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Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper
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Joined: 13 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Howdy folks,

I was turned on to your site many years ago when I was working as a fraud analyst for Dell. I had the great fortune of talking to Nigerian scammers who were trying to finance purchases through stolen identity and drop ship them elsewhere.

It was great fun and I really miss it. One of my favorites is when I had the guy confirming that he once cleaned up the poop in the gorilla cage at the L.A. Zoo. I then proceeded to tell him that he must be good at it because he was trying to get me to buy the same, um, material that he used to scoop at his old job.

In those days we got to play with them all we wanted and get as much info as we could so we could identify which ring he was involved in. Nowadays fraud analysts at Dell are under strict rules and have to use templates in conversing etc etc (no fun!) or make even the slightest insult even though they know they have one on the line. Sad..

So imagine my DELIGHT when I received an email today from the wife of Hon. Lawrence R. Abavana, former Ghanaian Agriculture minister who has very unfortunately passed from AIDS. And she has it too, poor dear.

So... in cruising around the site I've become painfully aware that not having any baiting experience, I could easily screw up an excellent opportunity to revisit my glory days of old. I saw a mention about getting a mentor in my email but can't find the link here. Please advise.

And know that I have nothing but the deepest respect for what you all do. Especially because you have such a good time at it. My coworkers back then were former cops and military and we had a BLAST passing around pics from 419 of the lads (as you apparently call them) holding fish and wine and stuff on their head and holding despicably self-deprecating signs.

Oh, to dream... !


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HANS MOLEMAN
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to the Eater General! I imagine you would have some great war stories of your days at Dell.

Here is the link you were looking for:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=122306

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Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you, Hans.

I do have some good stories but honestly, they pale in comparison to what I've seen here so far. Especially since ya'll are so gifted at dragging them out for weeks and months. Like Shiver alludes, causing them longterm mental anguish is its own reward.

Thanks for the link and the welcome - I'll head there straightaway.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to eater Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to eater:

I'm not your mentor, but I see you do need some advice from a mentor - so let me step in and say what your mentor would tell you

Rule #1 - please DO NOT put your real name in your posts! Edit that out.

Rule #2 - Read the stickies - - and read a lot (it will save you from a lot of embarrassment - although I've been around for a while and still do stupid things quite often)

Rule #3 - Bait safe

Sign up for a mentor and let the fun begin.

I'm sure you and my cat both have the same looks on your faces right now. The cat is sitting in front of the aquarium that houses my son's rats - and she's licking her lips - MEOW!

Happy Baiting - you are now in the aquarium with the rats - and not having to stand and wish from the outside.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi & welcome Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to the eater. I am sure will will soon feel right at home.
there are plenty of mugus you can bait.

Read as much as you can. Post any questions you have.

There will be plenty of help. As you may already know, baiting can be very addictive.

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Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza,

Thank you for the GREAT advice. I've removed my name.

I confess I learn best in one-on-one mentoring than I do from reading a bunch of threads and stuff (though some might call it by its correct name - lazy). But I'll happily take your advice.

Thanks all for the kind welcome.

Cheers,
Ripper <--- (see? I'm teachable)
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome! I think you're going to really like it here once you settle in. You've got the right background, all you have to do is learn some new modalities. I guarantee you'll find it interesting and fun.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome to the monkey house Gen.

Have fun, ^^^ all of the above,

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sir, I formally convey my greetings. (Name the movie from that quote)

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

unlike RE8 i just say HI. im just a simple country boy

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