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Dog Dine
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 1683
Location: The Material World
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:23 pm |
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I'm baiting a check lad who is in the UK and is using the name of a real Indian company. When his check finally came, he hadn't yet given me payment instructions. Being a diligent employee, I took the initiative and found out where to send the money.
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I never thought I would see the day. I received my first check. I deposited it immediately in my bank account. I kept my commission, wrote a check for the rest and mailed it to your company in India. I found the address on your web site.
Thanks a lot. |
After a long argument about why he wants me to get the postal service to give me back the check I already mailed, he sent this:
Check scammer wrote: |
The head Quater is located in India, Mumbai and the Zonal office is located in London.
They receives cash in Uk and make purchases and also send out products from UK
For you to send the check to India will take more than enough time for the cash to get here and we have both been looking forward to get this cash since last year.
Why can;t you just help and reason with us by sending the sum of 3000$ via western Union and moreover if you can remember, you were told to always send money via Western Union or Monet gram in the offer
Try to think about it |
Is this what he wants?
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Bucky
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 231
Location: Knocking back a cold brew with my buddy, Charles Soludo
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:53 am |
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Hahahaha! What a moron. I have one just like him. He told me that in order to receive my funds, I had to pay $250 to the IRS for taxes. Happily, I was just about to pay my quarterly taxes that day, so I just added $250 to them and mailed them off.
Now, lad tells me:
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Thank you for the mail and explanations so far. but one think i want you to understand that i did not see any money
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Well, of course he didn't see the money, because I sent it to the IRS, like all good tax-paying citizens!!! |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:52 pm |
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@Dog Dine - Did you actually send that "Monet Gram" to our Raymond?
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Dog Dine
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 1683
Location: The Material World
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:14 pm |
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SlapHappy wrote: |
Did you actually send that "Monet Gram" to our Raymond? |
Yep, that's our beloved Raymond. But no, I didn't actually send that to Raymond. I always love reading the hilarious baits of other people, including your adventures with Ray , but in my own baits, I'm usually very straight. |
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"6 chickens already killed and overnight work by 3 different people is all that is needed to get u bedridden for 6 months." - Chopped check lad
"GOD WILL POLISH YOU." - W4TER WE4LTH, the lad who can't spell his own funny name |
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