I am being asked to make an animal sacrifice!

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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:39 am

I got this email from Cheif Priest of Asante Kingdom. I have not had any direct dealings with him before he is asking for an animal sacrifice from me. Shocked

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My Dear Brother, I am the Cheif Priest of Asante Kingdom, i am very much aware of the transactions you have in my country, about your consignment that was held in the airport and some security warehouse in ghana. My Dear Brother, I can help you with prays and you will receive your boxes and funds within 72hours without making any pay to anyboby, they will release your boxes to you.

My Dear Brother, the only thing you need is to make some sacrifice to appeal to the Gods of our land, you we need to buy the below items for the sacrifice.
1]One He Goat
2]One She Goat
3]Seven Candle
4]One Native Hen

My Dear Brother, if you can get this items, then all your problems are gone.This is message from the God's of our Land. Note that the problem you are having is from your family and your friends, they don't want your progress, but i asure you that if all this are done your will receive your consignments without payment. Best RegardsCheif Priest of Asante KingdomTel: +23427226****

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:50 am

does burning a candle mean you are sacrificing it or do you have to throw it in to the open active volcano?

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:26 am

Tell him that you bought it at your local petstore, and have completed the sacrifice, so they should just get on with sending the boxes asap.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:31 am

Careful cvb, he's trying to get a trophy pic out of you Very Happy

Just tell him you did the sacrifices as requested and where the hell is your money.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:52 pm

I'd make him explain the whole sacrifice procedure, and ask him one question per email. He deserves to suffer for his stupid modality. Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:07 pm

But how are you going to find a "native" hen if you aren't in the same country as the Chief Priest? I'm sure he's got one for sale so that you can complete your sacrifice.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:14 pm

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My Dear Brother, the only thing you need is to make some sacrifice to appeal to the Gods of our land, you we need to buy the below items for the sacrifice.

Make sure you know the identity and mythology of every God involved....in handwriting.

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Do you want the Gods involved to write their own biography or can they use a ghost writer?

If they use a ghost writer insist that each page is property notarized to verify that all the information is true. Be sure to indicate that you will not accept any writings from any false gods.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:54 pm

Looks like this mugu had an encounter with a church ritual modality.
All he wants its a pay back.

Tell the mugu you have the required materials for the ritual.
Ask him to send you detail instructions and if possible some photos on how to perform the ceremony.

Tell him to hurry and send the instructions as you can no longer hold off the goats from mating.

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Why does the "Cheif Priest of Asante Kingdom" from Ghana have a Nigerian phone number? is supposed to be close to King Otumfuo Nana Osei Tutu II.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:32 pm

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I am being asked to make an animal sacrifice!

You mean he is asking you if HE can make an animal sacrifice on your behalf and take photos of it. Sometimes these idiots are unclear on things.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:35 pm

He wants you to send him money so he can purchase the implements of his religion.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:51 pm

I would stick with SlapHappy ^^^ and send him also a load of animal pictures with every email to ask if this animal will do instead of his "she goat" as you can't touch those for religious reasons, make him download endless big pictures, at least you'll know he is not sending much them Smile

Now if you put the pictures in with the text and send him a "cleaned up" (= no data relevant to RL) MSWord document he'll have to download it all and save it if he wants to keep your (text) messages If you can do it in a PDF file he can't even delete the pictures.

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:37 am

I had already sent this email to him.

Quote:

Brother,

Live goats are not all that common here. Does it have to be goats? Would sheep or pigs do?

Caron

And I do think that he has been hit by Church modalities before and is trying to use them to his advantage. If he starts asking me to baptise in milk I will know for certain. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:40 am

I reckon Jojo is right. The lad wants you to send money so he can buy the goats, etc.

What you need to do is quickly send him an email saying that you have made the sacrifice before he comes back and asks you for the money.

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:51 am

Slightlyoutofit

Actually I think you might be right. I will knock off a quick email saying I have sacrificed the animals while burning the candles.

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:02 am

I have sent back, a fairly graphic, description of the sacrifice I have made and I will see what the Chief Priest makes of it. I will not post my email here as it is quite graphic.

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:30 pm

I did receive the same email from that priest and asked him if he is doing sex with the poor goats.

No answer yet Crying or Very sad

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:52 pm

@Mathias,

He has not replied to me either, even before I went off script. I think we have a lazy lad. Damn.

cvb

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