February 29th - I do or I don't

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Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:04 pm

@thefife - since YW is too busy with corona right now, and you think you are right for me, and should give it a try, I will agree. I'll leave to door unlocked. Come over and shock me, wild thing. Smile

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:05 pm

I'm available ladies. Feel free to ask away. I'll take you on many nice trips.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:13 pm

ill put my cradensals out there
1. i used to be a chef in one the the top resterants in milwaukee Wi
2. i am a handy jack of all trades, home, car, landscaping,
3. i do windows
4. i give great back rubs
5. i love to shop
6. because of my troll like look i and very devoted and would never stray.
7. im funny and at the same time sensitive
8. i love to travel
on the down side i cant spell worth crap.

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[quote="YeaWhatever"][quote="thefife"] ... But I'm down for mind-blowing sex & you leave after .... [/quote]

Call me. Very Happy

[/quote]

She said "mind blowing" not "stomach emptying"....

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:13 pm

YW better not be busy w/ Corona. Evil or Very Mad

He is supposed to be following the trail over to my place. However, there should be plenty of time to shock the hell out of you, not to worry. I've got till 11:59pm tomorrow. Laughing

@ jojo What sort of trips?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:25 pm

@thefife - what happens after 11:59?? Do you turn into a fairy princess?
I could woo you to stay longer, if you are game. Smile

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:26 pm

Hmmmm, I am narrowing my choices here. It is between Rodus and Packman. Can I be a bigamist? LOL_sign

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:34 pm

[quote="thefife"]
@ jojo What sort of trips?[/quote]

Where would you like to go my lady?

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:37 pm

Damn, I'm torn. Sad

Do I proposition my Valentine, who was the most charming of love rats, or do I throw myself at the smooth-tongued lawyer, and get myself some more of his good stuff? Question

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:41 pm

Don't listen to JoJo, thefife. He'll leave you stranded in Mali in the desert or something.
@Chibuike - What's so hot about those guys? At least I'm a lot of laughs, and I never make fake empty promises. I can't believe you didn't even consider me. I'm a bit hurt.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:45 pm

Looks to the left, right, up, down, behind and front. Hmmmm, where are the eligible Eater men with the right qualifications? To the married guys, I'm not the home wrecker, polygamist or mistress type. Maybe.

Be back later to look around some more.

BTW. If anyone has been wondering about BC's absence, all I will say is his last words were "Arrghhhhh, what a helluva way to go. My life is now complete.". RIP Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:48 pm

[quote="SlapHappy"] @Chibuike - What's so hot about those guys? At least I'm a lot of laughs, and I never make fake empty promises. I can't believe you didn't even consider me. I'm a bit hurt.[/quote]

Oh, Sappy, er, um, I mean SlapHappy, I just didn't realize you were a man. There is no way to tell on this board. Embarassed

Okay, I will consider being a trigamist. jump_4_joy

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:50 pm

I can move my tongue in little circles for three hours straight. Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:51 pm

Im a tryist..ill try thing almost Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:53 pm

I'm here to listen and please, ladies.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:55 pm

Don't be an "igamist" for anyone, Chibuike! Have some respect for yourself! Show some commitment here. All the eater women can't be "igamists" can they?? ARRGGHH!! Is there a one-man woman left on this board??
PRSGG came and left, oh well, she's flighty. Gorgeous, but a little too flirty.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:56 pm

Ook?

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:00 pm

@ SH You will just have to wait & see what happens at 11:59

@jojo I would like to go shopping at Harrods w/ your credit card & you too. I can guarantee I'll be thoroughly ravenous after such an orgasmic experience.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:02 pm

^^^^

No need for a credit card, my piles of cash will cover everything.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:11 pm

^^ I'm ready when you are.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:12 pm

@thefife - I will wait, but do not tarry with JoJo. All his cash is in a trunkbox in a security company vault in the Netherlands, and he will ask you for fees so he can access it. It will be some lame excuse.. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:12 pm

@thefife

Sorry for the late reply. I was out buying some more peanut oil. Now, how do I find your place again?

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:15 pm

@SlapHappy "Don't be an "igamist" for anyone, Chibuike! Have some respect for yourself! Show some commitment here. All the eater women can't be "igamists" can they?? ARRGGHH!! Is there a one-man woman left on this board??"

Commitment has always been a BIG issue for me. It is so much easier to just wear out a man sexually, toss him aside and find another. This is why at 54 I have never been married. But then only one person in my life has asked me for my hand. I thought I would wait around for a better offer - little did I know it was going to be the only offer. So come tomorrow night at 11:59 pm I will make a decision on just one eater man.

In the mean time all candidates can answer this one question: What is the one thing in life that you thought would not bring you pleasure but surprised the heck out of you and did?

50 words or less please.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:18 pm

Quote:

In the mean time all candidates can answer this one question: What is the one thing in life that you thought would not bring you pleasure but surprised the heck out of you and did?

50 words or less please.

Chibuike.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:21 pm

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