Why do lads do this to English?

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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:56 am

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Dear Mr. 4tta,

How are you doing today? I just wanted to let you know I know you are the artist, but I assumed that you had an agent or someone who handled that type of thing as a partner for you. A lot of the artists we employ already have agents so we just assume you had one, sorry. If you would like an agent we can assign you one as well. But for now, I will send you the form. Please be sure to fill out this form by HANDWRITING in PRINT in BLACK INK. You must attach a HIGH QUALITY scan of the completed form in a future email. Please hurry and be fast as the sooner we give you your assignment, the sooner we can pay for your completed work.

S1ncerely,
K0ne Chugg3r
G4non�s F1ne 4rts and M3morabilia D1stributor

I introduced the possibility of an agent in hopes of getting him to do the form twice or to do some in depth baiting. But here's the outcome...

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I do not have an urgent? I do my own thing at my work shop .

So How do I fill the form

Get back to me before I fill out the form .

4tta

How the hell did he change the vowel at the beginning of the word? Any ideas on how I can make this hilarious?

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:19 am

He apparently didn't understand, mistyped, or is playing stupid. Twist the words around and confuse the heck out of him.

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I know that you don't have an agent, but it us urgent that you get an agent to help you urgently fill in the form and complete any other necessary paperwork. This is an urgent matter, and an agent will know how to urgently expedite the forms.

...or something else along those lines. If his mind isn't yet boggled, a few words that are close in pronunciation should get you an interesting reply. Very Happy

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