How tanked is Reprob8???

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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:51 pm

Once again, Reprob8 was forced, kicking and screaming, to attend the Honors College Ball - a horrible event at which he is forced to dine, converse, and dance with Deans, Provosts, Professors, and really, really smart college students. Every year, he tries to push the envelope of good behaviour in hopes of not being invited again. This year he broke out his kilt, put on a huge scotch/vicodin buzz, and misbehaved. Alas, as Connie L Gus wrote last year...I'll continue to be invited as these people are attracted to those who march to the beat of a drum nobody else can hear. I will prepare a small photo-essay as more pictures roll in. Here are a couple to start with.

Reprob8 always overtips the bartenders to the point that they eventually allow him behind the bar to pour his own.. I know what you're wondering...did the kilt-matching tie eventually wind up around Reprob8's head?

You're damn right it did. I'm not sure why I was making this face but I think the cutie on the right had just given me a shot of tequila...

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:53 pm

Hahahaha, you look like you were having fun! I bet ya get invited again next year....

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:57 pm

R8, what I really wonder: Where are the shoes of the woman inthe background??? Shocked

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:07 pm

I pray no picture materializes of me drinking out of them. It's a distinct possibility - I don't recall many of the events that took place.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:09 pm

Quote:

I'll continue to be invited as these people are attracted to those who march to the beat of a drum nobody else can hear.

I look forward to the essay...

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:10 pm

Next year, wear a Kilt on your head and a Tie . . oh, nevermind Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:27 pm

^^^No, that won't be necessary. Really.

Looking forward to the rest of the photo-essay (as always). Nice whisky they give you at that college!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 593

Reprob8 wrote:

I pray no picture materializes of me drinking out of them. It's a distinct possibility - I don't recall many of the events that took place.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:04 pm

Yes ..i remember when i was young and stoopid,, damn i miss those days.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:08 pm

^^^ R8 isn't young........... Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:15 pm

I think he was talking about the girl in the picture Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:16 pm

ohhhHHHHhhh i see now Wink

is it little bus syndrome?

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:20 pm

R8

you are still wearing that kilt from last year???

i guess you really like it.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:28 pm

As you may recall, last year I wore the mafia suit and Monty Python Napkin-hat.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=103941

I had plenty of answers ready to the inevitable question -"What are you wearing under that kilt?"

Some of my favorites:

"It'll cost you 10 bucks to see"

"Lipstick"

"A Rash"

"Braids"

"Socks and shoes"

"A bagpipe - want to play it?"

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Love the kilt, what tartan is it?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Reprob8 you forgot the old classic

Is there anything worn under the kilt?
NO it's all in perfect working order

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:41 pm

dr stephen williams wrote:

Hahahaha, you look like you were having fun! I bet ya get invited again next year....

Of course. Who else could they get to provide the entertainment for free? Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:47 pm

craig007 wrote:

Love the kilt, what tartan is it?

I believe it's Macleod. I was looking for a Cockburn (just because the name is great) but there were none in stock.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:20 pm

You do know it is not pronounced cock-burn, don't you? Rolling Eyes

Bloody Merkins, steal the kilts, try to pull in them and don't even know the proper name. Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:27 pm

Eight wrote:

You do know it is not pronounced cock-burn, don't you? Rolling Eyes

Bloody Merkins, steal the kilts, try to pull in them and don't even know the proper name. Laughing

I do now!! Embarassed

But hey, you're dealing with a yank here!

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:30 pm

Cock-burn sounds better, anyway.

The poms purposely try to confuse the colonials with their pronunciations. Try the names "Featherstonehaugh" and "Cholmondely", for example. Worse than the bloody French! Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Try Menzies or Dalziel Twisted Evil

ok they're pronounced "Ming us "and "dee ell "or "day ell" depending on local accent

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

It's like Pig Latin etc. The Gaels put a whole bunch of extra letters in words that don't signify anything just to confuse everyone else.

As I understand it, us sassanachs are allowed to wear Stewart tartan. Anything else is only for members of the clan.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:58 pm

Ohh the kilt the kilt.. gotta love it.. dunno how many times I've used a kilt to score free booze..

R8 if you really wanna avoid goin to those parties m8... wear the kilt true scottish style.. and when someone asks you what you're wearing beneath.. SHOW THEM!

Should be an excellent way to avoid further invitations Razz

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:42 am

Sounds like you had a gr8 time there. I'd give it two or three thumbs up.