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steveperry
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 17 Jan 2008
Posts: 54


PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I made my self laugh. Just wanted to share it with everyone. Heres my reply to a very legitimate loan agency

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I really need loan. Here is my information

BORROWERS INFORMATION

Names: Norman Bates
Country: America, Fuck yeah!!!
Address: 6385 Electric Ave
Age: 53
Fax Number:
Personal Number:867-5309
Occupation: Actor
Sex: Will be payed for with money from loan
Monthly Income: Varies
Amount Needed: $10,000,000.00 USD
Loan duration: 30 years
Brief description of individual: I never meant to be so bad to you. One thing I said that I would never do. One look from you and I would fall from grace. And that would wipe this smile right from my face. Do you remember when we used to dance? And incidence arose from circumstance. One thing lead to another we were young. And we would scream together songs unsung. It was the heat of the moment. Telling me what your heart meant. Heat of the moment shone in your eyes
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter


Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1078
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail


PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Did you ask for money to fix up your mother's motel, especially the showers?

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Sand Timer Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
Closed lad accounts A few more
United States United Nations
Ireland United Kingdom Switzerland Germany Netherlands France Italy Spain Ukraine
South Africa Nigeria Ghana Australia Japan China Malaysia
Argentina Columbia Panama
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money
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steveperry
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 17 Jan 2008
Posts: 54


PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I know. We have some awful stains in the grout. Maybe thats why we don't get a lot of return business. That 10 mil sure would come in handy.
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Bait Runner
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 05 Feb 2008
Posts: 64
Location: Los Angeles in 9 years


PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm having a difficult time finding much difference between "legitimate loan agencies" and West African scammers these days. Countrywide does tend to have better grammer in their opening scam emails.
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru


Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat


PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell them you're planning on a hotel investment

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Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru


Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.


PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hehehe Laughing Asia, "Heat Of Te Moment." I thought those word looked familiar.

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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation


Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531


PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is there someone sitting in that lower front window? Mother....?

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"IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter


Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia


PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reading this thread has inspired me to do the same. This is what I sent to a similiar scam:
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It is about time I won something. Here are my details:



Full Name: Peter North

Address: 69 Bukakae Rd

VAGINIA 20421

CANADA (FAKE OF COURSE)

Sex: 1732 times

Place Of Birth: Maternity Ward

Marital Status: Bigamist

Occupation: Movie Director

Email Address: xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Telephone Number: +61xxxxxxxxx

Fax: NA

Amount Won: 150'000 GBP

Date Notified: 06/02/2008

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter


Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731


PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Let us know how you get on.

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United Kingdom
Safari Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Safari Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Safari Dan Benin City to Lagos
Safari ARK Tamale to Kumasi
star Hello Kitty! Mortar x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13

i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin

'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin

i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones.
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life


Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand


PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

justinv wrote:

Sex: 1732 times


Who you think you are??? Jack Nicholson??

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This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
Safari (Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
Mortar x3
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