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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:58 am

These are driving me crazy, every day i open my various e-mail accounts and i get at least 4 in each one Sad

are they trying to tell me something Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:15 pm

You get a lot of them as they use similar programs to collect addys as 419ers, just ignore them and delete as they're not baitable.

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:43 pm

Penis enlargement, porn links, cheap drugs... every time I open an account it's time to clean out the spam. They're pretty unmistakeable and don't distract from the real work for long fortunately.

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:18 pm

Just stop signing up for the information.

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:51 pm

^^^^ LOL my wife mustnt see them Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:58 pm

Favorite dish of my Thunderbird: penis enlargement pills + other pharmaceuticals offered to me by mail.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

As a hobby, I'm compiling the gibberish that they use to by pass the spam filters, and turning it into prose.

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:07 pm

Ya know even though I am from the female side of the human species, I have always wanted to answer one of these.

Quote:

Dear Sirs;

Thank you for wanting to help me with my embarassing situation. You don't know how I have longed to enlarge my Johnson. I get so tired of hearing that inevitable sigh followed by "Oh my, you are so well endowed". I know that the ladies are lying. They have to it is their God given task in life just like we have to tell them their butts aren't too big in those jeans.

So how do we go about this? Do I have to have surgery? Do I use a pump mechanism? Or, do I take pills? I am so happy that you have found a cure for this common problem. Why this must be making you a millionaire! I bet you get thousands of men responding every hour.

I am also curious as to how you found out about my size. Do you have my house bugged? Or, were you that Senator standing outside my bathroom stall at the airport? Needless to say you found me just in time I was ready to become a priest.

Hey, would you like an investor? I would gladly give you cash to help promote your products. You could make me a board member of the Penis Enlargement Company aka PEC. We could sit around the board table with our enlargements. What a wonderful male bonding that would be.

I await your reply so that we can thrust forward with your product.

As always,

Mr. Dick

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:10 pm

oh go for it , i would love to see if they write back

Baiting Guru Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 2163

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:33 pm

<br>Opening penis enlargement and Viagra spam is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you gingerly open the old inbox, take a cursory look around, laugh to yourself, and then blow them out. Very Happy

Sadly spam is a fact of life, like global warming, herpes and McD0nalds. You just have to learn to live with it and get on with the serious stuff and ignore the crap.

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:25 pm

Tsnerd wrote:

As a hobby, I'm compiling the gibberish that they use to by pass the spam filters, and turning it into prose.

You really, really do need to get out more, TS.

First you lose your inner meanie (thereby completely disorienting several Eater members), now spam into prose.

You'll be answering lads in iambic pentameter next

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:57 pm

^^^I use to do that with the subject headings of spam mail. It can be a challenge. Wink

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:57 pm

^^^^
What? Subject headings into iambic pentameter? Shocked

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:09 pm

Tsnerd wrote:

As a hobby, I'm compiling the gibberish that they use to by pass the spam filters, and turning it into prose.

I read a good one the other day and thought of when we were doing this in the premium PWT. If I can find another one I will post in the current PWT that I tried to save from kak with star wars talk.

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:49 am

I got this recently, made me laugh:

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 2301

I liked it when Dennis Miller did a stand up and he brought the topic of the penis enlargement cream that was the big rave at the time. He asked, "Wouldn't your hand grow too?" It cracked me up.

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:23 am

Lemmy tell you, those penis enlargement products don't work at all. Not one of them. Nada.

"Thanks, but I don't smoke" - My wife, seeing it for the 1st time.

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:14 pm

The ironic part for me is that I get less spam on my baiter gmail than my MAIN gmail. :/

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:30 pm

Has anyone received spam for "Anus Enlargement"?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

@ White King eew eeeeew

@ Ip
Me too.
Thje amount of spam I was getting lead me here in the first place.
now installed a spam filter, which can be a bit huffy , it keeps putting my mums shopping list into spam

As to penis enlargement, well if I start to undress........

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:44 pm

@White King,
You planning a g0atse party? Wink

EDIT: Eater has a filter on "Goa tse" Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 442

WhiteKing419 wrote:

Has anyone received spam for "Anus Enlargement"?

That would have to be titled as "Free tickets to Prison"

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:42 am

I always get a grin from the "Subject" line. These were received only yesterday:

"Oh, Don't Stop It's So Big"
"Show her some real lovin"
"Why Settle for 9 Inches?"

and my favourite...

"Rooster challenged guys are welcome" (a "clever dick", that one Laughing

)

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:58 am

http://www.zug.com/pranks/penis/

Funny guy