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bunnyrabbit
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Usually at least the inital contact letter is written in decent English. This one cracked me up. "I found it uneasy to survive myself..." Laughing I'll have to think up a reply with some good further de-education in the English language.


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Dear Friend,
My name is Mrs. M4ry McC4rthy am 75yrs old of age, I stay in New York
City, USA.I am a good merchant, I have several industrial companies
and good share in various banks in the world. I spend all my life on investment and corporate business. all the way i lost my husband and
two beautiful kids in fatal accident that occur in November 5th 2003.

I am a very greedy woman with all cost i don't know much and care about
People, since when I have an experience of my it difficult to sleep
and give rest. later in the year 2004 Febuary i was sent a letter of
Medical check up, as my personal Doctor testify that i have a lung
Cancer, which can easily take off my life soon. I found it uneasy to survive myself, because a lot of investment cannot be run and manage by me again.

I quickly call up a pastor/prophet to give me positive thinking on this solution, as my adviser. He minister to me to share my properties, wealth, to motherless baby/orphanage homes/people that
need money for survivor both student that need money/ business woman and man for their investment and for future rising. So i am writing this letter to people who really need help from me both students in college, to contact me urgently.

so that i can make available preparation on that. especially women of
the day, who are divorced by their husband, why they cannot survive
the mist of feeding their self.

Please contact me and stop weeping. Probably let me now what you really
need the money for, and if you can still help me to distribute money to nearest orphanages homes near your town. now am so much with God, am now born again. May you be blessed, as you reach me.

I will give more information to you as i await your response immediately.

Best Regards
Mrs. M4ry McC4rthy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://dictionary.reference.com/translate/

Go from English to French, then German then back to English, that will mangle it sufficiently fot your purpose, you still want it reasonably understandable.

Have fun, don't do more work than the lad. He's using a script, so it'll be a while yet to get him frustrated.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@irishemigrant
TY linky comes in handy and at the right time for my game Wink

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bunnyrabbit
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

irishemigrant wrote:
Have fun, don't do more work than the lad. He's using a script, so it'll be a while yet to get him frustrated.


Sometimes it is more "fun" than work. Often my replies do take me more time than the scammer took in sending his script -- but that's not necessarily "work" for me, but "fun." Very Happy

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"IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bunnyrabbit wrote:
I quickly call up a pastor/prophet to give me positive thinking on this solution, as my adviser.


Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Please contact me and stop weeping.


I can see how you would be weeping after reading that piss poor script. Weeping with laughter that is. It looks a bit like a subtle baiter modified script to me.

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Mustapha Sorbum
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
so that i can make available preparation on that. especially women of
the day, who are divorced by their husband, why they cannot survive
the mist of feeding their self.


What's with
The extraneous
Line breaks?

The above reads like it should be some (bad) form of poem! Laughing

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bunnyrabbit
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bunnyrabbit wrote:
I quickly call up a pastor/prophet to give me positive thinking on this solution, as my adviser.


So I asked which was it, a pastor or a prophet. Seems it was a pastor, so now I'm going to have to know whether it was a right-handed pastor or a left-handed pastor. Laughing

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"IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets
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