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Welsh boy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Feb 2008
Posts: 49
Location: Wales - UK.
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:58 am |
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These are driving me crazy, every day i open my various e-mail accounts and i get at least 4 in each one are they trying to tell me something |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:15 pm |
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You get a lot of them as they use similar programs to collect addys as 419ers, just ignore them and delete as they're not baitable. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:43 pm |
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Penis enlargement, porn links, cheap drugs... every time I open an account it's time to clean out the spam. They're pretty unmistakeable and don't distract from the real work for long fortunately. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:18 pm |
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Just stop signing up for the information. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Welsh boy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Feb 2008
Posts: 49
Location: Wales - UK.
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:51 pm |
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^^^^ LOL my wife mustnt see them |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:58 pm |
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Favorite dish of my Thunderbird: penis enlargement pills + other pharmaceuticals offered to me by mail. |
_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
x107
"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:03 pm |
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As a hobby, I'm compiling the gibberish that they use to by pass the spam filters, and turning it into prose. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:07 pm |
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Ya know even though I am from the female side of the human species, I have always wanted to answer one of these.
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Dear Sirs;
Thank you for wanting to help me with my embarassing situation. You don't know how I have longed to enlarge my Johnson. I get so tired of hearing that inevitable sigh followed by "Oh my, you are so well endowed". I know that the ladies are lying. They have to it is their God given task in life just like we have to tell them their butts aren't too big in those jeans.
So how do we go about this? Do I have to have surgery? Do I use a pump mechanism? Or, do I take pills? I am so happy that you have found a cure for this common problem. Why this must be making you a millionaire! I bet you get thousands of men responding every hour.
I am also curious as to how you found out about my size. Do you have my house bugged? Or, were you that Senator standing outside my bathroom stall at the airport? Needless to say you found me just in time I was ready to become a priest.
Hey, would you like an investor? I would gladly give you cash to help promote your products. You could make me a board member of the Penis Enlargement Company aka PEC. We could sit around the board table with our enlargements. What a wonderful male bonding that would be.
I await your reply so that we can thrust forward with your product.
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_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:10 pm |
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oh go for it , i would love to see if they write back |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:25 pm |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:33 pm |
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<br>Opening penis enlargement and Viagra spam is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you gingerly open the old inbox, take a cursory look around, laugh to yourself, and then blow them out.
Sadly spam is a fact of life, like global warming, herpes and McD0nalds. You just have to learn to live with it and get on with the serious stuff and ignore the crap. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:25 pm |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
As a hobby, I'm compiling the gibberish that they use to by pass the spam filters, and turning it into prose. |
You really, really do need to get out more, TS.
First you lose your inner meanie (thereby completely disorienting several Eater members), now spam into prose.
You'll be answering lads in iambic pentameter next |
_________________ 200+ sites killed, from these countries => �
Like my flags? Want some of your own? Let justjay teach you how to kill sites here (clicky).
Hobbes may have retired, but get his brilliant WriteJunk here (clicky) and never touch a .dll again
Proud to be a mouth-breather who posted a load of shit, disappeared into the night but mysteriously reappeared after a long absence |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:57 pm |
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^^^I use to do that with the subject headings of spam mail. It can be a challenge. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:57 pm |
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^^^^
What? Subject headings into iambic pentameter? |
_________________ 200+ sites killed, from these countries => �
Like my flags? Want some of your own? Let justjay teach you how to kill sites here (clicky).
Hobbes may have retired, but get his brilliant WriteJunk here (clicky) and never touch a .dll again
Proud to be a mouth-breather who posted a load of shit, disappeared into the night but mysteriously reappeared after a long absence |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:09 pm |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
As a hobby, I'm compiling the gibberish that they use to by pass the spam filters, and turning it into prose. |
I read a good one the other day and thought of when we were doing this in the premium PWT. If I can find another one I will post in the current PWT that I tried to save from kak with star wars talk. |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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Mustapha Sorbum
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 89
Location: England
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:49 am |
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I got this recently, made me laugh:
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_________________ M. Sorbum
Help the Sorbums - donate to the Sorbum Relief Fund
(Link actually for donations to this site.) |
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:10 am |
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I liked it when Dennis Miller did a stand up and he brought the topic of the penis enlargement cream that was the big rave at the time. He asked, "Wouldn't your hand grow too?" It cracked me up. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:23 am |
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Lemmy tell you, those penis enlargement products don't work at all. Not one of them. Nada.
"Thanks, but I don't smoke" - My wife, seeing it for the 1st time. |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:14 pm |
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The ironic part for me is that I get less spam on my baiter gmail than my MAIN gmail. :/ |
_________________ ( x8 ) This is fun!
please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:30 pm |
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Has anyone received spam for "Anus Enlargement"? |
_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:43 pm |
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@ White King eew eeeeew
@ Ip
Me too.
Thje amount of spam I was getting lead me here in the first place.
now installed a spam filter, which can be a bit huffy , it keeps putting my mums shopping list into spam
As to penis enlargement, well if I start to undress........ |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:44 pm |
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@White King,
You planning a g0atse party?
EDIT: Eater has a filter on "Goa tse" |
_________________ J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
x107
"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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BlueTiger
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2005
Posts: 442
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Posted:
Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:18 am |
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WhiteKing419 wrote: |
Has anyone received spam for "Anus Enlargement"? |
That would have to be titled as "Free tickets to Prison" |
_________________ (these icons are my little treasures- thank you to those who gave them to me) |
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SherlockHolmie
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 182
Location: Baker Street
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:42 am |
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I always get a grin from the "Subject" line. These were received only yesterday:
"Oh, Don't Stop It's So Big"
"Show her some real lovin"
"Why Settle for 9 Inches?"
and my favourite...
"Rooster challenged guys are welcome" (a "clever dick", that one ) |
_________________
Amsterdam to London - M4j1m V4nk0wsk1
Madrid to Valencia - Dr Louis G0nz4les $anchez
"You are a stopid man." - Barr Choy Choong
"Hello Mr Dear and Dumb" - Usman Danququ
"We can not entertain any more insubordinations from you!" - Roberto Correras, United Nations, Cote d'Ivorie Branch |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:58 am |
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