad "Sorry, I can't send you my passport but here is a picture of Telly Savalas instead."
Who loves ya baby! |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:41 am |
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I always just say "You don't need to see my identification" and they move on. |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:31 am |
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My most used reply is "attached you find my passport" without attaching anything. If they me tell I forgot the attachment, I'lll just reply "Sorry about that, here you go" .. (again without attachment) That gets rid of 80% .. most of the time they don't bother to ask again, and get back on script.
Sometimes I'll use an 8 MB dll-file renamed to jpg. If they can't open it, I rename it to tif, then pdf, then png, bmp, and keep resending it .. accompanied by a decent slap for their definite ignorance and incompetence each and every time ..
Until some time ago I used a 6 KB zipfile, which was unpacked a 4,5 MB PDF, when opened producing 80 GB of temp files without ever showing anything. Regrettably gmail doesn't allow me to send this anymore ..
Occasionally I use a picture of Stevie Ray Vaughan... |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:47 am |
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Obi-Wan Knievel wrote: |
I always just say "You don't need to see my identification" and they move on. |
The Force can be used to influence the weak-minded, so I've heard... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:08 pm |
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I of course never send any fake ID, and will usually ignore the request. If they insist, I put passport.jpg typed below my name in the body of the message, and no attachment. If you just mention that you trust them, and focus on the money, they soon forget about it. If I want to establish more rapport with my pet, or think he might be thinking i'm twigging out on him, I talk personal stories and send him a picture of David Crosby, of the music group, Crosby, Stills, and Nash. |
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x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:13 pm |
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^^^huh, I thought it was Billy Connolly! |
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DIE MUDER FUCKER
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