John McCain is going to hang me!

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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:44 pm

A somewhat frustrated lad wrote:

ARE YOU READY TO PAY THE REMAINING BALANCE OF $22.300? STOP ASKING RUBBISH QUESTION OTHERWISE,YOU SHALL FIND YOUR SELF IN JAIL. YOU HAVE ONLY THIS WEEK FRIDAY LEFT TO COMPLY WITH US OR ELSE WE SHALL KNOCK YOUR DOOR AS FROM NEXT WEEK.

APPARENTLY WE HAD ALREADY SIGNALED OUR HEAD-QUARTER AGAINST OUR NEXT ACTION TOWARD YOU. THE BOSS OF ANTI DRUGS AGENCY HAS CALLED SEN.JOHN McCAIN AND REPORTED YOUR CASE TO HIM OVER YOUR RUDENESS. THE UNITED NATION HAS ORDERED OUR BOSS TO START THE INVESTIGATION AS YOU REFUSED TO COMPLY WITH OUR INSTRUCTION GIVEN TO YOU. THE UNITED NATION HAS ALREADY ORDERED AMERICA C.I.A INCLUDING INTERNATIONAL INTERPOL TO SUPPORT US OVER THIS OPERATION AGAINST YOUR DELAY AND THE RUDENESS WITH (NDLEA) IN BURKINA FASO.

YOU ARE PLAYING WITH YOUR CAREER, ALSO IF TIME NOT TAKING YOU SHALL END YOUR LIFE IN JAIL AFTER OUR INVESTIGATION AS YOU REFUSED TO COMPLY WITH OUR INSTRUCTION GIVEN TO YOU. NOTE THAT WE HAVE RECEIVED ALL YOUR INFORMATION ABOUT YOU FROM THE BANK OF AFRICA INCLUDING 2 DIFFERENTS OF YOUR PHOTOGRAPH WHICH YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE IT.

YOU CAN WITNESSES WHAT HAPPEN TO THE FORMAER HEAD OF STATE OF IRAQ LATE SADDAM HUSSEIN. WE ARE THEREFORE ADVICE YOU ONCE AGAIN TO SEND THE REMAINING BALANCE OF $20,300 OR PRESENT THE ANTI DRUGS CERTIFICATES AS WE ARE READY TO RELEASE AND WIRED $25M TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU PAY THE REMAINING BALANCE OF $20,300 FOR ANTI DRUGS CERTIFICATES.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR CHARLES ALLEN
CHIEF INTELLIGENCE OFFICER
NATIONAL ANTI DRUGS AGENCY
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO

The colors are as they were in the original email, BTW. The only thing scarier than the CIA is the pink CIA!

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:47 pm

Yes, it is common knowledge that John McCain, the United Nations, the CIA, and Interpol are all fighting everyday to combat rudeness. It's their number one concern.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:05 pm

^^I wasn't aware of that. In hindsight, it makes perfect sense. If only Saddam Hussein had better manners, he might have gotten off with a slap on the wrist.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:19 pm

Luckey, this is too big for a signature..... but what part would you edit out?

How come my lads aren't quite as creative as yours?

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:33 pm

Does that mean you won't vote for McCain now?

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:36 pm

^^Hmm tough one. Maybe I should WU the 20K directly to him.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:45 pm

Shouldn't he wait until the delegates vote to see if McCain really is the one that is pulling the strings here? I mean, it could be Romney. Or even wait until November to see if is someone from the democratic party.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:03 pm

With so many people after you, I wouldn't risk anything, go make the payment now!

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 109

luckey wrote:

WE ARE THEREFORE ADVICE YOU ONCE AGAIN TO SEND THE REMAINING BALANCE OF $20,300 OR PRESENT THE ANTI DRUGS CERTIFICATES AS WE ARE READY TO RELEASE AND WIRED $25M TO YOU

I suspect that's a typo for "for", but hey he said it - if you can get $25m for just presenting some anti drugs certs, I'd say go for it.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:55 pm

Quote:

OR ELSE WE SHALL KNOCK YOUR DOOR AS FROM NEXT WEEK.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
John
John Who?
Senator John McCain and The CIA Rudeness Division

"We can't stamp out gun crime, violence on the streets or 419 Fraud BUT... Don't be rude or you will get hanged"

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:58 pm

Oh, why, why did I have to read this in a library where I can't laugh?

That's some priceless stuff there, luckey.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:43 pm

Quote:

PRESENT THE ANTI DRUGS CERTIFICATES

I love this stuff...
Just before I am about to pay for these certificates, I ask my bank manager about them. He always tells me that the SENDING bank or SENDING person must provide these documents for FREE. It is IMF law and mandated by Homeland Security that all incoming funds must have "source of funds, anti-terrorism, anti-drug etc" clearances produced and signed by the SENDING bank.

That is obviously the reason that you have been RUDE and withheld payment. Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:47 pm

I think the only response to that is to call him lots of vulgar names and question his mother's virtue.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

There are just so many things to love about that email. Laughing

Congrats on the fun, Luckey!

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:05 pm

WOW! That's one of the better ones!

Tell him that you're working on getting a loan to pay the money. Then once you get the loan, then you can have some "problems" sending it.

Or, you went to Vegas and gambled it all away. Ask him for advice on what to do next.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:06 pm

I love how the whole thing is in CAPS except McCAIN Razz

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:17 pm

^^^^ Good catch!

I was wondering about the "International Interpol".

Are there "national" Interpols, that only serve domestic markets? Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

According to my lad, there is the "British Interpol" who are currently holding him prisoner and making him pay a "vine" for his release. Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:39 pm

^^Yes, but does he write their name in pink?

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 428

Pink is so much more professional than regular old black...

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

No.

Yours is better because of the fancy colors and he used all of the agencies in one email; big points for that. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:41 pm

Personally, I'd be rather scared now. You have to pay off the money. Either Sen John McCain took the money as a campaign contribution or he sent you to Vegas and you agreed to split any profits with you. I'm sure you can knock up a receipt from the good senator vouching his thanks for the contribution.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:03 pm

Luckey, I am furiously checking to see if we have ever had any interchanges of emails because my parole officer said I should not cavort with known international criminals.

Obviously, your rudeness has exceded some level of cultural standards to have so many people and agencies after you. I has been nice <strike>knowing</strike> not knowing you (just incase this is being monitored by any or all of the above named agencies expecially pretty in PINK Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:28 pm

There's no extradition treaty with Burkina Faso for any criminal offence other than rudeness, and boy, do they throw the book at you for that shit over there. I'd send the money if I were you.

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:01 pm

Great stuff, luckey Smile

Let me know if you manage to get a phone number Wink

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