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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If anyone you know is in hospital in my region, I'll probably be able to visit them sometime soon the way things are going - if they haven't banned me from them all by then.

They're making up illnesses about parts of my body I never knew existed and I could have a complaint beginning with a 'Z' - now that's what I call swanky.

It looks like I'll have to change my passport to show my profession as full time scam baiter. Very Happy

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I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm missing your particular brand of wit and all round lad damage Gomer. Get well soon!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I remember you saying you were going for surgery a while back.
Hope you're on the mend soon, Gomer
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Professor So And So
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Joined: 16 Dec 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back, Gomer. Looking forward to watching the insanity you dish out to lad-land commence!!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sad

Hope it's nothing serious.

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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just got this in my catcher account

Quote:
HELLO DEAREST FIREND, IT IS SO GOOD TO BE ABLE TO YOUR AQUANTENCE MAKE ON THEIS DAY OF DAYS IN MY LIFE

IAM MR GOMER OF LOTTO.UK AND DUE TO AN ILLENESS THAT HAS ROBBED ME OF MY HEALTH I AM ASKING YOU TO BE MY BENEFICUARY IN AN UNDERTAKING THAT WILL BE MUTUALLY BENFECAIL AND 100% RISKY FREE TO YOU

IAM CURRENTLY IN THE GREATER LONDON HOSPITAL OF MERCY UNDERGOING SEROIOUS TESTS ON MY HEALTH,DUE TO CONTRACTING MULTIPLE GALLOPING ADENOOIDS OF MY BRAIN. ALL TREATMENTS HAVE DEFILED THIS DESEASE AND I HAVE VERY FEW DAYS LEFT IN MY LIFE

THE REASON I AM WRITING TO YOU IS THAT I HAVE ACCUMULATED OVER MY TIME IN MY POSITION AS CHAIRMAN AND CONTROLLER OF LOTTO.UK THE SUM OF 25,500,000 (TWENTY FIVE MILLION AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH PUNDS) IN MY PERSONAL ACCOUNT WITH THE GREATER LONDON BRITISH BANK OF EAST CHEAM AND THIS MONEY MUST BE REMOVED FROM THE BANK URGENTLY DUE TO MY IMPENDING TIME LEFT ON GODS EARTH

IWOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO ACT FOR ME IN THIS MATTER AND BE PR4EPARED TO SEND TO ME YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS SO THIS AMOUNT MAY BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU WITHOUT DELAY. YOUR URGENT RESPONCE IS REQUIRED IN THEIS MATTER DUE TO MY ILLNESS WIHCH HAS \DEFILED ALL TREATMENT

NAME................................

ADDRESS...................................

BANK ACCOUNT.................................

BANK NAME....................................

TELEPHONE NUMBER..................................

BLESSING TO GOD FOR YOUR HELPO IN THIS URGENT MATTER

NGAWECE UMBELLO UMCHEKWE


And who said lads were slow, Very Happy

Take care Gomer, hope it all goes well for you, the lotto lads are missing you

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle wrote:
I could have a complaint beginning with a 'Z' - now that's what I call swanky.


Then they will find one of these...Wink (And cure it, if you have enough of the monies)

Click

Welcome back Sir, and get well soon!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What - Zellweger syndrome?

Gomer, is it true? Are you turning into an actress?? I can see lots of baiting work for you pimping your phone.

Welcome back mate.

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Obi-Wan Knievel
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good to see you back Gomer. I even baited some lotto lads while you were gone, just so they wouldn't feel neglected.
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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I only posted this here to let people know I had been away for a short while, and that I was back, and I was poking fun at myself.

The only serious thing I would say, and it is a compliment and not a criticism at all - and that's to mention what a great resource this site is for someone who is not in the best of health. I think I'm far from the most unwell member of this site and, if I'd been left watching daytime TV for the past months, I'd be crawling up the walls by now.

Instead I can have delicious fun and do good at the same time whilst, making people who deserve to suffer wish I was a lot more unwell. Very Happy

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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Murry Guru
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Joined: 11 May 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Instead I can have delicious fun and do good at the same time whilst, making people who deserve to suffer wish I was a lot more unwell


^^^ That they most certainly do Gomer.

Good to have you back

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Glad you're back mate.
Illnesses beginning with Z: Zoster, aka Herpes Zoster Shocked What have you been up to Gomer?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back Gomer!

Is there any truth in the claim by some baiters that you actually wrote that email to Irish?

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B. A. Ware
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm glad you're back Gomer. Hope everything is okay.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle wrote:
The only serious thing I would say, and it is a compliment and not a criticism at all - and that's to mention what a great resource this site is for someone who is not in the best of health. I think I'm far from the most unwell member of this site and, if I'd been left watching daytime TV for the past months, I'd be crawling up the walls by now.


Well said Gomer, and sooooo true! Wink And I have satellite TV service.

Welcome back! Cool

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Broke my zygoma once. Thought I couldn't have kids..

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