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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:49 pm |
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Alas,he did not have a velociraptor.I now have him looking for a humpty back camel.I believe the unicorns are already spoken for. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:58 am |
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He's digging his heels in with my second order until I settle the first one. We have reached a bit of an impasse. My accountant is playing hardball until we get the second invoice for the Dalai Llama (for a Chinese client)...
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Can you also confirm on the invoice that the Dalai Llama is in good
condition and has not been roughed up as my Chinese contact particularly
wants to do that himself. |
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Plus my Ten(10)Push Me Pull Yous (LLAMAS)and six (6) Bi-Polar Bears for experiments in Global Warning and sexual orienteering. |
Basically no second invoice, no payment. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:39 pm |
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The good pastor is getting curt and boring with me. I've taken to writing all my messages in haiku.
To Pastor Balls I wrote: |
Subject: GUINEA SWINE
OH HELLO NEWMAN!
I can't go to Cotonou.
You'll have to ship them.
What does this all mean? :
send for the exportation
I don't understand. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:15 pm |
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He does not have a humpty back camel,but is contacting someone in Niger about getting one.I now have him working on long necked geese and chimpanzees.Certainly they must be easier. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:17 pm |
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^^^ Imagine a shipping crate filled with cats an' rats an' elephants! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:23 pm |
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Yes thats what I'm working around to.He will have to break it into a number of shipments-wouldnt want the elephants trampling on everything |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Jigsaw Killer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Mar 2008
Posts: 34
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:29 pm |
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Haha read this:
Dear G33,
We couldn't meet all your demand but we have the ff.
1 Zebra $17,800
19 Parrots $ 100 each
1 Butterfree $ 27
Honeybees & mice. $5 & $16 each
Make a choice now, thanks.
P4st0r B4ll4s.
For those who aren't 90's kids (ftw!), a butterfree is a pokemon, namely this one:
I cant wait to get mine! |
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:03 pm |
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$17,800 for a zebra is disgraceful, make him justify that amount.
Is the animal registered with the relevant authorities, vaccinated, neutured?
Is it domesticated? Do snakes have armpits? Do ants have arse-holes? etc..
As for my bait, I've give him a bit of a slap for googling pictures of the dodo... My boss is angry but I'm willing to give him another chance. |
_________________ YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEE? - Michael (aka McGrey Donald)
Mind your words or they might land you in a deep shit. - John Mboma
YOU ARE ADVISE TO SPEEDY UP IN THIS TRANSACTION OK!! - Botan Hiroshi
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:50 pm |
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^^ I was buying Zebra for $2000 in another bait recently
Just out of curiosity I rang a real animal shipping agency today and to transort a pet dog from Benin to London would cost around $2000 and require a sh*t load of paperwork, vaccinations, etc.
So Past0r B3ll4s's prices are a bargain, |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Jigsaw Killer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Mar 2008
Posts: 34
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:55 pm |
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Oh the fun im going to have with the amount of forms that are going to be sent his way...
oh so many forms...
SOO SOO many forms... |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:12 am |
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<br>Just got my second invoice from the good Pastor Ballsack. Another Word document...
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MAILING ADDRESS. 03 BP 1037 COTONOU.
Tel. +229 93 92 38 94. Republic of Benin.
21th March,2008
P/I.No.A/0014-08
PROFORMA INVOICE
Quantity Description Unit Price Amount
12 Llamas $4,100 $49,200
6 Bi-Polars $3,200 $19,200
All includes feeding, vaccination, shipment and miscellaneous
Charges.
TOTAL. 18 Animals $68,400
PAYMENT: By Western Union to Kwaku Amponsah prior to shpt.
ATTENTION. CANDY STRAP0N
CEO - HENSON & BEDGE5 ANIMAL LABORATORY INC.
419 FUDGEPACKERS LANE
LOWER EXTREMITIES
RIMMING
MUCH BINDING IN THE MARSH
LONDON
W99 49XX
ENGLAND .
Pls sign and send this P/I duly signed, as final confirmation of this order.
Accepted by: Truly yours,
Candy STRAP0N Pastor BALLA5 Walas
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Mr. Adjovi Abel Edward Lin, Export Manager |
The lad is getting greedy. Them Push Me Pull You (LLAMAS) certainly don't come cheap.
Sadly, he hasn't included my Daili Llama which is urgently required by my Chinese customer, so I need another invoice. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:25 am |
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^^^ $68,000 by Western Union? Does he realize how many separate payments that would need? I'm sure I don't need to tell you that's a damn good chance to get a bank account - if he has one, and if he doesn't then you get loads of WU/DHS forms. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
x14
x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:01 pm |
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^^^I'm going to ask him to total all my orders to date and then I will make payment by bank transfer to save time - as recommended by my accountant.
Sadly WU and banks are all closed till Tuesday because of the Easter festivities over here. I can hear his teeth grinding as I type this, which is nice!
Another option I'm considering is telling him my accountant has posted the first payment by cheque by snail mail yesterday and he only just told me. Not sure where that will lead, but will piss the lad off no end. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:14 pm |
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My husband is going to get his birthday present!
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Dana,
3 crocodiles cost $2,715 and 12 doves cost $1,540, totalling
$4,256 with shipping. Just send to my church secretary
Kwaku Amponsah with all the details by Western Union.
Thanks,
Pastor Ballas.
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from Dana Scully hide details 8:38 am (0 minutes ago)
to Pastor Ballas <[email protected]>
date Mar 21, 2008 8:38 AM
subject Re: RE : Re: RE : Re: RE : Re: RE : regarding animals that must leave your sanctuary
Dear Pastor,
That sounds like a very fair price. I will go to Western union and
make my payment later today. My husband will be so surprised!
Regards,
Dana |
Oh, darn! The Western Union agent needs an address to send the payment, and a secret question and answer! Now what do I do? |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:27 pm |
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I'm jealous of all the fun you're having. Pastor B. just informed me that he does not have any Invisible Pink unicorns. (He does, however, have black, brown and white ones). |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:18 pm |
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The good pastor is getting impatient:
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Don't waste time on fruitless questions, dodos are available just
place an order and it'll be sent to you. |
My boss is getting pissed off:
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Don't you understand? My boss asked you for a photograph of your dodo birds, and instead you just took a random picture from the internet.
My boss thinks you're a scammer and will continue to think so unless you send me a proper photograph and prove him wrong. |
What a tool. |
_________________ YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEE? - Michael (aka McGrey Donald)
Mind your words or they might land you in a deep shit. - John Mboma
YOU ARE ADVISE TO SPEEDY UP IN THIS TRANSACTION OK!! - Botan Hiroshi
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:18 pm |
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Dear John,
We are having 3 hump back camels and a chimp.
Thanks,
Pastor Ballas.
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Does this mean he has 3 camels,or a camel with 3 humps?I think I need pictures. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:39 pm |
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Pastor Ballas to me
show details 12:55 pm (2 hours ago)
Dana,
I am looking forward to you for payment but be quick that
our offices would be closed in other to speed up shipping
proceedure on Tuesday. Remember to add the details by
email.
Thanks,
Pastor Ballas. |
Be quick? Nahhhhhh, I'm an old lady. I'm slow.
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_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:31 pm |
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I've always beef quite fond of cornered Wolverines. I'm ready to pay handsomly if he can ship. |
_________________
Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:07 am |
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He is going to be one pissed off scammer by the time WE are through with him. Just think how many times he will be in and out of WU with his tail between his legs |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:41 am |
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^^By the time he gets all these details, forms, and invoices sent out and finalized for all of us, he won't even have time to visit WU. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:12 am |
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Once I get my invoice for the Daili Llama for my Chinese client I'm going to start on the Twelve (12) Days Of Christmas modality...It's never too early you know!
"Excuse me Mr Mugu do you have any partridges? I've just planted a pear tree in the back garden and my life partner thought a partridge would set it off to perfection. Personally I would just ring its neck and eat the b*stard. Also, do do you have any Turtle Doves? I need two of those. etc etc"
This lad is just so much fun.
BTW, can I suggest you get him off the WU and onto MG. Simply because he has to get of his arse to check the MG details, unlike WU. Also any bank account details would be good to pass on to Allan. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Mykuss
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Feb 2007
Posts: 41
Location: eating scammer mice
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:27 am |
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The sucker hasn't even sent me an invoice. I kept asking for exotic animals and he just told me he had dogs. I said I wanted about a dozen dogs "with all their legs" and I haven't heard from him since. Bah, you all are keeping him too busy! |
_________________ You are not my God and hence I communicate with Him, behold, you have been tired by woes Perished devil ! -Mary Albert |
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:28 am |
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It's a shame we can only put dumb lads through this kind of thing, having said that I think he ditched me because my boss was being paranoid.. time for a re-bait. |
_________________ YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEE? - Michael (aka McGrey Donald)
Mind your words or they might land you in a deep shit. - John Mboma
YOU ARE ADVISE TO SPEEDY UP IN THIS TRANSACTION OK!! - Botan Hiroshi
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