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CrabCakes
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks to some recent developments I am going to be departing JFK airport tomorrow en-route for Lome, Togo.
I'm concerned that my flight may well have problems which will leave me stranded in Paris and I will have to make my way to Lome by bicycle, boat, camel, Burro, Ferrari and finally bus. Sadly the bus will break down in Morocco and I'll have to resort to swimming...
I'll see ya'll in a month or so I suppose Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have fun and write home lots Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Travel can, however, broaden your horizons.

Maybe your mugu could meet you part way - - say in Morocco? That would certainly shorten the distance you would have to walk.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Bruin,
I'm thinking so too! So far I'm slated to leave tomorrow evening, with the plane problems in Paris I'll wind up hoofing it to Marseille, then on down the coast to Almeria, catch the ferry to Melilla, hitch a ride to Rabat and then jump a charter plane to Monrovia, Liberia.
By that time I'll be completely fagged out but seeing as I'm bringing $20,000 cash with me I'm sure that he won't have a problem hauling his Laddish ass out West to meet up with me!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Are you going to try and claim this as a safari? Smile

Travel safe.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hope you have a hitch -free transaction, and there aren't any problems for your business associate. Like delayed or re-routed flights, or his going to the wrong hotels to meet you etc etc. That can be a bastard in those countries. Smile

Morocco is a dangerous place for a westerner with a suitcase full of cash. I hope your associate doesn't get too worried.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Blimey, it must be true.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks... I might be postponing my trip, Lad hasn't provided receipts showing that he's paid for the hotel for a week and for my Limousine from the airport... Lazy bass-tard!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just got off the phone having given him a thorough lambasting... I've given him a few hours to get me the receipts and said that I had no probs cancelling the entire trip if he's not able to send me the receipts between now and when my flight out of Idaho gets to NY... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That flight ticket generator is a great tool. Good find D.T.P. Smile Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Greetings from New York!
I'm afraid that I'll be holed up here for a day or two until the schmendrick comes up with the receipts Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh hell! He's down for the count now!!
Quote:
You've done the best towards the success of this transaction
and during the ups and downs running for your arrival I just got a
fractures by the right draphram
and was boundaged bt the family
Doctor.

Sounds nasty!
Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Is this lad a laddette? because that could be diaphragm and so her birth control is now fractured....

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

cobcob wrote:
was boundaged bt the family Doctor


sounds to me like you've got yourself a S&M lad Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cobcob, don't forget to call your lad while en route. Of course, call before your travel problems so that you don't worry the poor lad Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Thanks!
I've just boarded the flight to Paris (then on to Lome) I called him from "on the plane" but now I've run out of time on my prepaid calling card so he's having to make do with an email from the lounge.
Here we come Gay Paree!!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dude, once you get into the ferrari, keep that thing! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's just confessed to me that he didn't pay for the hotel OR limousine!
Also he said that I had forced him to lie... Rolling Eyes
Hell, I ain't forced him to do ANYTHING... YET

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Then doubt his true intentions, surely he could take care of those little things for you, now with no reservation you might have to sleep in an Avis rental economy car. Not with your health! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Moved here from Main.

Have a safe trip. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do not forget to send us some pictures Laughing
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CrabCakes
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pics? Well... I'm holed up in Hotel Lotti in Paris, I met a nice fella on the plane last night and he sold me his car for pittance. (was kind enough to pose by it for me too before he walked back to his house) so I'm now a proud owner of an Enzo Ferrari and asking for advice about driving it to Lome for a vacation

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