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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:47 am |
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It's been a heck of a long time since I did a mass taunting. I'd forgotten how fun and easy it was. I got a couple of new insult templates from somewhere on the forum - thanks to my anonymous benefactors who I am too lazy to go back and figure out who they are... Anyhow.
Some of the responses are boring:
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Fool.. You no fit help say na ur money i dey find some boy like you . How much you get for you land
You think say u get sence notting dey your head. Idoit.FOOL |
I think this fellow enjoyed the ensuing round of 3 AM phone calls:
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Your Papa e be like say you no get job come send you phone number to me make i employ your papa as my gateman for nigeri and then help him by bringing you to sell drugs here in South Africa ok.
idiot like you
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I like this one:
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BIG PRAYER FOR YOU NOW.
YOUR FATHER WILL DIE OF ACCIDENT YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN SEXUAL DISEASE LIKE AIDS? ALL YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTER WILL DIE OF HUNGER. YOU YOURSELF WILL REMAIN ALIVE AND PENURY TO WITNESS ALL THIS ORDEAL. ONCE YOU WRITE ANY THING TO ME AGAIN , THE DISASETR WILL COMMENCE.
I KNOW YOUR MOTHER VERY WELL. SHE IS NOTHING BUT ASS HOLE. YOU ALWAYS FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND THAT IS WHY YOUR LIFE IS SUCH THAT IT IS TODAY.
YOU WILL WITNESS SICKENSS, INJURY, DISASTER AND DEATH THROUGH OUT YOUR LIFE. CLAIM THIS
YOU HOPELESS AND MANNERLESS BAGER. YOU CANT EVEN WRITE PROPER ENGLISH. |
This one has the most fascinating theory of my parentage I've yet seen. Anyone able to translate for me?
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HELLO EWU MONKEY,YOUR MOTHER GOT YOUR PREGNACY FROM STREET HARLOT LIKE YOUR MOTHER. THAT IS WHY WILL NEVER BE USEFULL TO YOUR PEOPLE IF YOU HAVE ANY BECAUSE YOU ARE A BARSTARD CHILD WHO DONT KNOW WHERE OR HOW HE CAME TO THIS WORLD,
ANU OFFIA, RAKWA NNE GI,
OHU MAMA GI NA ESI ISI
NWA NKPI DIKA GI NA ARA NNE YA
IDIOT AHUHU KPUKWE GI NA EZI NA ULO GI, ANU MPAMA. |
(Idiot - that part I got) |
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FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:08 am |
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| CLAIM THIS YOU HOPELESS AND MANNERLESS BAGER. |
Hey everybody! Badgers ARE real!  |
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dbest03
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 370
Location: Australia
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:52 am |
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Wonder if he means a carpetbagger  |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:20 pm |
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Wait, so your mother got pregnant from another woman? I'm getting some really interesting mental images here... |
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: Hueco Mundo
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:05 am |
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| YOU CANT EVEN WRITE PROPER ENGLISH. |
I loved this line, it's like he thinks his english is perfect xD |
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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
Location: Behind the Microphone...
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:37 am |
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| ONCE YOU WRITE ANY THING TO ME AGAIN , THE DISASETR WILL COMMENCE. |
I hope you wrote back... Just think of the insult when you tell him that his pshycic and mystical powers don't work either and he is just a low life that will never amount to anything... |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:39 am |
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@ntbs:
I did - and it bounced 
Oh well. |
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FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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