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 Do you want to be italian? Here is a small guide!

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Martufello
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Italy is a small place, but there are a lot of differences between names and moods from north to south! Nigerians know us very well because they live only a few hours of sea from here, so if you want to claim yourself to be italian, here is a small guide!


NORTH

People from north Italy always pretend to be rich (especially from Lombardia). The always appear to be god-like and they want respect for their condition of rich guys. Great workers, they always search for a way to get even richer in lecit (and illecit) ways. They are very pretentious.

Names
Giovanni
Mario


CENTER

People from center Italy are of all kind. In Liguria they are extremely parsimonious, in Toscana (Tuscany) they are happy but diffident, in Lazio (especialy in Rome) they are lazy and like to offend for fun.

Names
Duccio (florence)
Stefano (florence)
Neri (florence)
Alvaro (roma)
Augusto (roma)
Valerio (roma)

SOUTH

People from south are lazy and they like to cheat (especially from naples). In sicily they are diffident and sticked to tradition. If you want to be a thief, tell the lads you're from Napoli (naple) and if you want to be a mob, tell them you're from Palermo. There are a lot of sterotypes, I know, but we're done in this way Very Happy

Names
Toto' (napoli)
Tano (napoli)
Antonio
Calogero (really old name)


You can find a list of italian names here: http://gens.labo.net/it/nomi/


But pay attention, some names are really old, and they aren't used anymore!

If you need something else to improve you italian character, just pm me and I will help!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks. I have run across a few Italian lads, so this might be useful.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice one Martufello.

I worked in Italy (Milano and Torino mostly ) off and on for four years and you have the Lombardians down perfectly Smile I'm picking up a couple of lads with Italian IP addresses so I might just try and Italian modality as I learnt some excellent swear words from Milanese taxi drivers Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, pretty good!!! I always wanted to be an Italian, I'll give a try to your tips and see what happens Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

STRANGE AND FUNNY ITALIAN NAMES (with translation for you Smile )
These are all real names, found on the phone book. Have fun!

Name - SURNAME - Gender

Domenico MELOLAVO (Sunday IWILLWASHIT) - M
Nella PASSERA (Inthe *DELETED*) - F
Immacolata SOTTOLANO (Blessed UNDERANUS) - F
Quinta FIGAROTTA (Fifth BROKENCUNT) - F
Fortunata TROIA (Lucky BITCH) - F
Massimo PUZZO (Big STINK ) - M
Vera CAGNA (Real BITCH) - F
Lino MUSSO (or MUSSOLino, if you prefer) - M
Felice NANO (Happy DWARF) - M

If you need something else let me know!

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