I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE TAKE IN MY PATTER

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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:53 am

FROM THE OFFICE OF:
LORD ARNIE DeDRINCK
PRESIDENT & C.E.O.

North Sea Gas Corporation (NSGC)
23-27 Peter Beardsley House,
High Low Street,
Aberdeen,
Scotland,
England.

Codeword: "I HATE SUNDERLAND"

Dear Miss Alimah and Sister,
The story of your late father's demisal(may God have pity on his soul)
moves me very much as I recently also lost my father. He was 101 years
of age and fought for 11 years during the great battle of Hastings
against the evil Morecambe & Wise and the knights of the round table.

My name is Lord Arnie DeDrinck, I am 81 years of age, and am the
President and CEO of the North Sea Gas Corporation. The company produces and exports oil and gas all around the world. I have never ventured into the cocoa business, but a lady-friend of mine once purchased a sugar plantation near Bucharest in Finland.
If you are looking to move a large sum of money through an English bank
account, and then invest in a profitable business, then you have come
to the right place!
The North Sea gas Corporation has many bank accounts, both in the UK
and in Geneva. Naturally the oil and gas business is a limited venture,
as both these fuels are expected to become exhausted by september the
3rd 2041.
Here at the Corporation we are branching out into military defence. I
have just overseen the construction of a mechanical soldier named ED209.
An underling of mine has designed something which he calls Robocop. It
uses machinery and microcircuitry technology together with high tensile
hydrocarbon polymer armour and the body of a dead policeman. Quite
ingenious.
I am sure you will agree that this is a business worth investing in.

Please contact me if you wish to proceed, and once Clearance of
Unauthorised National and Total Security procedures (*DELETED*)are completed
then we can swiftly transfer the funds.

Yours Sincereley,

Lord Arnie DeDrinck
President & C.E.O.

North Sea Gas Corporation (NSGC)
23-27 Peter Beardsley House,
High Low Street,
Aberdeen,
Scotland,
England.

P.S. In all correspondance always include the codephrase: "I HATE
SUNDERLAND" This ensures additional security.

I RECEIVED A NON-AUTOMATED ANSWER WITH THE CODEWORD AND A COMMENT ON ROBOCOP. WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE SMOKING?

Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 12:51 pm

I've run through the entire script of Rocky Horror at least 10 times. Complete with the make-up, pictures in costuming, murders and sex.
Not one lad has questioned the story and a couple have actively joined the story line. They are a very focused lot. One of my main goals is just to get them completly off their script. It's pretty hard to get a lad to lose his place but it can be done.
They don't care if your Mother is dieing in the hospital, just send the money.

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