A confusing chat with "B3n F0li"

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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:12 am

I'm Justin - Justin H3rkrack to be precise.
I don't know where B3n came from, but I had a spare few hours, so I thought I'd string him along a bit.
A lengthy phone call followed, which I'll post up when I get a chance.

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B3N F0LI (12:35 PM): hi
B3N F0LI (12:35 PM): <ding>
Justin (12:35 PM): Hi, and how is your
family?
B3N F0LI (12:36 PM): my family they
are all get the accident die
Justin (12:36 PM): Oh really? That's
unfortunate. Are they still ill?
B3N F0LI (12:37 PM): some are ill
some die
B3N F0LI (12:37 PM): sudden death
Justin (12:37 PM): Well, sudden is
better than long and drawn out, like mine was.
B3N F0LI (12:37 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (12:38 PM): are you from
which part of the country 
Justin (12:38 PM): Yes, are you?
B3N F0LI (12:38 PM): yes am from
west africa
B3N F0LI (12:39 PM): i am benard
foli
B3N F0LI (12:39 PM): are you there
Justin (12:40 PM): From where Frank?
B3N F0LI (12:40 PM): my name is
benard foli
B3N F0LI (12:41 PM): my country
accra ghana
Justin (12:41 PM): Nice to meet you,
Accra.
B3N F0LI (12:41 PM): my dearest one
nice to meet you too
B3N F0LI (12:41 PM): what is your
name
Justin (12:42 PM): A place called
London. Do you know her?
B3N F0LI (12:42 PM): yes
Justin (12:42 PM): <ding>
B3N F0LI (12:42 PM): but i never
been there before
Justin (12:43 PM): Neither have I. She
divorced me long before I met her.
B3N F0LI (12:43 PM): who divoce you
Justin (12:43 PM): How old are you?
B3N F0LI (12:44 PM): i am 24years
old
Justin (12:44 PM): Snap!
B3N F0LI (12:45 PM): what do you
mean by snap
Justin (12:45 PM): I am nearly 50.
B3N F0LI (12:46 PM): can you please
as my parents is dead be my beneficary
B3N F0LI (12:46 PM): and i have you
as my love
Justin (12:46 PM): Are you male or
female?
B3N F0LI (12:47 PM): i am male
Justin (12:47 PM): Good, because I am
a gay male also.
B3N F0LI (12:47 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (12:47 PM): you can f*ck
me then
Justin (12:48 PM): DO NOT SWEAR AT ME.
B3N F0LI (12:48 PM): can you help
me my parents die in accident
B3N F0LI (12:48 PM): ok sorry ok
Justin (12:48 PM): I cannot help your
parents I'm afraid. Only Green God can help them.
B3N F0LI (12:49 PM): my parents
keep money for me in security company for me education
B3N F0LI (12:49 PM): no they are
not alive
B3N F0LI (12:49 PM): am the only
survival
Justin (12:49 PM): Oh I see. Is it hot
over there today?
B3N F0LI (12:49 PM): that what i
want to say
Justin (12:50 PM): <ding>
B3N F0LI (12:50 PM): yes 
B3N F0LI (12:50 PM): we have hot
whether
Justin (12:50 PM): Good. What about
drinking?
B3N F0LI (12:51 PM): you knopw that
when you come here i will book a flight and carry you were wee can
drink
B3N F0LI (12:51 PM): this is a hot
day drink is good
Justin (12:51 PM): I will not drink
wee.
B3N F0LI (12:51 PM): no not wee
Justin (12:52 PM): We, or you?
B3N F0LI (12:52 PM): me
Justin (12:52 PM): Do you really drink
wee? How exciting.
B3N F0LI (12:52 PM): are you ready
to come to ghana to see me
B3N F0LI (12:53 PM): yes
Justin (12:53 PM): You are in Ghana?
Justin (12:53 PM): What does it taste
like?
B3N F0LI (12:53 PM): yes
B3N F0LI (12:53 PM): it taste very
good
Justin (12:54 PM): Do you eat from the
chocolate pipe as well?
B3N F0LI (12:54 PM): NO I NEVER TRY
THAT ONE
Justin (12:54 PM): Why are you
SHOUTING? It is perfectly natural.
B3N F0LI (12:55 PM): ARE YOU READY
TO COME MY COUNTRY TO SEE THE MONEY WERE MY PARENTS DEPOSITED IT
B3N F0LI (12:55 PM): OK
Justin (12:55 PM): Take your CAPS LOCK
off.
B3N F0LI (12:55 PM): IF YOU AGREE
B3N F0LI (12:55 PM): ok
Justin (12:56 PM): To eating from your
chutney love pipe? Well, ok then,
B3N F0LI (12:56 PM): my father
deposited money in security and finance house
B3N F0LI (12:57 PM): are you there
B3N F0LI (12:57 PM): <ding>
Justin (12:57 PM): <ding>
Justin (12:58 PM): Yes I am.
B3N F0LI (12:58 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (12:58 PM): what are
talking about me now
Justin (12:59 PM): Who, or what?
B3N F0LI (12:59 PM): about the
situation i am passing through
B3N F0LI (1:00 PM): i need a help
Justin (1:00 PM): You're passing
through? Let me know when and we can meet up.
B3N F0LI (1:00 PM): to be frankly
speaking
Justin (1:00 PM): I thought you said
your name was Accra?
B3N F0LI (1:00 PM): my can you
contact the security company and finance
B3N F0LI (1:01 PM): my name is
bernard foli
Justin (1:01 PM): So who are Accra and
Frankly?
B3N F0LI (1:01 PM): Accra ghana is
a name of a country
B3N F0LI (1:02 PM): FRANKLY MEAN
TRUE
Justin (1:02 PM): Does he? That's
handy to know.
Justin (1:02 PM): AND DO NOT SHOUT AT
ME?
Justin (1:02 PM): What is it with you
and CAPITAL LETTERS?
B3N F0LI (1:03 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (1:03 PM): pls what is
your name
Justin (1:03 PM): And why do you walk
in riddles?
B3N F0LI (1:05 PM): are you ready
to help me get this money and gold oiut from security company
Justin (1:05 PM): GOLD???
B3N F0LI (1:05 PM): yes
Justin (1:05 PM): She told me she was
on the pill!!
B3N F0LI (1:05 PM): is include
B3N F0LI (1:05 PM): in the matalic
box my father deposited
B3N F0LI (1:06 PM): who told you
Justin (1:06 PM): How did Goldie get
to Ghana, I wonder?
B3N F0LI (1:06 PM): Vao day nghe
bai nay di ban http://nhatquanglan.xlphp.net/ 
Justin (1:06 PM): Perhaps her current
boyfriend got angry with her?
Justin (1:06 PM): WHAT IS THAT
ADDRESS?
B3N F0LI (1:07 PM):
[email protected]
B3N F0LI (1:07 PM): that his
address
B3N F0LI (1:07 PM): to contact with
him
B3N F0LI (1:07 PM): private talk
Justin (1:07 PM): Who's address?
Goldie is a woman,
B3N F0LI (1:08 PM): yes of cource
B3N F0LI (1:08 PM): please if you
can contact the security company right now and ask them
B3N F0LI (1:08 PM): were the gold
is
Justin (1:09 PM): I thought you said
she was in a box?
B3N F0LI (1:09 PM): yes the gold
was in the one metalic box send them mail and ask them how the gold
will be out from the security company
Justin (1:10 PM): But why would I want
her body? She was only good back then.
Justin (1:10 PM): So do you have a
boyfriend at the moment?
B3N F0LI (1:10 PM): no
Justin (1:11 PM): That's a shame
Graham.
B3N F0LI (1:11 PM): HELLO
Justin (1:12 PM): HELLO
B3N F0LI (1:12 PM): I DONT HVE NOW
Justin (1:12 PM): <ding>
Justin (1:12 PM): <ding>
B3N F0LI (1:12 PM): AM HERE CAN YOU
CONTACT THE COMPANY NOW FOR THE GOLD
B3N F0LI (1:12 PM): <ding>
Justin (1:12 PM): Am here also.
Justin (1:12 PM): What was your last
boyfriend like?
B3N F0LI (1:13 PM): I AM ASKING
YOU ABOUT THE GOLD
B3N F0LI (1:13 PM): PLEASE ANSWER
ME
Justin (1:13 PM): DO NOT SHOUT AT ME
Justin (1:13 PM): WHAT WAS YOUR LAST
BOYFRIEND LIKE?
B3N F0LI (1:13 PM): no
B3N F0LI (1:14 PM): this is not
Justin (1:14 PM): NO?
B3N F0LI (1:14 PM): i have
something important toi told u
Justin (1:14 PM): GO ON THEN. DID HE
HAVE A TINY WILLY OR SOMETHING?
B3N F0LI (1:15 PM): are you ready
to copntact the company for the release oof the gold
Justin (1:15 PM): OOF? WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN?
Justin (1:15 PM): HAVE YOU STOPPED
SHOUTING YET?
B3N F0LI (1:16 PM): are you ready
to assist me get this box from the security company or not let me
know if i will still chart with you
Justin (1:17 PM): LOOK. HOW CAN I HELP
YOU?
B3N F0LI (1:17 PM): yes
B3N F0LI (1:17 PM): that what you
will say
B3N F0LI (1:17 PM): you have the
security company 
Justin (1:18 PM): yes.
B3N F0LI (1:18 PM): on my behave
and ask them that you are my foriegn beneficary
Justin (1:18 PM): Oh behave! I used to
love the Carry On films too.
B3N F0LI (1:19 PM): this is there
email:[email protected]
B3N F0LI (1:19 PM): you have to
send mail to them they will now give you there phone to contaqct them
Justin (1:20 PM): But you told me
Goldie and Frank's email address was [email protected]??
B3N F0LI (1:21 PM): yes but the
security company were this gold is
B3N F0LI (1:21 PM): the security
company manager clement david kojo
Justin (1:21 PM): So how do I contact
Accra?
B3N F0LI (1:21 PM): that is the
name of the manager
B3N F0LI (1:22 PM): accra is a
capital city of ghana
Justin (1:22 PM): Accra?
Justin (1:22 PM): As well as his name,
or is this something to do with Frankly?
B3N F0LI (1:23 PM): no this does
not consign frank
Justin (1:24 PM): I'm sure if he knew
Goldie was sitting in a box, he would be very concerned.
B3N F0LI (1:24 PM): i mean gold
precious stone
B3N F0LI (1:25 PM): is not human 
Justin (1:25 PM): She was when I last
saw her.
B3N F0LI (1:25 PM): i say gold 
Justin (1:26 PM): I say potato. I love
that song too...
B3N F0LI (1:26 PM): please the
security company will tell you how much you will pay to get it out
Justin (1:27 PM): You mean I have to
pay to get her back?
Justin (1:27 PM): But she lied to me.
B3N F0LI (1:27 PM): are you ready
to contact him i mean the security company manager
Justin (1:27 PM): I thought she was a
post-op!
Justin (1:28 PM): Turns out she was
born a woman, and lied to me just to get a bit of frollicking.
B3N F0LI (1:28 PM): they say he
will pay $400usdollars before this things will get release
Justin (1:28 PM): She isn't worth that
much! Frankly and Accra can keep her.
B3N F0LI (1:30 PM): i told you that
you can send the money immediatly that is why i meet you online
Justin (1:30 PM): Oh I see. Is this
anything to do with your sexuality?
B3N F0LI (1:31 PM): no
B3N F0LI (1:31 PM): i say you can
send them the money through western union
Justin (1:32 PM): "I say"?
Were you born in England
Justin (1:32 PM): ?
B3N F0LI (1:32 PM): i was not born
in enland
Justin (1:33 PM): Then why did you say
"I say"? That's typically English,
Justin (1:33 PM): unlike me.
B3N F0LI (1:34 PM): please try to
make sure that you are going to send the money today i can give you
name
Justin (1:34 PM): Today? Can you check
my diary for me?
B3N F0LI (1:34 PM): yes
B3N F0LI (1:35 PM): if you can send
the money
Justin (1:35 PM): No, I mean check it
before I send the money.
B3N F0LI (1:35 PM): which dary
Justin (1:36 PM): No, not the dairy. I
have enough cream
B3N F0LI (1:36 PM): see the name
you will use send the money pls
B3N F0LI (1:37 PM): child felix
lekwandu 
B3N F0LI (1:37 PM): accra ghana
Justin (1:37 PM): I will call myself
"Benjamin Bucking Bronco".
Justin (1:37 PM): Is that what you
wanted to know?
B3N F0LI (1:37 PM): why
Justin (1:37 PM): You asked me for a
name to send the gold to?
B3N F0LI (1:39 PM): i give you the
name you will use send the money for the gold
B3N F0LI (1:41 PM): <ding>
B3N F0LI (1:42 PM): are you there
Justin (1:42 PM): OK, give me the
name.
Justin (1:42 PM): <ding>
B3N F0LI (1:43 PM): child felix
lekwandu
B3N F0LI (1:43 PM): accra ghana
Justin (1:43 PM): To both of them, or
just to this Accra chap?
B3N F0LI (1:43 PM): put the money
then you give me western union information
B3N F0LI (1:44 PM): that child
felix lekwandu
Justin (1:44 PM): I how much money
will Accra be sending me for Goldie?
B3N F0LI (1:45 PM): you are the one
that will send the money 
Justin (1:45 PM): I thought that was
Accra and Frankly's job?
B3N F0LI (1:45 PM): no you are the
one
B3N F0LI (1:46 PM): to send you
will get persentage
Justin (1:46 PM): Thanks. I love that
song. In fact, You're The One is one of my 'self love songs'.
B3N F0LI (1:47 PM): ok try to send
the money then you write in that email i gave you
B3N F0LI (1:47 PM):
[email protected]
Justin (1:47 PM): Who is that?
Justin (1:48 PM): How can I get in
contact with Goldie?
Justin (1:48 PM): She still has one of
my Elton John CDs.
B3N F0LI (1:48 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (1:49 PM): write him in
this email when you send in [email protected]
B3N F0LI (1:49 PM): i will tell him
Justin (1:49 PM): Goldie is a woman?
Do you even know her?
B3N F0LI (1:49 PM): yes
B3N F0LI (1:49 PM): write me fisrt
i will get is email for you
Justin (1:49 PM): Describe her, so
that I know it's the same woman.
B3N F0LI (1:50 PM): my time is up i
will tell her
B3N F0LI (1:50 PM): are you
doubting me
Justin (1:50 PM): That is very sad.
B3N F0LI (1:50 PM): my yes is my
yes
B3N F0LI (1:50 PM): my no is my no
Justin (1:50 PM): How could I doubt
you Graham?
B3N F0LI (1:51 PM): yes go and send
the money in that name i give you
B3N F0LI (1:51 PM): send in that
email
Justin (1:51 PM): How don't I do it?
B3N F0LI (1:52 PM): when are you
sending the $400usdollars
Justin (1:52 PM): To Goldie?
B3N F0LI (1:53 PM): yes do it
immediatly after which i get back to you
B3N F0LI (1:54 PM): hello
Justin (1:55 PM): Is she there with
you now?
Justin (1:55 PM): <ding>
B3N F0LI (1:55 PM): is not here now
B3N F0LI (1:55 PM): she went out
Justin (1:56 PM): Where to?
B3N F0LI (1:56 PM): i will tell her
when she back
Justin (1:57 PM): Where did she go?
B3N F0LI (1:57 PM): she go is in
the hospital for check up
Justin (1:58 PM): WHY? WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HER??
B3N F0LI (1:58 PM): pls she is not
well
Justin (1:58 PM): TELL ME WHAT IS
WRONG WITH HER.
B3N F0LI (1:59 PM): she is having
typhoid fever
Justin (2:00 PM): Oh no. Has she tried
Blistex cream?
B3N F0LI (2:00 PM): please kindly
send that money today or tomorrow pls
Justin (2:00 PM): I will wait until
Goldie gets back and see what she says,
Justin (2:01 PM): Can you let me know
when she's available to chat?
B3N F0LI (2:01 PM): but what is
your phone number
B3N F0LI (2:01 PM): and your
private email
Justin (2:01 PM): Goldie will tell you
my number.
Justin (2:02 PM): Email is
[email protected]
B3N F0LI (2:02 PM): i want you to
be sure 
B3N F0LI (2:02 PM): ok
Justin (2:02 PM): I
Justin (2:02 PM): I'll just wait until
I can chat to her.
Justin (2:03 PM): Thanks...
B3N F0LI (2:03 PM): ok
Justin (2:03 PM): Will she be back
soon?
B3N F0LI (2:03 PM): she will chart
with you when she get back
Justin (2:03 PM): how long?
B3N F0LI (2:03 PM): in 3hours time
B3N F0LI (2:04 PM): what is the
time there now
Justin (2:04 PM): 3 hours?? I will not
go to the Western Onion until I have spoken to her.
Justin (2:04 PM): It's about ten past
here.
B3N F0LI (2:04 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (2:05 PM): dont allow the
western union to close ok
B3N F0LI (2:05 PM): Vao day nghe
bai nay di ban http://nhatquanglan.xlphp.net/ 
B3N F0LI (2:05 PM): you have to try
and send the money 
B3N F0LI (2:05 PM): or if you wait
B3N F0LI (2:06 PM): i think night
will come
Justin (2:06 PM): They will not be
open when she gets back. Can you let me know if she comes back?
B3N F0LI (2:06 PM): Biet tin gi
chua, vao day coi di http://nhatquanglan.xlphp.net/ 
B3N F0LI (2:06 PM): she never come
back
B3N F0LI (2:06 PM): now
Justin (2:06 PM): Then I cannot help
you.
B3N F0LI (2:06 PM): untill three
hour time
B3N F0LI (2:07 PM): you can go to
western union and come and chart with her
B3N F0LI (2:07 PM): she will be
back ok
Justin (2:07 PM): NO. I need to know
that it is the correct Goldie. I will wait,
B3N F0LI (2:07 PM): ok
Justin (2:07 PM): and then I need to
speak to Frankly.
B3N F0LI (2:07 PM): if you like you
wait
B3N F0LI (2:08 PM): i will like to
talk with you now
Justin (2:08 PM): I will.
B3N F0LI (2:08 PM): give me your
number
Justin (2:08 PM): Is she there?
B3N F0LI (2:08 PM): she is never
come
Justin (2:09 PM): You are lying to me.
B3N F0LI (2:09 PM): no
B3N F0LI (2:09 PM): why should i
lie
Justin (2:10 PM): Because I don't
believe you really have Goldie, Frankly and Accra there with you.
B3N F0LI (2:10 PM): can you call
her on her phone
B3N F0LI (2:10 PM): is here with me
B3N F0LI (2:10 PM): she will come
Justin (2:10 PM): What is her number
over there?
B3N F0LI (2:11 PM): i think you say
you have his number
B3N F0LI (2:11 PM): and your number
ios with her
Justin (2:11 PM): His number? No, I
want Goldie's number.
B3N F0LI (2:11 PM): call her now
Justin (2:11 PM): But she has mine.
Justin (2:11 PM): What is her number,
and I will call her.
B3N F0LI (2:11 PM): call her now
B3N F0LI (2:12 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (2:12 PM): +233-249668174
Justin (2:12 PM): I will ring her in
just a second.
B3N F0LI (2:12 PM): this number try
to call it
B3N F0LI (2:12 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (2:13 PM): ok give me your
number
B3N F0LI (2:14 PM): did you ring
her
B3N F0LI (2:15 PM): <ding>
B3N F0LI (2:15 PM): did you get her
Justin (2:15 PM): I'm about to.
B3N F0LI (2:15 PM): ok do it
B3N F0LI (2:15 PM): now
Justin (2:18 PM): The number is not
working, what is your number?
Justin (2:19 PM): Graham?
Justin (2:19 PM): <ding>
B3N F0LI (2:20 PM): +233-245520959
B3N F0LI (2:20 PM): this the number
B3N F0LI (2:20 PM): call me
B3N F0LI (2:20 PM): <ding>
Justin (2:20 PM): <ding>
Justin (2:20 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (2:31 PM): name child
felix lekwandu
B3N F0LI (2:31 PM): <ding>
B3N F0LI (2:35 PM): Trang Web nay
coi cung hay, vao coi thu di http://nhatquanglan.xlphp.net/ 
B3N F0LI (2:36 PM): Toi di lang
thang lan trong bong toi buot gia, ve dau khi da mat em roi? Ve dau
khi bao nhieu mo mong gio da vo tan... Ve dau toi biet di ve dau?
http://nhatquanglan.xlphp.net/
Justin (2:42 PM): WHERE IS MY ELTON
JOHN CD?
Justin (2:42 PM): <ding>
B3N F0LI (2:45 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (2:46 PM): is with her
B3N F0LI (2:46 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (2:46 PM): i will move now
to the hospital
Justin (2:46 PM): See you soon,
B3N F0LI (2:47 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (2:47 PM): immediatly i
reach there call 
B3N F0LI (2:47 PM): the name you
will use to put the money is there
Justin (2:47 PM): no.
B3N F0LI (2:48 PM): send the wester
union information to my box
B3N F0LI (2:48 PM): ok
B3N F0LI (2:48 PM): take it
Justin (2:48 PM): Wester?
B3N F0LI (2:48 PM): child felix
lekwandu
B3N F0LI (2:48 PM): this the name
Justin (2:48 PM): Child Fecher Lekuod?
B3N F0LI (2:49 PM): CHILD FELIX
LEKWANDU
Justin (2:49 PM): Why did you spell it
wrong?
B3N F0LI (2:49 PM): IS YOU WHO
SPELL IT WRONG
B3N F0LI (2:49 PM): CHILD FELIX
LEKWANDU
Justin (2:50 PM): No it ISN'T
B3N F0LI (2:50 PM): SEND IT IN THIS
NAME
Justin (2:50 PM): CHILD FELCHER LEKUOD
B3N F0LI (2:50 PM): WRITE IT AGAIN
B3N F0LI (2:50 PM): CHILD FELIX
LEKWANDU
B3N F0LI (2:50 PM): WRITE IT
Justin (2:50 PM): CHILD FELCHER LEKUOD
B3N F0LI (2:51 PM): EXACTLY AS I
WRITE IT
B3N F0LI (2:51 PM): I SAY FELIX
Justin (2:51 PM): I SAY FLETCHER
B3N F0LI (2:51 PM): YOU ARE PLAYING
Justin (2:52 PM): Praying?
B3N F0LI (2:53 PM): WHY YOU DONT
WANT TO BE STRAIGHT
Justin (2:53 PM): Because I was born
gay,
B3N F0LI (2:53 PM): OK
B3N F0LI (2:54 PM): AM GOING TRY
WRIT MAIL TO ME
Justin (2:55 PM): OK, write me an
email.
B3N F0LI (2:55 PM): OK
B3N F0LI (2:56 PM): I WILL SEND YOU
THE MAIL