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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whoa, can't believe there's not a thread about this yet. Here's some of the most brilliant entries for this year:

Latvia's is just boring, way too repetitive, and the lead singer looks exactly like one of the guys from Army of Lovers:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fQkmxwiM8fQ

Estonia, this is actually pretty funny, especially if you know the story behind it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ctT9TGmsN_A

Spain, looks a bit like Weird Al... and these will go directly to the finals.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VHtvgtKb1Hg

Ireland... this is the worst.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XhaqMZzm7Wk

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whichever one wins won't be down to whether it's the best song or not. It's not been about the music for many years now.
It became a kind of Eastern Europe back slapping excercise some years ago, with the UK coming last every year due to the unpopularity of the whole Iraq thing. How childish. Whoever wins will be down to whichever Estonia / Lithuania / Latvia / Romania permutation happens to get the most votes from its neighbours.

I don't know why we bother televising it any more in the UK. There's the usual funny quips from Terry Wogan, but that's the end of the appeal I'm afraid.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mugatu wrote:
... It's not been about the music for many years now. ...


52 years to be exact. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Estonia, hot blondes, excellent Very Happy
Ireland, WTF! Even worse then Gina G

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ireland hads THE BEST.
it truly sums it all up

Does put me in mind of THIS for some reason



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is the worst song we have ever had!!!
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It looks like something that jumped out of the Soviet Union.

PS! The two singing guys are one of the best comedians in Estonia...but why in
the hell do they have to sing?!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Yeah but you'll still win because Latvia, Romania, et al will award you 12 points each! Just as long as you give them 12 points too. That's how it works eh? Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The only "12-point-neighbors" we have are maybe Finland and Latvia.
Romania? Only if they really like the song Confused

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The story I heard is that Ireland can not afford to win it again, because then they would have to host the next one; winning three in a row did some significant financial damage. That song is, however, seriously bad.

Any country who can field a good song would probably win, as they would be the only ones in the entire contest, but there doesn't seem to be any danger of that.

If Latvia lost the drum track and that female singer who can't sing the right notes, they might have a decent song.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well i am pretty shocked by the estonian one Very Happy but not that much, because in Czech Republic our national competition won some underwear showing whores whose performance totally sucked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtIyP2VrQVo

i dont even know if we are still in...i really dont watch this kind stuff.

EDIT: Ok i am shocked by almost all of them Shocked Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Strongside wrote:
go dustin happy crowd happy crowd beers!



come on that turkey!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Eurovision Song Contest 2008


Oh cr*p. Sad

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I could never quite Make My Mind Up between Cheryl Baker and the other one.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

But they still had you dancing like a puppet on a string.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Strongside wrote:
go dustin happy crowd happy crowd beers!


Go on ya good thing Twisted Evil

The funniest thing about dustin's entry was the eurovision purists (idiots that think it's worth a shit) arguing that the song wasn't good enough for the eurovision, and saying that it'll tarnish our reputation lol. Dana you 'aul cow
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good songs, but Ireland:
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Necro alert! But this crap doesn't deserve two threads per year. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 7:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

May the best Eastern European country win, and then have Western Europe pay for the competition in their country next year! Confused

My prophecy: if all the 20,000 inhabitant Eastern European countries continue to give all of their points to other 20,000 inhabitant Eastern European countries, the contest won't last another three years.

We may be watching soon to be past history tonight!

Let's see what happens in the voting.
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

#1: Romania:

Opera! Sadly not the browser...



Side note: Are we here the only ones with sound problems?
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 7:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

#2: United Kingdom:

What the heck is this guy wearing? Are we in the 70s again? Bernd Darnell would be proud.

The song sounds like something from the 90s whose title I thankfully forgot.
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

#3: Albania

They seem to have electricity there, obviously got copies of many old GP songs and put everything into a mixer. Standard repertoire.
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Disappear" is a very appropriate title for the "No Angles" song. That's exactly what happened to their comeback attempt: it disappeared.
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#4: Germany

One ear in, one ear out. Thank $god it's over.
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