February 29th - I do or I don't

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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:30 pm

I'm not going to get sucked into another of these threads again, my fragile ego took too much of a beating in the Valentines thread.

I'll be back at JMR's delightful ranch style trailer at the Happy Glades and Fish Tackle Camping Ground.

Doing real men things, drinking, belching, farting, looking for navel lint and bar b queing large lumps of named animal parts.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:36 pm

@ YW OK, I laid out a fresh trail for you, chocolate body paint & whipped cream, just follow it till you get to the red X.

EDIT to add: SH I didn't forget about you sweetie. Don't vex yourself, I'll blow thru jojo's pile 'o cash in no time.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:37 pm

Ummmm. Fresh tail. Oh, you said 'trail'. Embarassed

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:41 pm

Ladies, please don't make Ookie baby jump up and down behind his bars for your attention! I can assure you he's a very tall, dark and handsome chimp, and NEVER throws his muck through the bars at you. In fact he's quite a charming dinner companion. In a "tea party" sort of way.

I'm just going to sit back and wait for my valentine to make up her mind. I'm not such a cunning linguist as m'learned colleague JMR, but I make up for it with raw animal magnetism. Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:53 pm

Yes Ook, I accept. Smile

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:23 pm

^^^Wooooooo

beers!

Edit to add: Remember to bring some of your choice teachers along from last semester.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

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Damn, I'm torn. Sad

Do I proposition my Valentine, who was the most charming of love rats, or do I throw myself at the smooth-tongued lawyer, and get myself some more of his good stuff? Question

Eight -- I'm afraid I'm not one to share, and will present a vigorous (not to mention rigorous) defense in order to maintain the bond heretofore established.

what is with the quote button these days?

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:47 pm

oh did i mention i can lick my eyebrows

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:48 pm

^^^^
We figured that out already. Can't most lizards?

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:56 pm

What's with the licking, Ex and Pack? Don't go there woman, don't go there....okay I am going there.....three hours of licking his eyebrows in tiny circles? Last time I saw someone do that they were at McDonald's sitting in a booth with a sippy cup. Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:36 pm

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Eight -- I'm afraid I'm not one to share, and will present a vigorous (not to mention rigorous) defense in order to maintain the bond heretofore established.

I cannot gainsay the force of your rhetoric. I am yours, ab initio and ad finem.

And I corrected the quote in your post - there's a glitch.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:53 pm

Where do I begin? During Valentines Day I was a happy-go-lucky man. I had it ALL! YW, jojo, and JMR were caught trying to "out man" each other, and I was nestled comfortably in the arms of my beloved Chibuike. Even when everyone was vomiting over JMR and Eight talking that lawyer mumbo-jumbo, I had my one true love.

Sure, she used me up sexually and tossed me aside, but truth be known, I liked being treated like that. I have not had a good nights sleep since then. I just doze off, and start to dream of my Chibuike. I dream about the time she tied me up to the bed, hauled out the "cat-o-nine tails", and whipped me until there was not a square inch of my body that wasn't beet red. I then bolt upright thinking "is she here, or was I dreaming?" I look around, and alas, she is not here. I try crying myself back to sleep, but to no avail.

Now I see she is on the hunt again. Do I even get a mention? No, unless you count her first post about me being used up. If only you knew my dear, sweet Chibuike. I am ready for round 2. The other so-called "men" that are trying to get your attention will only break your heart. You know, and I know, I am the only one for you.

Remember when you said that the first proposal turned out to be your last? Well, I can fix that. Baby, you and I were meant to be together. Just say the word, and I will run out to Wal-mart and buy the fanciest pair of dress britches they have, along with a snappy button down shirt, and what the hell, I might even get a tie, and I will meet you in Vegas. We can have an Elvis impersonator hitch us.

What do you say Chibuike?

PS. My "tool" is almost completely healed from last time.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:02 pm

Don't you wish that ya knew what was in my mind? Mr. Green

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:08 pm

^^^ Nope.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:25 pm

@thefife - I shall wait for you patiently, my green-haired beauty, after you toss JoJo aside and find me. I shall prepare the feast.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:28 pm

^^^removes Slap from her list and puts Bawlsie on it. Oh, Harry, if you can get that splint off your love machine by Friday evening I will gladly take you back. The splinters were just getting to be a bit too much.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

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I cannot gainsay the force of your rhetoric. I am yours, ab initio and ad finem.

Then I can put away this restraining order...unless you feel like you could use some...restraining.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:58 pm

<--------- How many men would step up to the plate like this?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:16 am

Well, i guess any man who goes through the pain of a splint, and wants more from Chibuike must have something going for him. Looks aren't everything, Harry.
And I'm sorry Chibuike that I was sratched off your list. It's just that I was a bit afraid of your agressive nature, and Harry doesn't seem to mind. I think he needs you. No hard feelings, ok?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

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Can't most lizards?

I've been avoiding posting in this thread, but you guys and gals are killing me. Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:22 am

@ SH A feast you say? I can't resist a man who will feed me. After I'm done w/ Jojo & his cash & drain YW of every ounce of energy in his body, I'll be over to show you my wild side. Wink

And where is my Simba? Every now & again I do like some romance from someone well versed in the art.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:26 am

@thefife - I'm starting to tingle after your encouraging words. What's your pleasure for a nice midnight supper? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:50 am

[quote="SlapHappy"]I'm starting to tingle [/quote]
Oooo I like the sound of that. You will be doing much more than that by the time I'm thru w/ you. As for our feast, watcha got? I'm not a picky eater, I'll try pretty much anything once.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:26 am

@thefife - How about the specialty of the house, then? Chicken riggies, that are sure to knock your socks off, and maybe a little bit more. And a piping hot pippin-pie alamode, topped with sweet nuts. The coffee of the house is a fine Viennese roasted arabica brew from the mountains of Papua. I'm hungry and thirsty for your presence, the fife. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:34 am

[quote="SlapHappy"]I'm hungry and thirsty for your presence, the fife. Very Happy

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I'm on my way!! I have to go put some socks on so they can be knocked off. Wink

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