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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:18 pm

ME: why has it taken you so long to answer my emails this past month or so?
PANTI CLAUS: [ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because PANTI CLAUS is not protected by IM Security ]
PANTI CLAUS: I have written to you that I was in travel agency
ME: i got that email. i was going to write to you monday
PANTI CLAUS: My darling I worked. Now at me new work and absolutely would be not present time what to write. I would ask you that you have forgiven me.
PANTI CLAUS: What can you tell to me?? 7
ME: well we can arrange for you to visit. when would be good for you?
PANTI CLAUS: I can begin official registration of papers tomorrow. But I do not have money. Whether you and have not answered me you can help me with money???
ME: money isn't a problem.
PANTI CLAUS: When you can send me money. The darling wash it very important to know!!!
ME: how much exactly do you need?
PANTI CLAUS: I have written to you in the last letter. You read my last letter???
ME: you say approximately 540 euros. how much EXACTLY do you need?
PANTI CLAUS: I very much love you and I wish to arrive as soon as possible to you. I wish to embrace you. I wish to be with you. Now at me on tear eyes because I very much would like to be now with you.
PANTI CLAUS: It will be necessary for me 540 EURO
ME: so 540 euros, not approximately 540 euros
PANTI CLAUS: My darling I hope that this money will suffice me. My darling tell when you can send money. I cannot wait more. I want to you!!! I love you!!!
ME: it'll take me a couple of days. i have a limit to how much i can take out every day.m it's an anti fraud measure. so say by the end of the week
PANTI CLAUS: By the end of the next week???
ME: yes
PANTI CLAUS: I am very glad to hear it!!!! My darling you cannot send money till Tuesday???
PANTI CLAUS: Tell to me please 540 EURO it much for you???
ME: after tuesday. now tell me something, the last photos you sent me, you looked really thin in them compared to the older ones. have you lost weight or is it your new hairstyle making you look thinner?
PANTI CLAUS: No, at me the weight has not changed. There can be it from for illumination. Can be from for hairdresses.....
ME: maybe. why did you change your hair so drastically? it really doesn't suit you
PANTI CLAUS: It is not pleasant to you???
ME: no. it's too short and too closely cropped. it makes you look like a boy. you should grow it long again. it looks much better on you
PANTI CLAUS: I know. I simply wished to try. My girlfriends have told to me that very badly. And now I will raise again hair. All only for the sake of you the darling
ME: don't just do it for me. but i'll be honest with you. if it wasn't for your boobs you could be mistaken for a boy with that hairstyle. it really doesn't suit you
PANTI CLAUS: My darling you really would want that I have arrived??? Simply I very much wish to be with you
ME: would i still be talking with you if i didn't want you here? answer me that
PANTI CLAUS: I think that want. Simply I have once again asked.
ME: tell me, do you have a webcam there? i would love to see you
PANTI CLAUS: My darling if I would have webcam I for a long time already have included it. Is not present at me is not present webcam. My darling tell to me you you trust me???
ME: i was hoping to see how much your hair had grown out already.
PANTI CLAUS: On some centimetres!!!
ME: could you get a photo of it as it is now for me?
ME: i really didn't like it the way it was
PANTI CLAUS: My darling at me is not present the camera. You remember as long I did last photo for you??? I do not know where to take the camera. My darling suffer a little I soon I will arrive to you and you will see all the eyes!!!
ME: so how much would you say it's grown?
PANTI CLAUS: Approximately 2 centimetres!!!
ME: that's not really that much is it? how short is it in the back?
PANTI CLAUS: There are no on a back hair long I did not clean length. I only have made a bang
ME: so the back's still the same? well that's good news. i was worried it was that short all over
ME: so what documentation do you already have to visit?
PANTI CLAUS: There are no on a back same hair. I never would clean all hair. I all the same the girl. I cannot go with short hair as the boy
ME: that's good. hair should be long up top and shaved down below with women
PANTI CLAUS:
ME: do you shave?
PANTI CLAUS: I completely with you agree
PANTI CLAUS: Yes it is final!!
ME: that's good. everything or do you leave a landing strip?
ME: still there?
PANTI CLAUS: What?? 7 what strip???
ME: do you shave all your hair off or leave a patch? people call it a landing strip
PANTI CLAUS: I clean all hair.
ME: good. you know, you sent me some pretty sexy pics before. i'll bet you have one or two that'll prove that
PANTI CLAUS: I have not understood that you want???
ME: i bet you have some naked pictures of yourself
PANTI CLAUS: Is not present at me is not present
ME: i'm not saying that. but you do have them right?
PANTI CLAUS: My darling I very soon will at you and you can see all my body. I as wish to see your body as soon as possible. I love you I wish to take a shower together with you
ME: of course. so what things would you like us to do together?
PANTI CLAUS: I wish to kiss all your body. I as would want that you as kissed me. I wish to be engaged SEX with you. I very much want it!!
ME: sex is good. definately good. what do you like to do when having sex?
PANTI CLAUS: I like to do all. Whether tell to me about the desires and I will tell I can to make it!!!
PANTI CLAUS: Very much it is pleasant to me is private to change poses.
ME: but what do YOU Like to do? what things do you enjoy doing?
PANTI CLAUS: My darling to me is time to go. Already very much late. I wait for your letter tomorrow. See you soon
ME: time to go already? ok, well before you go tell me your favourite sexual position
PANTI CLAUS: It is pleasant to me when I from above
PANTI CLAUS has signed out. (15/03/2008 20:16)

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:06 pm

^^OK, that�s an actual answer Very Happy

"I as above" oh my Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:02 am

PANTI CLAUS: My darling at me is not present the camera. You remember as long I did last photo for you??? I do not know where to take the camera. My darling suffer a little I soon I will arrive to you and you will see all the eyes!!!

Argh! How many eyes does she have? Is she a strange monster of some form?

PANTI CLAUS: It is pleasant to me when I from above

When she what's from above?

Perhaps there's meant to be a "fill in the blank space" between "I" and "from":

PANTI CLAUS: It is pleasant to me when I _______ from above

OK folks, fill in the blank time:
a) Fall
b) Dive
c) Scam
d) Kamikaze
e) Descend on a rope

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:31 am

Maybe thats what the blue eyeshadow covers up? Her extra eyes?

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:36 pm

Quote:

PANTI CLAUS: It is pleasant to me when I _______ from above

have Boris looking down
dont have Boris looking down
have Boris drop (I will leave this to your own imagination) on me

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