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jojobean
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:53 pm |
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This just makes me laugh. Every once in a while I get a nice little nugget from my lad that makes me laugh pretty hard. This is one of them.
My lad is supposed to meet one of our church's engineers (), who is Arabic. Well, I told him that communication might be a problem with him because our engineer speaks broken English. Well, that's no problem with my lad. See here:
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The issue of communication will not be a barries between him and me because i am going to use broken English to communicate to him. |
Wow. What logic. Since speaks poor English, if the lad uses broken English, he should be able to understand. Makes sense doesn't it? |
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Jadee1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
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Location: UK
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:59 pm |
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hee heee brilliant suttf, i love it when i get a stupid comment like that.
maybe you should write back in damaged english or obliterated english and see if he can read it |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:49 pm |
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What? It sounds like the perfect solution to me. Tell the lad to practice his broken English in all subsequent emails to you so you are assured he will be able to effectively communicate w/ the engineer. That should provide some nice entertainment for you. |
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Mr. Green
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:06 pm |
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That's hysterical - with a bit of luck no one will be able to understand anything. |
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:27 pm |
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That's very funny.
Come to think of it, I use that sort of thing all the time when talking with people who don't speak English:
First try speaking louder. If that doesn't work, speak loudly with an accent that sounds similar to the speaker's native language. If that doesn't work, speak very bad French, very loudly, regardless of the speaker's native language. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:10 pm |
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My attempts at accents always turn south Asian, most likely Pakistani, within a few sentences
I love the idea of de-educating the lad to use Broken English dialect. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:03 pm |
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This is your boy Kevin isnt it?
Anyway, love it |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:06 pm |
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No, this is a TWAT that YW, Professor So and So and myself are working on. He was donated to me by a member going on a leave of absence. Sadly, Kevin seems to have figured out that the TWAT's rival church, the Church of the Hardened Nipple is not real. His emails are few and far between. |
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:08 pm |
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awwwww Kevin will be missed
Looks like you have a good replacement though. |
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Ima Baeder
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Joined: 03 May 2007
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:17 pm |
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That is hilarious. I think that, for ease of communication, you should start using broken English too. That seems to be the common language. |
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SlapHappy
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:38 pm |
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funny lad post JoJo is he broken good. |
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BobCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:26 pm |
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LAD LOGIC 101
Imagine $$$MONEY$$$ Think of things to say to get this $$$MONEY$$$. Say anything. Say everything. Say things that contradict everything you've said. Just get the $$$MONEY$$$ Lather, rinse, repeat. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:01 pm |
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^^^I think that's a pretty accurate assessment of the lad mentality. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:10 pm |
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^^ And here I thought they were thinking "Snausages� Snausages� Snausages�, give me some Snausages� I want Snausages� SNAUSAGESSSSSS�!!!!!" |
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
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Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:26 pm |
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I love it! |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:47 pm |
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Sometimes I have a hard time baiting in unbroken English. But I just love that line. That's pure siggy material! |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:08 am |
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Fantastic! I wish I had a lad like that, I'd ask him to teach me broken English as I don't know how to speak it. I'd love to learn!
Good moaning! |
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AnotherTenor
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Sep 2007
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:11 am |
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Hello - I'm new at this, and this has probably been discussed many times... But I've been taking their email addresses and signing up for any and all "Free Offers" I come across or email subscriptions I can. Will that keep them busy? |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:29 am |
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Latin is one of the old lost languages. I wonder if any of them know Pig Latin?
Iksnay on the scamoray. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:03 pm |
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This guy is a real star. Logic logic like this just shows me that he is going to pay off nicely throughout his career. I hope he likes travel. YW, Prof and I have learned that Chad is beautiful this time of year and we are shaping him up to go meet Hamdan where they can speak broken English together.
EDIT: It looks like he is a little eager to travel. He just needs a little poking.
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Dear Rev Benjamin,
Please less i forget, give me the address of Hamdan in Chad so that i will meet him . If possible on monday you can instruct him to pay the money with the information i gave you.
I want to know if that is possible on monday so that i will perpare on wensday to reach on friday or saturday in chad.
If the idea is not condusive for you then you ask him to try once more.
He can also make it through road to Nigeria maiduguru boronu state.than for him to come to lagos.I will try my best if he can travel by road and enter to maiduguru.that is the boundering between Nigeria and Chad. The only thing he will give them is tip either $100 or$200 only and they will leave to enter Nigeria. |
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Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:16 pm |
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Can someone pass me the Broken English <-> Dutch dictionary ISBN numbers please. I'm not native English as it is, but always willing to learn more. Indispensable in this line of work .. |
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419h8r
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 100
Location: u.s. of a
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:00 am |
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He does know that An Arabic broken english will sound nothing like the Nigerian broken english right? And the Oaf is actually ready to travel to a war zone. U got this lad eating out of your hands. keep us posted. |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:26 am |
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~ dutchbait,
I can't tell if you're joking or not. So will just presume that you aren't.
"Broken English" is just badly structured English, usually used by those who don't speak it as a first language. |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:31 am |
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newdonym wrote: |
I can't tell if you're joking or not. . |
of course I was .. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:34 pm |
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Nothing warms my heart more than a lad ni debt:
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Dear Rev Benjamin,
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your message.
The content of your mail is well understood.Rev Dover, i have heard all you said in your mail.The problem i have here is financial problem and you say that you will pay my expences back but i will like you sir to send the transport money to me so that it will enable me to travel to chad to collect the materials and the money.
What happen now is that i will try my best possible to see how i will travel there.
Let me see if i can borrow another money from people if i succeed i will tell you and if i travel there you will know.
Thank you for your mutual understanding. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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