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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:34 pm |
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If anyone you know is in hospital in my region, I'll probably be able to visit them sometime soon the way things are going - if they haven't banned me from them all by then.
They're making up illnesses about parts of my body I never knew existed and I could have a complaint beginning with a 'Z' - now that's what I call swanky.
It looks like I'll have to change my passport to show my profession as full time scam baiter.  |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:01 pm |
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I'm missing your particular brand of wit and all round lad damage Gomer. Get well soon! |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:02 pm |
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I remember you saying you were going for surgery a while back.
Hope you're on the mend soon, Gomer |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:11 pm |
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Welcome back, Gomer. Looking forward to watching the insanity you dish out to lad-land commence!! |
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 - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
 - Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) -  - "SAVE ME" 
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:33 pm |
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Hope it's nothing serious. |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:57 pm |
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I just got this in my catcher account
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HELLO DEAREST FIREND, IT IS SO GOOD TO BE ABLE TO YOUR AQUANTENCE MAKE ON THEIS DAY OF DAYS IN MY LIFE
IAM MR GOMER OF LOTTO.UK AND DUE TO AN ILLENESS THAT HAS ROBBED ME OF MY HEALTH I AM ASKING YOU TO BE MY BENEFICUARY IN AN UNDERTAKING THAT WILL BE MUTUALLY BENFECAIL AND 100% RISKY FREE TO YOU
IAM CURRENTLY IN THE GREATER LONDON HOSPITAL OF MERCY UNDERGOING SEROIOUS TESTS ON MY HEALTH,DUE TO CONTRACTING MULTIPLE GALLOPING ADENOOIDS OF MY BRAIN. ALL TREATMENTS HAVE DEFILED THIS DESEASE AND I HAVE VERY FEW DAYS LEFT IN MY LIFE
THE REASON I AM WRITING TO YOU IS THAT I HAVE ACCUMULATED OVER MY TIME IN MY POSITION AS CHAIRMAN AND CONTROLLER OF LOTTO.UK THE SUM OF �25,500,000 (TWENTY FIVE MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH PUNDS) IN MY PERSONAL ACCOUNT WITH THE GREATER LONDON BRITISH BANK OF EAST CHEAM AND THIS MONEY MUST BE REMOVED FROM THE BANK URGENTLY DUE TO MY IMPENDING TIME LEFT ON GODS EARTH
IWOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO ACT FOR ME IN THIS MATTER AND BE PR4EPARED TO SEND TO ME YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS SO THIS AMOUNT MAY BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU WITHOUT DELAY. YOUR URGENT RESPONCE IS REQUIRED IN THEIS MATTER DUE TO MY ILLNESS WIHCH HAS \DEFILED ALL TREATMENT
NAME................................
ADDRESS...................................
BANK ACCOUNT.................................
BANK NAME....................................
TELEPHONE NUMBER..................................
BLESSING TO GOD FOR YOUR HELPO IN THIS URGENT MATTER
NGAWECE UMBELLO UMCHEKWE |
And who said lads were slow,
Take care Gomer, hope it all goes well for you, the lotto lads are missing you |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:07 pm |
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| I could have a complaint beginning with a 'Z' - now that's what I call swanky. |
Then they will find one of these... (And cure it, if you have enough of the monies)
Click
Welcome back Sir, and get well soon! |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:43 am |
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What - Zellweger syndrome?
Gomer, is it true? Are you turning into an actress?? I can see lots of baiting work for you pimping your phone.
Welcome back mate. |
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You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:40 am |
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Good to see you back Gomer. I even baited some lotto lads while you were gone, just so they wouldn't feel neglected. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:00 am |
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I only posted this here to let people know I had been away for a short while, and that I was back, and I was poking fun at myself.
The only serious thing I would say, and it is a compliment and not a criticism at all - and that's to mention what a great resource this site is for someone who is not in the best of health. I think I'm far from the most unwell member of this site and, if I'd been left watching daytime TV for the past months, I'd be crawling up the walls by now.
Instead I can have delicious fun and do good at the same time whilst, making people who deserve to suffer wish I was a lot more unwell. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:45 pm |
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| Instead I can have delicious fun and do good at the same time whilst, making people who deserve to suffer wish I was a lot more unwell |
^^^ That they most certainly do Gomer.
Good to have you back |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:15 pm |
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Glad you're back mate.
Illnesses beginning with Z: Zoster, aka Herpes Zoster What have you been up to Gomer? |
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I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
 - 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Afferbecklauder
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 923
Location: Wide open spaces
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:53 pm |
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Welcome back Gomer!
Is there any truth in the claim by some baiters that you actually wrote that email to Irish? |
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DEVIL NA E GO KILL YOU THIEF Williams J Spillboard
I will send a photo copy of your draft to your state security agent with all your information that you are using the money to finance TERRORIST in America that you have received one already, and you also involved in the slept 11 attack.
NA BABA GOD GO PUNISH INA LIVES ANY WHERE INA DEY PLUS
UR BASTARD GOMER COS IN NO BE MISTER ATALL U SILLY
SCOMBERGS U NA DEY CUTT MY JOBS ABI.NO WORRY I NO GO
TELL UNA AGAIN,BUT IF UNA TRY AGAIN UNA NO GO WAKE
FROM SLEEP THE VERY NEXT MORNING I MEAN U WILL BE
MURDERED WITHOUT WARNING THE VERY NEXT MORNING NINFO . Walter Savvidez
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:30 pm |
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I'm glad you're back Gomer. Hope everything is okay. |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:40 am |
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| The only serious thing I would say, and it is a compliment and not a criticism at all - and that's to mention what a great resource this site is for someone who is not in the best of health. I think I'm far from the most unwell member of this site and, if I'd been left watching daytime TV for the past months, I'd be crawling up the walls by now. |
Well said Gomer, and sooooo true! And I have satellite TV service.
Welcome back!  |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:50 am |
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Broke my zygoma once. Thought I couldn't have kids.. |
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