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Dear Forum

Firstly let me introduce myself I am Darth Terraius simply trying to take over the galaxy from my humble Birmingham UK and me and the brothers have recieved this:

FROM:MRS. M SESE-SEKO
DEAR FRIEND.
I AM MRS. MARIAM SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT
MOBUTU SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC
REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC).I RECEIVED YOUR COMPANY
PROFILE FROM THE CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE IN MOROCCO.

I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, THIS WAS IN
CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE
AND SITUATION. I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND
AND TWO OF OUR SONS EMMANUEL AND MUKOKO OUT OF
DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN,
COTE D'IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILYAND I SETTLED, WHILE
WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN MOROCCO WHERE MY
HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER DISEASE.
HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO CHANGE
MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN
SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER FORMS OF
MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW HEAD
OF STATE OF (DRC) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE
ARRANGEMENT
WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER EUROPEAN COUNTRIES
TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S TREASURES DEPOSITED IN
SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE MY CHILDREN AND I
DECIDED
LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN
THINGS GETS BETTER, LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS
DEAD AND THE SON TAKING OVER(JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF
MY
LATE HUSBAND'S CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS
CONFISCATED BY THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH
I HAD TO CHANGE MY IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT
WILL NOT BE TRACED AND CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED
THE SUM OF ONE HUNDRED MILLION UNITED STATE
DOLLARS(US$I00,000,000,00.)
WITH A SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING.
THE FUNDS ARE SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM
KNOWING THE
CONTENT. WHAT
I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU
WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF.
ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE, SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE
YOU TO MY SON (EMMANUEL) WHO HAS THE OUT MODALITIES
FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO
ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY, BUT I WILL NOT
WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED.
I WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK
IN MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN
OTHER SAFE AND NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS.
MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL
OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS,
AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE,
WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU.IN CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO
ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF
THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU WHERE THE FUNDS ARE
CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND ALSO DISCUSS OTHER
MODALITIES INCLUDING RENUMERATIONS FOR YOUR SERVICES.
FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE
AND FAX NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE AND
ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL USING THE
ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS.
BEST REGARDS,
MRS M. SESE SEKO

Guest

Brother Darth Terraius
Temple of Sith
United Kingdom

Dear Mrs M Sese-Seko

Thank you for considering our religious retreat for such a generous proposal. I will need to discuss with my master and we may want to assist you.

We are currently looking at improving our temple and more funding would be a wonderful thing and the only problem we see is that we are not allowed in accepting donations or help from those who do not accept 'The Way of Sith'.

May the Force grow stronger with you!

Dth Terraius
Temple of Sith
UK

I SHALL KEEP YOU INFORMED
PS: ANY CASH FOR OUR DARK TEMPLE IN BIRMINGHAM?

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:59 pm

Hey and welcome....

To be quite honest, there really isn't much point to posting eachand every letter of correspondance.

The first lot of emails are just standard and always unspectacular. We have all seen them many, many times before.

Wait until you have a completed scambait and post it in the "Publish your work here" forum.

Guest

Sure mate - I mean yes my master! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:24 am

I can't wait for it to be published. Very Happy

Guest

The Sith UK Response

Brother Darth Terraius
Temple of Sith
United Kingdom

My Dear Mrs. M Sese-Seko
Thank you for your trust in the The Force - My Master has now given me authority to deal with thyself further for the express benefit of yourself and Emmanual and also the Temple of Sith.

I will on this auspicious event will attend to my brothers of the Temple to watch the deflowerment of the Virgin of Milton Keynes and use it as an offering to 'The Way of Sith'.

May I ask of you that you keep our correspondence confidential as our High Priest Massaguscockus may take with the acceptance of your donations for the Temple and take issue with the Temple celebrations on his holy altar.

May the Force Grow more Powerful through you.

Darth Terraius
Temple of Sith
United Kingdom

FROM:MRS. M SESE-SEKO
DEAR MR TERRAIUS
I RECEIVED YOUR PLEASURABLE RESPONSE AND HAVE ASKED MY SON EMMANUEL TO CONTACT YOU. MY SON HE WILL BE IN TOUCH. COULD YOU ALSO SEND YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER AND FAX NUMBER SO WE MAY DISCUSS FURTHER HOW TO SORT THIS TRANSACTION. IAM SURE THEIR BE A WAY WE CAN SORT OUT HOW TO CARRY OUT THE TRANSACTION FROM WHERE YOUR CHURCH CAN ALSO BENEFIT.
PLEASE COULD YOU ALSO TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR GROUP WE ARE CHRISTIAN HERE AND WE ALWAYS WANT TO BENEFIT GODS CREATURES.
BEST REGARDS,
MRS M. SESE SEKO

Guest

Dear Emmanuel
I knew this was a good time for us to deflower the virgin of milton keynes - we are on a good thing and the force grows stronger inside us and all about us - my telephone number is 07973492911, the only problem we find is that we can only deal with fellow followers of the sith way - you must be a sith or one of our congregational members, I really want to move fast - all you have to do is say the following words whilst drinking red-wine and touching the crotch chakra:
'By the powers I was born with - by the powers that are developing - the force grows stronger - i accept the way of sith - so be it - so be it - so be it!'
This will qualify you as a low erectus congregational penile international member person (LECPIMP), then as with a lecpimp we can move ahead, my master and I are very excited at this fine chance given by you - may the force grow stronger.

Darth Terraius
Temple of Sith
UK
..........................................
Dear Brother Darth

My mother says that you will help and see if we could move forward with the transactions quickly as I will need your phone/fax number initially to let you know of process further we will put aside approx 25% of the $100,000,000 for your benefits. I am now in Zurich Switzerland meeting bankers there are also a few other trustworthy people who will be helping but your share will be the $20 million plus Please give contact number so we move now.

Godforce be with you.

Regards
Emmanuel Sese-Seko

Guest

Dear Terraius,

Thank you very much for your response
to my mother's mail, which she has forwarded
to me, so that both of us (you and I) will work
as a team, to actualize our dream. It is not a
joke a serious note for this transaction is real with
enough proofs.

It is very important that we adopt a code
now that we are ready to do this deal. our
secret code will be "1969". Any message I send you
must indicate the code and if I call you or you
call me, you always ask what is the secret code
before you discuss anything with me. The reason
for this is to ensure it is me you are dealing with,
taking into consideration the confidentiality
nature of this transaction and Nigerians that are
very corrupt and crime porous.

We are very serious people pushed to the extreme
end of the wall. You must understand that it is
frustrations and betrayals form people very closer
to my family that has made us throw caution to the
wind and trust you that we have never met, but as
the saying goes, "when there is no venture, there
can be no success".

I am Emmanuel Sese-seko and am presently seeking
refuge in Nigeria, while my mother and younger
brother are in another Africa country. Before I
brief you on the nature of the pending project at
hand. I would want to bring to your notice that
due to the present political situation in my
country, my family is under surveillance.

therefore, I will be most obliged if both of us have
at the bottom of your heart trust/confidentiality,
trust/confidentiality comes before anything in
this our pending project. In a nutshell,
confidentiality should be our watch word.
Sequel to my mother's mail, she deposited the sum
of $100,000,000.00 USD with a Finance company in
Europe and the government of my country
is unaware of this money, if not they would have
confiscated it. hence you see the reason why
confidentiality is necessary in ensuring a smooth
completion of this deal.

Furtherance to the above, we seek your assistance
to travel down to Amsterdam and act as the
beneficiary of the money, secure the money in
cash and thereafter, open an account in Amsterdam
lodge the funds in and subsequently transfer in
bits to your valid account in your country of abode.
How do we plan to achieve this? My perfect
modalities to ensure a risk and hitch free.
Alternatively if you cannot make it to Amsterdam money
can be transfered to your personal or company account
in your country via telegraphic wire transferfrom
Amsterdam, but i prefer the situation were by you make
claims accross the counter directly from the finance
company which will be faster for you to make claims
on our behalf.

Duration of this deal are as follows.

1. You will have to send me a handwritten letter
of guarantee which must be scanned and sent via
email, issued in my mother's name Mrs. Mariam
Sese-seko, indicating that after you must have secured
the fund, it will be safe in your custody and be
used for further for investment, of which Reports
will be sent to her on monthly basis.

2. After I receive the letter of guarantee from
you, I will then instruct my mother's Lawyer to
draft a Power of Attorney, changing the beneficiary
name to your name. And I will send you a copy
which you will sign and send back to me. I will turn
send it to the Finance Company in Amsterdam, notifying
them in the changes of beneficiary from mother's to
yours.

3. The Finance company in Amsterdam will now take
care of all the paper work down there and in due
course I will furnish you with their contact
number. So that you can book an appointment with
the Finance Company on when you are to arrive Amsterdam
for claims.

4. We have agreed to give you 20% of the total
money as your commission for your assistance and
cooperation.

5. your are also required to send us your complete
name and address which we will use to refer you to
the Finance company in Netherland and a photo copy
of your international passport or driver license
to enable the finance company identify you in Amsterdam
and us know you that we are dealing with.
Be informed that after i might have received all your
details i will in return send you mine.

I await your prompt response to my mail, as we have
to commence immediately, as you are aware time is
of equal importance as confidentiality in this
transaction and endeavor to send me your most
confidential mobile telephone and fax number.

Please, feel free to contact me at any time to ask
questions were you are not clear on my confidential
telephone number 234-1-7769402 at any time of
the day and make sure I am the one speaking by
asking me of the code before communicating in detail.

My warmest regards,

Emmanuel. "1969"

Guest

Dear 1969

We are Sith we cannot reveal our Temples location as it will be dangerous and the authorities may persecute us -we really want the money so we can move our temple to another location and stop having such bother from everyone. I will speak with our friends the Ferengi Traders who may also assist us with this - of course I will not reveal anything about u.

You must understand our religion is not liked or tolerated by the general public and the media even though some government people and many wealthy businessmen attend our gatherings we are a persecuted community.

May the Force grow every stronger!

Darth Terraius
Temple of Sith
Birmingham
UK[b][/b]

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