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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:18 pm |
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What Lad mastermind dreamt this one up ?
What goes through a Lads mind - apart from a gentle breeze ?
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[email protected],
to [email protected],
date Feb 11, 2008 8:01 PM
subject TREAT AS URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL
FROM THE DESK OF THE FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER TO THE PRESIDENT
I am Sandy Berger, Former National Security Adviser to
Former President BILL CLINTON of United States Of America. I decided to contact you because of the prevailing security report reaching my office and the intense
nature of policy in U.S.A. This is to inform you about our plan to send your fund to you via cash delivery. This system will be easier for you and for us. We are going to send
your contract part payment of US$100. Million to you via diplomatic courier service.I have secured every needed document to cover the money.
Note: The money is coming on 2 security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. This fund was in our treasury during our regime; it was meant for our Local AFEM market.But since the money was not used and no one knows about it , I will use my position as the Former National Security Adviser to the
President to send this fund to you. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now Is to
send to me your full house address and your identity such as, international passport or drivers license including your contact phone numbers, The Diplomatic attached will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives Note: The diplomatic does not know the original contents of the boxes.
What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Material. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok,I will let you know how far
I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a diplomatic
consignment. This clearance will make it pass every custom checkpoint all over without hitch. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message.If you need more information about
this, i will give you the contact of the diplomatic agents for more information on how to carry out the plan.
Please I need urgent reply because the boxes are schedule to be moved as soon as we hear from you. Reply me immediately you receive this message
Best Regards,
Sandy Berger
Former National Security Adviser to the President Of United States Of America |
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- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
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phantom_duker
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 04 Jan 2008
Posts: 94
Location: Tracking P3ter Gr@ves
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:54 pm |
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You better act fast. Once those diplomatic immunity seals expire, it'll cost you big bucks to get them replaced. I know from experience! |
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bohigal
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Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Posted:
Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:03 pm |
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Sandy Berger, isn't he the guy that was accused of stealing classified documents from the National Archives, in his socks? You're dealing with a pro, Gomer. Be very afraid. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:26 pm |
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^^^ Yup, that's the guy.
Me, the best I can do is Uncle Chuck. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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Posted:
Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:29 pm |
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Yes, any delay will incur damurrages. |
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SlapHappy
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:48 pm |
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@Gomer - You're right. This is really funny!! Sandy Berger! hehehe
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Gnasher
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Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
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Posted:
Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:57 pm |
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Any potential bait that includes "Sensitive Photographic Film Material" and "Bill Clinton" must be worth a shot? (pun intended) |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:58 pm |
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On reading it again, I'm wondering about you Gomer. What did you do for our "intense" national security that would net you $100 million cash? Build a jet fighter in your garage? Clean the stains out of a blue dress? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
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Posted:
Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:07 pm |
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Clearly some Lad genius believes that transferring their standard scam into something a US citizen would recognise makes it more believable. Like yeah
I'm waiting for the one from the Desk of ex UK Prime Minister - Tony Blair |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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hacker9
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 428
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:10 pm |
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Oh come on. I could understand if it were from China(stealing military secrets) but the NSA? I... wait. NSA? The guys that go after hackers?
I've got to see this. |
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Chester
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 1150
Location: Scotland
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Posted:
Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:34 pm |
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The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. |
I've read this several times and still can't work out what the hell the guy is on about.
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Gnasher
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Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Posted:
Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:46 am |
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I'd only trust this wrapping if it's REAL nylon, not that cheap synthetic crap. |
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"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Posted:
Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:46 am |
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I love this part and the subsequent directionsl
sberger wrote: |
Note: The diplomatic does not know the original contents of the boxes.
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Seems to me like a chance to create a courier who is willing to set up a side deal with you. Even if it doesn't fly, you will get some nice insults and death threats for trying to trick to a former National Security Advisor. |
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bearkat419
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Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Posted:
Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:05 am |
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Imagine that. Corrupt officials in the Clinton administration
I guess no country is immune to the imagination of scammers. That is definately one of the better ones I've seen. Mind if I have a go at him? |
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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:46 am |
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No - consider it open season on such an idiot. It's bound to be fun.
I just hate a scammer with a more ridiculous sense of humour than I have. I just know I would end up going way too far out on this one - and I have some even more stupid ones.
As a Lad would say - I am blessed. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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bobby kaye
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Oct 2007
Posts: 133
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:30 am |
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This fund was in our treasury during our regime |
Not the Clinton administration.
This lad's a Republican! |
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HANS MOLEMAN
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Joined: 01 Mar 2005
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:34 am |
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Not being an American citizen, I must ask:
WTF is a Local AFEM market ? A grocery store chain? |
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GomerPyle
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:05 am |
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Mr Google tells me that AFEM = autonomous foreign exchange market, which is a purely Nigerian market. Basically it was the black market for exchanging foreign currencies to obtain a better rate for Naira, though I believe that it has been absorbed into the regular monetary system now.
So - the Clinton administration were intending to exchange their $100 million for Naira Clearly the Nigerian scriptwriters must be on strike too. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Jadee1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 53
Location: UK
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Posted:
Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:46 am |
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Note: The money is coming on 2 security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. |
maybe he means they are padded with laptops, we all know how much they love them. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:12 pm |
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Basically it was the black market for exchanging foreign currencies to obtain a better rate for Naira, |
Speaking of corruption and American administrations, there is a long ongoing scandal involving bribes from Halliburton (see Cheney, Dick) to Nigerian officials being laundered through the AFEM. I've been trying figure out a way to incorporate this into baits. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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LaBrea
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Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:51 pm |
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Beware of those boxes "padded with machine" that have "diplomatic agent attached".
Studies have shown that ithe diplomatic agent can be hazardous when the "machine padding" is improperly applied. |
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love2bait77
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Jan 2008
Posts: 39
Location: UK
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:16 pm |
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Im still hung up on the fact that Sandy Berger has really horrid grammar! |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:38 pm |
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Im still hung up on the fact that clinton had a regime... i thought he had a 2 term administration, dont dictators have regimes? |
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:40 pm |
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Clearly the Nigerian scriptwriters must be on strike too. |
Imagine, a MUGU UNION MEETING...
We may be morons, but at least we're organized: Amalgamated Association of Morons, Local 6 and 7/8's. |
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bearkat419
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Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:23 pm |
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Sandy and her partner are having loads of fun trying to get assistance from Angela, a home-school mom who lives in a town with population 200 on top of a mountain in Wyoming
Anyone else still baiting this one? |
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