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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was going to send this out but then I realized that not many would know who Captain 11 was. How many of you grew up with a local after school kids program on TV?


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CAPTAIN 11! Today's man of the Future!"

"One man in each century is given the power to control time. The man chosen to receive this power is carefully selected. He must be kind. He must be fair. He must be brave. You have fulfilled these requirements; and, we of the Outer Galaxies designate to you the wisdom of Solomon and the strength of Atlas. YOU are CAPTAIN 11!"

Starting March 7, 1955, the half hour show aired weekday afternoons at around 4:00pm. During most "Captain 11's" run, KELO-land's weather man, Dave Dedrick, donned the headphones and gold-trimmed blue suit to introduce cartoons and to interview visiting children in the studio. Many of these children or "crew members" came on the show to celebrate birthdays and to flip the colored "jewels" on Captain 11's famous "time converter" control panel. Others just came for their fifteen minutes of fame. Any kid appearing on the show was seen by his or her friends, and would be the "talk of the playground" the following day.



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nanny Ogg wrote:
Was going to send out this pic I took at a live concert but dont think anyone here ( apart from 1 person ) would get it.

Now going to clean out my computer, think you've all made the mouse ill and the hamster that drives it has gone a weird colour


aw jeez... dont tell me thats the midnight oil one. youd do yourself a favour playing buster bloodvessel

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>@Eight

I don't know who the gold lame duo were, but you've just been Erasured! Shocked <runs and hides in the gas cupboard under the stairs>

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

leccy said
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youd do yourself a favour playing buster bloodvessel


after you, leccy, to show I've no Bad Manners
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tommo Shanter wrote:
@Eight
I don't know who the gold lame duo were, but you've just been Erasured!


You just got "Right said Fredded". The same fate befell me last night mate.

I have a phobia bout the big fella that does the singing... Thanks Eight, you kept me awake all night.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OUCH, I was just blindsided by an Andy Williams.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your Gilbert O' Sullivan retaliation totally wrong-footed me though. I was going for the Cliff Richard double.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nanny Ogg wrote:
leccy said
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youd do yourself a favour playing buster bloodvessel


after you, leccy, to show I've no Bad Manners


I'm having a rest now but I can now let it be known that Buster Bloodvessel would have been a killer blow for me and would have been forced to concede.

The memories would have came flooding back of seeing them at the students union in Glasgow and Buster Bloodvessel (or one of the members) had a fight live on stage with the drummer from The Fall. I think most people thought it was a joke, or just some crazy act, until the police arrived. The show was over when Buster Bloodvessel was handcuffed with a number of officers trying to pin him to the ground..... on stage

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
Wow leccy, some gig.
Buster isn't exactly the quiet retiring type is he? Or the smallest of folk to try and handcuff.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've seen Bad Manners twice at an outdoor biker festival.

Which means of course I've seen Mr Bloodvessel's arse more than twice, he can't keep it to himself for long on stage Sad

No thanks to iMike for Mark Almond in a bloody nightie, I had no option but to unleash John McCirrick...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ that was a Kevin Rowland (Dexy's Midnight Runners) Confused

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I drag myself away from the Arsenal match, to find Right Said Fred and Stanley Baxter waiting for me?? Dear me! Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, you certainly got your revenge in pretty smartly. Shocked I have the doppelganger to yours on its way to you right now. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked Shocked Put me off my dinner that did! However, I have been merciful and sent you something a bit nicer! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Roycropper _ I sat next to Buster on a plane to Stockholm. I was desperate to talk to him but didn't want the small talk all the way through the flight. Just as he got up I said. "Buster, my football team runs out to one of your songs." Happy days. Oh one more thing... you've been Johned!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Someone PMd me a picture of Elton John with no explanation.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

With permission from Professor So and So, I'm posting part of his response after I John'ed him...
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I have nothing that could possibly counter that.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Special_K: Don't start a losing war lass... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Top Trump

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's a good start, but he isn't wearing either an Elton John hat OR a ginger 80s Radio GaGa-esque wig. Close though!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm missing a PM sent to me about 10pm last night.
Wonder what it was.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bombardier, nice one! My favorite one yet.

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