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 February 29th - I do or I don't

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Chibuike
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nope, nobody got asked. I was going to get on my knees and beg Harry Bawls to marry me but I got held up at the local convenience store and missed the deadline. Now I have to wait 4 more years.... Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Are the Eater women not allowed to propose any other time?? That's bullsh*t! Evil or Very Mad Harry would probably love for you to get down on your knees any day, not just for a special occasion. He'd probably also welcome a proposal. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I may be able to get down on my knees any day of the week but I probably won't be able to get back up. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought long and hard about proposing, but realized I was not ready to settle down with "The One" quite yet. I would have to give up my weekend job as a stripper and I need the money to pay the security guard who watches over my precious shoe collection. Also, I assumed there were some hurt feelings over Valentine's Day and revenge might be a possibility. Apparently, that was a good assumption on my part. More importantly, I was afraid of being turned down and humiliated in public. My daddy and two uncles (which are only 2 people - don't ask since I'm not sure how that works either) couldn't find any shotgun shells, thus my guaranteed acceptance mechanism was not in available and I did not want to take the chance. One more thing. I doubt there was enough time for any of the men to find 2 years (not a typo) salary to buy a drop-dead gorgeous and stunning engagement ring. I may be flighty and flirty, but I'm not easy and cheap.

While I am sure there are numerous fine Eater men willing and able to be life long mates, the ones making themselves known as the marrying type were few and, .....well, the rest is better left unsaid. Some spent their time and energy foolishly fighting among themselves and posturing (we all know who you are). I was totally confused by St. Patrick's Day-tine, TS's pom poms and the mud wrestling match between Ima and Cachuma (another example of men driving women crazy and resulting in the men getting what they really want). I cleared my head of the confusion by distracting myself with thoughts of my wonderful Valentine's Day and Night. BTW, my earlier report of BC's demise was exaggerated. It turns out I saw him being brought back to health with an extended stay in Michael Jackson's hyperbaric chamber which BC won on eBay. Whew, it was a good thing I demanded and got a signed liability waiver. I'm sure SlapHappy is welcome to use the chamber after BC is done.

@Chibuike. While I am no expert on the subject, the hold up at the convenience store may be a sign from the heavens. It may be similar to the person being initially upset about missing the Titanic, but being filled with elation a few days later.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Girl Friend, could not have said it better if I had said it myself. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am easy and cheap. Any takers?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sure, Ook was a real bore.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^I meant of the female variety

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You're far too fussy mate. Beggars can't be choosers. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PRS Girly Girl wrote:
@Chibuike. While I am no expert on the subject, the hold up at the convenience store may be a sign from the heavens. It may be similar to the person being initially upset about missing the Titanic, but being filled with elation a few days later.



@PRSGG, What a sad attempt to hide your jealousy. Why do you find it so hard to be happy for Chibuike and I? If you wanted me, I was available early on. You thought you would play hard to get, and look what you ended up with. Maybe next year you will do what is really in your heart, and come after me with all your guns blazing. In the mean time, be happy for us.

P.S. I may or may not entertain your flirtatious advances.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've tried to love you all.Image

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