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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You like, Slightly Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mugatu Dude. I dunno if I can accept that apology.

I only got to play my Clive Dunn just the once and now I'm out because of the David Dickinsons you unleashed.

I also had the Osmonds, Minneli and Guest and a very strong Jim Bowen lined up to be played.

I guess they'll have to go back into the pack now. Crying or Very sad



@Reaper. Kick a guy when he's down why don't you?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ouch. I had no idea you had the Bowen lined up, if I'd known that I'd have held back on my mahogany hued mancunian veteran tat shop man.

I can't believe that Bowen will now remain unused. You have my sympathies. Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Are most oh the people posting in this topic from the UK, I wouldnt like to think most of these faces from the UK cards are internationally recognised Laughing

ah the time difference.. i guess you guys have it sorted and know when it's time to throw down the Bowens and Dickensons Very Happy

I guess I should have waited until the morning before I played my Jocky Wilson

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah I know what you mean Leccy.

A few of the Aussies here have tried it on with me by playing the lead singer from Midnight Oil.

I was thinking of slapping down a Kylie and Jason or hitting them with a Skippy the Bush Kangaroo but settled for a devastating Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen instead.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I got "Kylied" the other day from somebody, but that's quite a weak card to play, what with her being as hip as it's possible to be right now.. I believe I countered with either a Syd James, or a Frankie Howerd.

One nil to the Mugatu man, I think. Cool

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I woke up to a Travolta, got my revenge in early by flinging out a couple of Bob Holnesses and retiring....

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I got a lad and a goat! Surprised Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

bugger me thats one bloke who's name i just couldnt remember

good old bob

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so i threw out a couple of timmy mallets for the elton john and other icons
i was hit with

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I apologise to whoever I sent the George Bush to.

I forgot to remove the Jokers from my pack.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

RoyCropper is lying!!!!
He hasn't retired. He just assaulted me with an old Murray Walker.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ouch ... that was low Slightly, i won,t share with the class Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Slightly just hit me with something nasty Mad
I was forced to break out the big guns and respond with a Kenny G Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, but Hell and I have been trading ugly people pictures so it is all good!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK i came to the party late ....whats did i miss?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was euchred by a particularly nasty Michael Winner and Simon Cowell on the beach from bombardier, but I'm back in the game now with the Jackson 5, circa 1969. MONOCHROME.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got a naked Burt Reynolds!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Me too, I wasn't prepared for that at all. I already played my Alvin Stardust. I countered it best I could with Tony Blackburn with the Wurzels.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ya i got the cosmo bert too
(waving white flag) i cant get pics offa google or anything to good due to being at work Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Me niether. At lunchtime I managed to fire off a Two Ronnies, and a couple of Kenneth Williams...
Now I'm defencless and I just recieved a Grayson, and a Fatima Whitbread camel toe.

Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

.

I changed my avy because of this thread.

If I have changed it again when you read this, it was Lucille Ball! Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mugatu wrote:
^^ I just recieved a Grayson, and a Fatima Whitbread camel toe. Rolling Eyes

all i can say is euwwwwwwwwwwwww puke

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got Fatima and to be honest i don't think that's a camel toe Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i like this thread its fun

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