Fun with Dolla Chopping (Mugu makes a dumb move)

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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:59 pm

My pet Don stopped writing to me after I demanded a document signed by the Unilateral Unicorn Association. As the silence stretched on, I considered getting his attention with an attempted dolla chop (my first).
Well, Don did get back to me after a week to tell me the bank had all my documents. But I figured, heck, might as well chop anyway. And so, Don recieved a confused e-mail asking if he's really sent Harry Arm3pitt, and if not, would Doug get his 5K back?

Don tells me he's got everything under control

Quote:

Do not write to them again the bank will trace them and hand them over to the police we have set trap to caught their ass.

but somehow I have my doubts. Especially after Harry sent him an offer he couldn't refuse:

Quote:

Dear "Don",

I notice you have instructed poor Douglas Fir to stop sending me money. Really, how very rude of you.
Listen, little boi, let me tell you something about myself. I am not only a brilliant scammer, but also a master hacker. How do you think I found out about your little transaction with Mr. Fir? Speaking of which, have you thought about the fact that you've been talking to him for weeks and have nothing to show for it? Whereas I, after impersonating you for one week, have gotten $5000 out of him.
Such a stupid man, our Douglas. He was ripe for jobbing another few thousand before you spoiled my fun. It helped, of course, that I was able to hack into his account and spend an instructive half-hour reading all his personal correspondence.
Yes, I am rather annoyed that you interrupted my brilliant dollar chop. However, I may be persuaded to overlook your faux pas (as opposed to breaking into your email and stealing all your other magas) for a mere 20% cut of your unlawful gains. For 50%, I may even be sufficiently amused to mentor you on what it takes to be a real guyman.
I'll give you a day or two to think about this, Don. Remember, you'd much rather have me as a friend than an enemy. I might even introduce you to my oga.

Cordially,
Harry Arm3pitt

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:11 pm

Yay, my first death threat! Don's not happy with Harry:

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YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT

How high do you think his blood pressure read?

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:37 pm

You could have played the bait in a different manner and taken it to a second level.
You came in too strong and lost the bait.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:42 pm

Lost? What do you mean? Don is still trying to scam Doug.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:56 pm

Your mugu is at a 200 % alert.
You will need to walk on rice paper with this one, but what the heck. Play with it and bring a second mugu to play in the bait.

that should really confuse the bait Cool

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:00 am

He's just feeling humiliated and lashing out. I keep a nice mellow tone and bring up all the money you could make together if he settles down and prepares to do REAL business with you.

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:44 pm

Oh, no, I've got something much nastier in mind.

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:28 am

I don't know what Don was thinking (if at all), but he fowarded to me the e-mail from Harry that I posted above. Confused

Yep, he sent me a letter that clearly implies Don is a fraudstar looking to squeeze out my last penny. My character isn't the sharpest crayon in the box, but I think even he might catch on eventually.

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