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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:58 pm |
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I got it from here
http://www.screamingbee.com/product/download.aspx
I may even consider the paid version but the free version is fine for changing my male voice to female, as I can't hold a falsetto for very long.
You have to fiddle with your sound settings a little, but I'm not a tech head and it wasn't hard.
If you get it set up and use it, I recommend that you switch it so you can't hear yourself as there is a time delay that puts you off - but again that switch is on the main control panel and no problem. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
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Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:18 pm |
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I've phoned George and sent him two e-mails but he seems to want to cofirm Linda with an incoming call, so I have left the answerphone message of her deceased husband on the line.
I suppose I could fix up the system to handle non skype calls but I am not going to allow George to have me running around for him. I am trying to download a 'best of George's answerphone messages' compilation, and his interruptions aren't helping me - here he goes again. and I picked up the phone and again it rings. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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SlapHappy
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:28 pm |
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Gomer, you sound like a munchkin! hehehe Nice software find. |
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bohigal
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Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:26 pm |
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The munchkin echo of the mugu's voice is eerie. I wonder if he picked it up? Would it frighten a superstitious mugu to hear Satan repeating his words (via a man-on-man voice morph)? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:32 pm |
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BINGO !!!
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Hello Linda,
I have Heard you see if you want to send me anything now you can as well calll me on my phone first +23470330XXXXX and i will give you my name and address were you will ship this pc laptop to so that i can help you .
if not i am niot going to suffer my self on this anymore i am only trying yo help you and i am not going to wast money on this again because your husband have made me lose some money for transport after that i cannot find what he told me he send.
please call me |
That Garth was always a bastard . It's a good thing his wife is different - OOOps - no she isn't - she's me too.
The pain - the joy. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:40 pm |
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Our (Nigerian) sysadmin tells me the cab fare between downtown Lagos and Murtala Muhammed Airport ranges between US$10-$40, depending on direction and your negotiation skills. He's going to feel like an impoverished ping-pong ball when you're through with him Gomer. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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GomerPyle
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:48 pm |
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I think that his internet cafe is close to the airport judging by the speed he managed to get there. I knew it was short because he was calling from the cafe, in the taxi and from the airport. I could even hear the jets going overhead as he was travelling there.
Do they do a weekly airport pass - a sort of frequent stool pigeon pass.
What was the name of that cartoon dog that always sounded so miserable ? - that's how George sounds. I'll send him an e-mail tonight and tell him I'll call tomorrow. I've got to string him along for 8 days until Dan's next radio show.
Ya never know - maybe romance will blossom, and he wouldn't be the first mugu I married either. I married Tutut| below - but it never lasted. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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bohigal
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Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:50 pm |
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What was the name of that cartoon dog that always sounded so miserable ? |
[Deputy] Droopy Dawg?
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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GomerPyle
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:00 pm |
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That's the one bohigal What blue blooded gal could resist such a dynamic sounding Lad ?
I had an evil idea - as if that's never happened before.
The Swahili didn't work (but I'll try to get it to work another time - another Lad) and he's unlikely to fall for the transport company again, so I will try something a little different. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Jerome
Master Baiter
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:33 pm |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:29 pm |
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From the sound of the call that software is great. The lad doesn't seem to know whats going on which is a bonus.
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Professor So And So
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Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:07 am |
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Gomer, this is GREAT. I didn't get to read everything in this thread yet, I just kinda skimmed over it, but once again, you've managed to find a hilarious way to dish out some serious lad pain
I'm looking forward to having more time tonight to listen to the calls and read more about what you're doing here. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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GomerPyle
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:53 am |
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No problem - George is a star performer for sure. The only problem is that he is too eager, so I have to keep finding ways to stop him jumping up at me like an eager puppy.
I don't want to go too wild on him just yet. Just gradually waft ideas under his nose and see if anything appeals to him. I sent this just now.
I am considering adding the horror of Linda discovering that her husband died in some awful way - with Mr G0mer as the likely culprit. If I can get George to picture Mr G0mer as some blood crazed psycho, it would be amusing to have him unwittingly meet up with another scammer at the airport, who I trick into playing Mr G0mer.
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Hello again George
I am having to go to the morgue today to identify my husband's body so this is a very difficult time for me you must understand, but your offer of help is very kind and much appreciated.
I don't know what Garth was mixed up in, especially from the threatening calls I keep getting from this person called Mr G0mer. What do you know about him ?
I have all these laptops pc's and don't know what to do with them. I could give them away to charity or maybe sell them, but I don't know if they have been paid for, or if he has business obligations to settle. I am hoping to get access to Garth's bank accounts next week to see what money he has which will all become my property, and if if there is a large sum there then at least some good has come out of this.
I'll try and give you a call later today, but I don't want to upset myself too much when there is so much to arrange and sort out. If I can dispose of all these laptops it will at least be one less worry on my mind.
If I can borrow a camera I'll send you a photo of the pc's so you can see what there is.
Your sincerely
Linda M0r0ny |
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_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:29 pm |
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This is a selection of George's earlier recordings on my answerphone
This is him doing a Michael Caine impersonation - having trouble remembering his name
helloerrrrmynameisgeorge.mp3 - 0.03MB
George encounters a problem at the airport
georgehasaproblem.mp3 - 0.27MB
George tells me that nobody knows Mr Goat Fluffer
nogoatfluffershere.mp3 - 0.39MB
George sounds desperate - but little does he know that Garth isn't replying because Mr G0mer has bumped him off, but is he saying he's been to the Embassy ? What freakin' Embassy ? Is he baiting himself now ?
Can someone check this and see what they think ? George does have some overriding desire to go to the USA (can anyone help him ? - I can supply a map for him to walk there ).
didgeorgegototheembassy.mp3 - 0.39MB |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:59 pm |
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This guy seems like a prime candidate for a real road trip. You're wasting his talent by keeping him in his own country. Kid needs to get out and sow some of them wild oats we hear about. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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GomerPyle
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:04 pm |
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No - I don't think he'll safari for me. he is sceptical and "tired" and low on phone credit, I imagine, after all his calls.
Just in.
Want to pressure me huh ? - let's see how well you can handle a hysterical woman. Let's crank up skype.
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Hello Madam,
all i have to say about this is i am tierd of it if you want to send the pc laptop then go ahead and send it if you don,t please don,t bother me again i have no time about this i am a very busy man okay.
your husband only call me out for an assittant and i do not know why he keep me waiting hear he want to send this pc to me so that i can help me sell it and have the money for business for him so if you want to send it to me them call me on phone so that i will give you my name and address but if you don,t want to do it then forget it i have no biusiness about the death of your husband or his money or his bank all he needed from me is to help him recieve this pc laptop that all.
bye George |
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_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:21 pm |
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The last call wasn't interesting, but he's really pushing his luck. It's interesting to see him working. When I e-mail he wants a phone call, when I call he wants a mail, then he calls me to verify it, and I don't pick up.
I suspect that he's getting assistance and guidance now, so it's likely he'll want e-mail confirmation of all calls so that his 'mentor' can advise him.
I need to slow him down, but still keep the bait dangling. I'll call and e-mail him but not answer his calls to me. I can always cover that by saying I don't have the password to get into G@rth's phone.
I'll send this and then leave him alone for a day or so to let him wonder whether or not he's lost a golden opportunity.
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Hello George
I don't know why you are being so horrible to me. All I am asking you to do is to sell some laptops and I believe you did this for my husband before he died. I don't know whether you are scared of Mr Gomer, because if you won't help me I will call him and get him to take care of this matter for me.
It is all quite simple. I send you the goods and after you receive them you send me the money, less your fee for handling them. I may just be a woman but I know how business works. At the moment they are worth nothing to me, so all I want to do is turn them into cash. If you do not know how to do this then I will find someone who can.
I will even work with your associates, but I will need details that I can supply to the shippers. I cannot even get them re-packed and re-addressed ready for shipment until I have this information, so this is going to cause extra delay making everything happen so slowly.
Please take into account that I have to arrange my husband's funeral after the police release his body, so I cannot just jump to every snap of your fingers. I am not your slave and if I have to get someone else to hep me I know how to flutter my eyelids to get a man to do what I want.
It seems you have no knowledge of how to treat a lady. Please send me your detils and a picture of yourself.
Yours sincerely
Linda Morony |
Laptop piccies included courtesy of tss1961 |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
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Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:36 pm |
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It's not looking good.
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Hello Linda,
Thank you so much and why do you want me to show you my picture i cannot do that did i have your or your husband picture ? answer is no.
HERE IS THE DETAILS YOU NEED FOR SENDING THIS LAPTOP.
NAME... GEORGE H3NSHAW
Address ..NO 24 BEST-FORD AVENUE OKE-AFA ISOLO LAGOS NIGERIA.
MEANWHILE SHIPMENT HAVE TO THROUGH EITHER OF THIS MEANS. DHL OR UPS OR FEDEX IF YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ANY OF THIS MEANS PLEASE YOU BETTER NOT SEND IT TO ME BECAUSE I WILL NOT GO AND SUFFER MY SELF ON IT SO THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
GEORGE |
For that, I've sent him a major slap and told him I can't deal with anyone so disrespectful. I'm not going to allow him to dictate the bait, so I am prepared to risk ending it. He's called my bluff and I've responded - the next move, if any, is his.
If he's taking advice (and I suspect he is) I want him to lose confidence in his adviser. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:01 pm |
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I love it.
I've cracked George's brain.
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HELLO LINDA,
LET ME TELL YOU I DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOUCALLED ME ON THE PHONE I CANNOT EVEN HEAR YOU CLEARLY AND YOU ARE TELLING ME YOU ARE A WOMAN I DO NOT EVCEN TRUST YOU ANYMORE I THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO SCAM ME AND LET ME TELL YOU BETTER REPENT IF THIS YOU ARE DOING IS NOT A GENUINE YOU BETTER STOP IT BECAUSE IS NOT GOOD YOU EVEN LIE TO ME THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD AND IF THAT IS A LIE THEN I ASURE THAT BEEN TODAY 16 OF FEB AND IF YOUR HUSBAND IS ALIVE AND YOU ARE SAYING HE HAVE DIE YOU WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 21 DAYS UNLESS YOU CONFESS TO ME WHAT YOU ARE DOING BUT IF WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME TRUTH I ASURE YOU SHALL OBTAIN MERCY FROM GOD AND YOU WILL BE BLESSING WITH RICHES AND WISDOM BUT IF IT IS A LIE MARK IT ON YOUR FROM OF COMPUTER WITH RED PEN SO THAT YOU WILL REMMBER WHAT I SAY , IN THE NEXT 21 DAYS YOU WILL BE DEAD UNLESS YOU COMFESS TO ME DO NOT JOKE WITH ME AM A STRONG MAN FROM GOD I TRY TO HELP YOU I DO NOT TRY TO OFFEND YOU BUT SINCE YOU HAVE MADE ME LOOSE MY MONEY AT AIR PORT AND LIE TO ME YOU WILL BE FOUND DEATH LIKE YOU SAY YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD,
THANK YOU
BEST REGARDS
GEORGE |
I guess that's the most long winded death threat I've ever received, and I've had a few.
It's not over yet and he'll be nicely primed for Dan in 8 days. A bit of teasing over his taxi rides should send him ballistic.
I think he likes me. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:42 pm |
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BUT SINCE YOU HAVE MADE ME LOOSE MY MONEY AT AIR PORT AND LIE TO ME YOU WILL BE FOUND DEATH LIKE YOU SAY YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD,
THANK YOU
BEST REGARDS
GEORGE |
An angry lad alright, but polite to the last
Great work as ever |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:04 pm |
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Good job, Gomer! That was really fun. I'm starting to get the impression that "Mr. Gomer" will be as feared as the unmentionable one within the next year or so. I hope so at least. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:12 pm |
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IF IT IS A LIE MARK IT ON YOUR FROM OF COMPUTER WITH RED PEN |
So when an important email comes along, these guys highlight it on their monitor with red pens? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:33 am |
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@Gomer - Funny death threat. I like how he kept repeating the 21 day time. Linda must be really scared, now! She's never been cursed like this before!! hehehe I think she better call him and make him take the curse off of her, but of course, never confess to scamming!! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
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Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:26 am |
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Why not wait his 21 days(mildly slapping him around the whole time) and then say "See, I was telling the truth cause I'm not dead" Then really slap him for not believing you.
Wouldn't that really put him in line with your ideas/manipulation? |
_________________ x48; x10 x7; fake checks: $592,854.89 USD ==> Biggest Fake check: $450,000.00
"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction." - Cathartic Kate
IF YOU MEET THIS MAN ON GROUND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RAIN ABUSES ON HIM...I WOULD ADVICE YOU READ AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND HIS E-MAILS VERY WELL BEFORE YOU START INSULTING HIS PERSONALITY. - Rev. Niklas
Thank you for your Undiluted Assictance and we hope to have a Lasting business relationship with you. - Hou Weijun
YOU ARE A F***ING BASTERD!!! - [Account reported] Dr. John E. Telex/Foreign Remitance Department
<a href="/forum/viewtopic.php?t=159622">Getting into collecting accounts from ASEMs? For a breakdown of a simple example bait: Click Here</a> |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:27 am |
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Bloody aol - I was forced to take a connectivity improvement download yesterday and guess what - I ended up with no connectivity at all.
Speaking to their helpline . I consider myself a techno dummy but thir helpline, who probably call themselves computer techno wizards of world domination, were as dumb as my toenail.
Dumbass me appears to have solved the fault in their bleedin' software download, though I haven't cooled down.
Now it wants me to load a security update - does it ever end ?
Hopefully I will manage to continue this bait in spite of aol. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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