February 29th - I do or I don't

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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:25 pm

@jojo. Do you think they are baiting us again? Here it is 09:24 AM (my local time), and I have not been asked for my hand (paw) in marriage. I am beginning to wonder............

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:25 pm

@jojo
I do. Why do you suck so much?

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:27 pm

Why do you wear those gay speedos?

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:28 pm

^^^ Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:30 pm

[quote="jojobean"]Why do you wear those gay speedos?[/quote]

I have not heard any of the ladies here complain. At least I can fit into a pair of those. How's that moomoo of yours by the way? Are you wearing it again today?

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:41 pm

Just like a bunch of rutting pigs out there piss flying everywhere
i just my credensals out there for the lovly ladies to mull over. i dont have to take shots at the other eatermen to make myself look good.
I go with the saying the brightest bug zapper gets the fly.. and ladies my shine will make you "GLOW"

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:42 pm

Sadly, it is now 09:41 AM and I have not been asked. I have amended my avatar until she asks me.

and in case Lotta stops by and wants to marry me

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:42 pm

The MUUMUU us fine YW. Your mom left it at my house last night. I'll give it back to you when I go see your sister tonight.

By the way, how is that spell check working?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

Snerd, will you be my St.Patrick'sDay-tine?

Gladly....but for the fact that you just made that up. If St.Patrick'sDay-tines really existed, I suspect it would be a conspiracy created by women to make men frivolously spend money on cards, chocolates, and expensive jewelry, instead of investing it wisely in more important things.....like college baseball sports packages on Pay-Per-View. Sad

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:44 pm

@jojo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Good one.

You still suck though.

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:47 pm

[quote="Harry Bawls"]Sadly, it is now 09:41 AM and I have not been asked. I have amended my avatar until she asks me.[/quote]

But, but, but, I can't ask anyone until 11:59 pm tonight..... Crying or Very sad

Oh sure, you ax me for another woman....it's because I live in a trailer isn't it?

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:50 pm

[quote="YeaWhatever"]You still suck though.[/quote]

I could say the same about certain members of your family, but I won't. That would be inappropriate for this forum.

This conversation is sure to get Ima on board with jojobean.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Deja vu

Its the valentines thread all over again.

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:52 pm

@Chibuike,
You just have to understand my position (that's usually you on top). I am so eager to be forever yours. I shudder at the thought of some slick talking travel agent or speedo wearing pervert to come in here and sweep you off your feet. Now that I know the rules, I will patiently wait for you.

and, I LOVE your trailer, I was just hedging my bets

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:54 pm

^^^the last time someone swept me off my feet there was an earthquake in England. Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:54 pm

@nanny Ogg, have I ever said how great those Docs look on your broom stick?

I'm trying for an upskirt pic of Nany flying over my hovel in Lancre

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:55 pm

Quote:

This conversation is sure to get Ima on board with jojobean.

I doubt it. I'm sure that she knows that you suck too. Why don't you waddle back up to the buffet and comfort yourself with more pudding?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

@ Irish in this weather all you'd get would be a glimpse of my thermals!

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:14 pm

@YW, I don't know if Ima showed you this or not, but I just got it in a PM from her. She claims it is jojo during one of their "meetings".

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:18 pm

Yea, I saw that on her blog. That "guy" is really pathetic, isn't "he"?

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:28 pm

@Corona The pig was perfectly fine when I left him. And he apparently was able to escape the restraints. Confused

Note to self: have restraints checked out immediately.

@YW How were you able to free yourself exactly? Not that you weren't meant to be able to free yourself, I'm just running a little informational survey is all. Hey if Corona lets you outta your cage again, you wanna come over & try out the zip line I got out back? If you liked the fan, you will love the zip line. Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:32 pm

Chibuike I see harry removed you from his avitar.... doesnt sound like hes intrested..... me on the otherhand..... do you like hand dipped chocolets and fine dining? i was a chef for meny years

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:40 pm

Zip line?!?!?!?!?!? That sounds awesome.

Actually, I got a little help getting out of the restraints. That chick that you had chained to the wall was able to reach those hedge trimmers that you had on the bed. She was able to toss them to me.

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:00 pm

@packman - You betcha sweetie, I love chocolates and fine dining. I am right there everytime someone invites me to McDonald's. Okay, I confess I go there to observe the people late at night. There is a whole different world of people that come out late at night. You are on my list.

Decisions, decisions, decisions.....

gotta go do my early voting for my presidential candidate of choice...is Harry Bawls on the list? bbl

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:03 pm

[quote="YeaWhatever"]Actually, I got a little help getting out of the restraints.[/quote]

He'll also need a little help being peeled out of those speedos too.

Harry- WTF? I haven't been messing with you at all! And then you throw me under the bus like this? Thank a lot man.

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