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Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:03 am |
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Been reading the a few of the popular ones but am growing bored with them real quick. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:32 am |
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Edited to prevent blowout from huge clicky. Tsk, Klaasvaak Eight
much shorter clicky
4 and a half star at amazon.com |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:17 am |
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^^^^Horizontal scrolling sucks. Try this...
http://tinyurl.com/create.php
At the OP, have you tried The Beano? Sadly, not much violence now though since Dennis The Menace got Keyhole Kate up the duff and got his ASBO and 6 o'clock curfew for criminal damage to the stripy garment industry . Tupper Of The Track had to retire due to arthritis steroid abuse and Desperate Dan ate all the cow pies and nearly exploded in a shower of steak and kidney and waffer thin mints before he left to join Weight Watchers. The Bash Street Kids finally left school and joined 'Grange Hill' only to be made redundant by the BBC in a fit of pique. This left them humiliated and forced to audition for bit parts in 'Casualty' and 'The Bill' to earn a crust.
[Edit] This post will probably make no sense to anybody outside the UK, or anybody in the UK under fifty. |
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"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:19 am |
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I have a banker called Gogo Manga, he's quite good.... |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:31 am |
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I liked the Archie series when I was younger, I don't know why
http://www.archiecomics.com/ |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:09 am |
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Pedant Alert: Actually, Desperate Dan is the main man at The Dandy. But Denis The Menace and his trusty hound Gnasher are still to be found at Beano. |
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"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:25 am |
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^^^^ I know. I think it's called artistic license, plus the memory fades!
My mate used to get the 'Victor' (war) comics and let me read them after he'd finished with them. We were poor and his parents owned a hardware shop before B & Q was invented. He also had Subbuteo Cricket as well as Subbuteo Football which made him well posh. He had a stuck up older sister, called Susan, who was well not beautiful. Happy days! |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:33 am |
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[eyes glaze over] I used to get the Summer Bumper Special Beano and Dandy for the summer holidays at the seaside. Swanage to be precise. Picnics on the beach, cricket between the groins, wasps in the raspberry mivvy, sand in the ........ marvelous! Was Dad Dare And The Mekon in Victor or was that the Eagle?
PS wot iz manga plz? Sounds vaguely gynaecological. |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:05 am |
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Gnasher wrote: |
cricket between the groins... |
I've had that, it hurts even with a box in.
[spelling nazi mode] Did you maybe mean groynes? [/spelling nazi]
That's the geography student in me leaking out. I'll clean that up. Anyway....
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PS wot iz manga plz? Sounds vaguely gynaecological. |
It's japanese animation and comics...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga |
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Gnasher
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Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:13 am |
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Yeah, groynes Hey, it's been a while OK? Happy days - we were on that beach from dawn til dusk every day rain or shine. We used to tie that long angel hair sea weed (looks like spaghetti) around small pebbles and then throw them off the groynes, dive in and try to retrieve them in the murky water of the English Channel. No goggles or anything. Brilliant! |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:57 pm |
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Outgrown your Beano? Moved on from Lion and Eagle?
http://www.viz.co.uk/
Join the Fat Slags, Roger Mellie the man from the telly, Johnny FartPants, Biffa Bacon at Viz, the only magazine that does not increase your knowledge of anything. |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:58 pm |
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Gnasher wrote: |
Was Dad Dare And The Mekon in Victor or was that the Eagle? |
If you mean Dan Dare , that was the Eagle, which was merged with 2000AD, where he has shown his face at least once in the intervening years.
Bring back Halo Jones.
I'm not into Manga, but for graphic novels you can't go wrong with:
- The Halo Jones chronicles (Nobody died today.)
- Watchmen (should be required reading for all baiters)
- V for Vendetta (forget the movie).
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I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
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