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angusmactavish
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
Posts: 252
Location: Oglethorpe's colony Atlantic (GMT-5)
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:03 am |
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Received an email today from a Nigerian bank official (offering the usual millions) signed using the *real* name of my 22 month old granddaughter. Hopefully it is a coincidence  |
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U BE MAGA U ARE VERY WICKED I MUST TELL AND STUPID - Charles Blaise
Listen, my contact with you in this transaction does not warrant you to insult my personality for any reason. - Godwin Luis
  
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mrbigtime
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 241
Location: Always on the move
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:06 am |
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You should bait her... you might get off easy and all she wants is a tickle me elmo |
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Hey MICHAEl !!!!! .... dont fucking call me a muron okay !!! I dont play with those kind of stuffs ...
I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR $130 CANNOT BUY ME ABOTTLE OF BEER IN MY COUNTRY
I believed you should be trying to pull my legs and let it be so as I will not like to tolerate such attitude from you
Please brother stop that joke, it is an expensive joke that can cause hyper tension.
BECAUSE IN MY VILLAGE WE DONT HAVE A TELL PHONE |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:54 am |
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^^hehehe, mrbiftime. good one! |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:59 am |
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Good thing you caught it early. You have to nip these things in the bud. 
oh, and that WAS funny MrBT |
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angusmactavish
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
Posts: 252
Location: Oglethorpe's colony Atlantic (GMT-5)
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:39 am |
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@ mrbitgime
wow, you are right on target, a couple of months ago we had to take her to see Elmo at Philps Arena. |
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U BE MAGA U ARE VERY WICKED I MUST TELL AND STUPID - Charles Blaise
Listen, my contact with you in this transaction does not warrant you to insult my personality for any reason. - Godwin Luis
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:21 pm |
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Take away her binky til she changes her evil ways |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:28 pm |
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Look, you need to get something straight with her.... who pays the internet bills in your house? That's right, you do.
Tell her no more internet until she cuts you in on the action, you want a piece of it. Negotiate 40% to act as her Oga. If she pushes you out, tell her that the EFCC (Elmo Fraudulent Children Commission) have been informed and will be raiding her nursery cafe any day now.
abeg u be dey chairman. not let her chop u dolla ok ooooooOOOOO |
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Afferbecklauder
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 923
Location: Wide open spaces
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:19 pm |
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I wouldn't put it past them to have newspaper subs to Birth Records. Logic says an adult will read the email, and if that way inclined will respond. Who they addressed it to is of no consequence, they just want a client. |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:00 pm |
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Why did you name your granddaughter Mariam Abacha? |
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Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:11 pm |
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^^ Hmmm, I was thinking the kid's name was Yahoo Internet Lottery.  But Miriam Abacha does make more sense I guess. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:40 pm |
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You should respond back using her name. It will drive the lad crazy. Insist that the name is yours and yours alone. |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:43 am |
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^^ And if the lad complains threaten with a sue him for copyright-violations. |
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"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
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BobLawton
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Mar 2008
Posts: 2
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:08 pm |
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| You should bait her... you might get off easy and all she wants is a tickle me elmo |
Ah but, you've got to watch elmo carefully these days.
He's a killer -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrFmJIxg9Xg XD |
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