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steveperry
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 Jan 2008
Posts: 54
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:48 am |
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I made my self laugh. Just wanted to share it with everyone. Heres my reply to a very legitimate loan agency
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I really need loan. Here is my information
BORROWERS INFORMATION
Names: Norman Bates
Country: America, Fuck yeah!!!
Address: 6385 Electric Ave
Age: 53
Fax Number:
Personal Number:867-5309
Occupation: Actor
Sex: Will be payed for with money from loan
Monthly Income: Varies
Amount Needed: $10,000,000.00 USD
Loan duration: 30 years
Brief description of individual: I never meant to be so bad to you. One thing I said that I would never do. One look from you and I would fall from grace. And that would wipe this smile right from my face. Do you remember when we used to dance? And incidence arose from circumstance. One thing lead to another we were young. And we would scream together songs unsung. It was the heat of the moment. Telling me what your heart meant. Heat of the moment shone in your eyes |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:23 am |
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Did you ask for money to fix up your mother's motel, especially the showers? |
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 Accra to Abuja to Lagos
 Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
 A few more
 
         
         
  
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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steveperry
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 Jan 2008
Posts: 54
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:10 am |
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I know. We have some awful stains in the grout. Maybe thats why we don't get a lot of return business. That 10 mil sure would come in handy. |
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Bait Runner
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Feb 2008
Posts: 64
Location: Los Angeles in 9 years
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:36 pm |
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I'm having a difficult time finding much difference between "legitimate loan agencies" and West African scammers these days. Countrywide does tend to have better grammer in their opening scam emails. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:12 pm |
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Tell them you're planning on a hotel investment
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x  168 X 
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:04 pm |
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hehehe  Asia, "Heat Of Te Moment." I thought those word looked familiar. |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
 x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:45 pm |
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Is there someone sitting in that lower front window? Mother....? |
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"IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:14 pm |
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Reading this thread has inspired me to do the same. This is what I sent to a similiar scam:
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It is about time I won something. Here are my details:
Full Name: Peter North
Address: 69 Bukakae Rd
VAGINIA 20421
CANADA (FAKE OF COURSE)
Sex: 1732 times
Place Of Birth: Maternity Ward
Marital Status: Bigamist
Occupation: Movie Director
Email Address: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Telephone Number: +61xxxxxxxxx
Fax: NA
Amount Won: 150'000 GBP
Date Notified: 06/02/2008
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:08 pm |
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Let us know how you get on. |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:43 am |
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Sex: 1732 times
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Who you think you are??? Jack Nicholson?? |
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�This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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