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 I'm baiting a sheep shearer.

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Mugatu
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is from W1ll1iams Mukeke, my Soweto boy. By the sounds of it, he is actually much happier being hundreds of kilometres off the Sturt highway on a sheep ranch.

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Dear Brother,

The best way will be to go to Spain because everything will be smooth because the diplomat have a good there and they move to their steadily.
Bank to bank could attract raise of eye brow because of the amount and the source.
So please if your with me arrange your self and go to Spain to finish the transaction and I promise that you will never regret anything,rather will be happy at the end.I will then meet you in Spain for shearing and re-reimbursement of expenses.From there we move to UK for investment or as we decide.
The city in Spain will be Madrid.

Confused

I hope he's bringin' plenty of cold cans of piss. And I'll make sure that he tells me what time f*ckin smoko is, and what time we knock off.

I think it's also best if I ask him where the thunder box is.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mugatu - mate - you forgot to ask about the rollie weed!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Make sure he's not fom New Zealand! Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

does he do alpaccas ? i bet i can beat his prices
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Now since you crossed the briny deep, youse reckon youse can shear a sheep?"

hehe love the Bushwackers

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who's f*ing show is this?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I will then meet you in Spain for shearing


What he really meant was:

I will then meet you in Spain for Chopping your dollar

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Off-topic: This reminds me of a former love bait .. My character was a beaver shearer in that one ..

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Mugatu - mate - you forgot to ask about the rollie weed


where do we get our daily rolly weed
and 6 cold cans of piss
and can any bastard tell me,
Who's [email protected] show is this?


In case anybody is wondering

Here are half of the lyrics to the song by Australian Artist Kevin Bloody Wilson that has been referred to

Unfortunately the lyrics here are not quite right but you will get the idea

Be warned, the Lyrics do contain course language, including a 4 letter word starting with "C" and sounds like "Hunt" (which is auto deleted) if you are going to be offended by this you may join me instead at the knitting group chat Wink

First time he ever had shoes on, was his very first day at school
And the sweet young teacher, straight from college, her first day there too
His mum and Ms Brown chatted about living out there in the scrub
And how he grown up with the shearers and how he done it pretty rough
But he can colon, crutch, dip and dag even though he is only six
But I think it's best to warn you she said he swears a little bit
I'll keep my eye on him Ms Brown promised he can be my helping hand
And I'm sure we will be the best of friends now won't we little man
He didn't even raise his eyes he just bit his bottom lip and said, "I don't give a shit"

"Now, now" she said "if you promise not to swear I'll let you ring the bell" she said

"You're supposed to be the gun, go ring the *DELETED* yourself
And can some bastard tell me,

what time's f@#king smoko, what time do we knock off
And if i'm busting for a shit, where's the thunderbox
And do we get our daily rollyweed and six cold cans of piss and
Can any bastard tell me who's [email protected] show is this

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dead set I hope youse blokes stick it right up this prick.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Afferbecklauder wrote:
Make sure he's not fom New Zealand! Smile


Watch it...

Actually this happened not to far from where I'm from... Sicko
I have no excuse... I feel ashamed it happened in my provence.

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