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Wally Combover
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Mar 2007
Posts: 54
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:07 pm |
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I have two with great names at the moment:
"Mr S1mon Pet3r Kunt3" makes me giggle with anticipation. Of course, I refer to him simply as "Kunt3"
I also have a "Mr Dewilliams" Who, of course, I call "Billy".
Anyone else got any particularly humours names? |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:52 am |
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One of my first lads was Bangu Mali. He was rude, annoying, and was willing to admit he didn't have any scruples (see sig line), but he had a great name.
Then there are lads who take their names from baiters. Right now I've got a girl named Anita $oulami . |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:33 am |
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One of my lads is named "Friday".
I hesitate to ask him if he knows Robinson Crusoe. |
_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:08 pm |
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I like lads who unwittingly borrow celebrity names - right now I've got a Harrison Ford and Patrick Duffy |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:42 pm |
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I've got an ongoing bait with a Mr. Babara Ev3r3tt. I've been calling him Mrs Ev3r3tt since the start and he either hasn't noticed or doesn't care, even when I wrote a reply starting with "Whoah there, ma'am!" and ending with "Focus, girlie, FOCUS!"
I had even more fun baiting Frank Bobby who became "Mr Blobby".
And the others include Innocent Christ, Johnson Shirt, Great U. Greene... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Bullwinkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 79
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:57 am |
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I got an e-mail from Whisky Chrisri@na the other day.
About two weeks ago, I got one from Mr. Bright 3go. |
Last edited by Bullwinkle on Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:49 am; edited 1 time in total |
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OldBaglady
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 1979
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:27 am |
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How come the love lads just can't seem to figure out English given names and surnames? They always reverse them. Like, Stevenson David will tell you David is his surname, call him Stevenson. I've seen some pretty weird ones. |
_________________ I DONT LIKE THIS HANICKPANKE GAMES!!!!! ~Sc00t (silly lad can't spell his own name, Scott) M0rris
My agent had a tribble actident.. he die on the process. ~M0s3s Ih3kw04b4
We two make compactible lovers. ~B!ll!e Vl4d!m!r J0nes
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." ~ William Congreve (1697) |
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mrbigtime
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 241
Location: Always on the move
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:15 am |
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Its a good thing lads never heard of google... or do they not offer it in ghanna? |
_________________ Hey MICHAEl !!!!! .... dont fucking call me a muron okay !!! I dont play with those kind of stuffs ...
I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR $130 CANNOT BUY ME ABOTTLE OF BEER IN MY COUNTRY
I believed you should be trying to pull my legs and let it be so as I will not like to tolerate such attitude from you
Please brother stop that joke, it is an expensive joke that can cause hyper tension.
BECAUSE IN MY VILLAGE WE DONT HAVE A TELL PHONE |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:23 am |
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@OldBagLady, I once asked a lad that, but he didn't answer. I put it down as educating lads and didn't pursue it. Many countries put the family name first; read Dracula for an example, but I think at least some lads do it on purpose to make them seem dumb. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
x8 x several |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:37 am |
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Here's an amusing selection from my current crop of Lotto Lads
Tin Smith
Swank Valucy - (I kinda like the sound of that one and may
use it myself)
Luther Duck |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:57 am |
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I won the lottery or so I've been told by Mr Fred Wealth. However he is being baited by Duncan Doenuts, does that even the score? |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:07 pm |
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Back in the day, I had a fellow named Abraham Lincoln. No jokes! |
_________________ Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. - Anything said in Latin sounds profound
The following statement is true
The above statement is false |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:13 pm |
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I've not had any really funny ones, but my last banker lad was called Gogo Manga, which I thought was great name on so many levels. I may steal it myself for my dolla choppin' gang.
It sort of reminded me of Inspector Gadget... "Go go gadget mango!" |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:33 pm |
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I had a Hailmary Weeds once.
And talking about the first name/last name thing, I had a scammer tell my character, 8uck Fr0bisher that he had money for me. He kept referring to me as "Mr. 8uck" and talking about the 8uck family name. |
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