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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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So sorry John xxxxx. i am actually not retarded and i know to operate computer. I did download your attachment but could not have a view of the contents please. just come along with me and let us work together and successfully in the great transaction. I must like to work out the money with you please.

Why not give me your phone number so that we can talk fully and well one-on-one to understand ourselves. Meanwhile, my phone number is XXXXXXX. feel comfortable to talk me anytime and let us talk together. I really know to use computer ok.

He is having a lot of problems opening my fake attachments. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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So sorry John xxxxx. i am actually not retarded and i know to operate computer. :

Ya but does he know how to not get baited?.... I think not. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Very funny Mr. Otto! Very Happy
You're at the point now that you have a full sig line and are going to have to make tough decisions about what to leave out. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's not retarded? He writes like he is.

From now on, you MUST address him as Mr. Retard.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>Everybody on this forum should be a retard, if they are doing things correctly...

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/retard

Personally, I hate the word and find it very offensive. It seems to be freely bandied around here by those that really should know better. </end of rant>

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Tommo: Wouldn't that be "retardant"?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's a common term in bakehouses, I used to get some funny looks and under the breath comments when I mentioned the bread was made from retarded dough. Or said we used retarded dough.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@hacker9

Ain't Google brilliant...

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/retardant

I particularly like this example...

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...a fire-retardant security chest.
Laughing

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