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Slightlyoutofit
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

#24 Russia.

He should marry the Serbian chick.
Between them they could create really boring kids.

The ice-skater didn't even fall over. Thumbs down

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

#24: Russia

That little mafia guy must yet steal his first shoes. Let's hope for a bloody accident with the skates... Nope.
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

FrumpyBB wrote:
It´s really interesting to read this thread NOT watching the Contest

Yeah, we are equal opportunity insulters here. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The False Italian wrote:
... Let's hope for a bloody accident with the skates ...


"The Pobble who had no toes, had once as many as we ..." Wink
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

#25: Norway

The cloning of Mariah Carey was only partially successful. Ah, the fjords...
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

#25 Norway.

She should opt for a threesome with the Serb and the Russian.

Took herself way too seriously when she should have had a few custard pies slapped in her face by dwarves on unicycles.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My top five:

1) Bosnia
2) Latvia
3) Spain
4) Azerbaijan
5) France

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now, who'll end up with 0 points? Quite a few deserve it but most of them are sadly integrated in their neighbourhood.
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've just realised. If the songs crap you do the Meat Loaf effect, turn the hair blowers on in order to make your song look more exiting.

Espania are gonna win.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh great, ethno crap.

[checks calendar. Yes, it's 2008]
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The False Italian wrote:
Now, who'll end up with 0 points?


UK is a good bet for "Nil points".
Ireland and Malta aren't there to give us the sympathy vote this year. Can't see who else would give us anything.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Boom, boom, boom, Kalashnikov. That's why we like the Balkans so much.

Not that there's something bad with it... Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm still sad that they have shortened the procedure of announcing the results. It was always so wonderfully embarassing.
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know the winner. Razz

The results were published earlier here because of the time zone difference. Anyone want to know?

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OMFG. As expected those pesky Bulgarians messed up our clean 0 result and gave 12 points.

It looks good for Britney.
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like we're going to get to see the Greek girl shake her fallopian tubes again. Cool
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't care about the result now. Laughing Laughing

I would rather make passionate love to any of the gorgeous females that are dishing the points out from each country, than poke my own eyes out with a blunt implement.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Soviet Union is still alive.

Mod edit to remove off topic rant - Eight 15 Sept 08


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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Presently I am feeling much better entertained by listening to Jen Derbender´s Western Union Secure hotline Laughing : 12 points!

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The False Italian wrote:
The Soviet Union is still alive.


Sure, but only because the proud nation of the DPRK and our Dear Leader support it.

Edit: an interesting typo Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok, it's going towards Russia now.

If they win, I somehow doubt that England, France, Spain, and Germany will be willing to pay for +85% of the costs like they did for the last few years.

Let Gasprom cough up the rubels.
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*sigh*

Every year it's predictable. But this year it was predictable and boring. The Russian song is (for want of a better phrase) a complete load of wank.

I'm going for a divorce. That way I won't have to sit through it again next year.

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Vote for us or freeze, you bastardskis!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 10:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Man behind everything:

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P.S. You should have believed that I knew the winner before you Cool

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