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Doodle Bug
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

But what was the best advice you were ever given and by whom


To start with the smart ass replies donít eat yellow snow by a Eskimo Smile
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JMRazor
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Best advice from whom? With regard to what?

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Doodle Bug
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Parent's ,Teacher's etc
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Fo'andles
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Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From my father,

"If you have nothing to say, don't say it".



EDIT: from work

"If you have never made a mistake, you have never made a decision"


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jojobean
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I will now officially let you know, as PRS has, that if you tried a little harder and stopped bashing each other, you're likely to get the pictures you seek.
Great advice from Ima Baeder.

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Doodle Bug
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
If you have never made a mistake,you have never made anything
Brendan Kavangha rip
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Otterfan
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Read the stickies."
"Get a mentor."
"Bait safe."


A double duty post.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have several, but this is what is coming to mind:

When I took a hunter safety class years ago, the instructor said, more than once, "whenever you're out there, you're part of the food chain".

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Jojo: Laughing

"If you're going to bother to do something, do it right the first time".
"There's nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it".
"Even though they seem so important right now, your friends will come and go . . . the most important people in your life are sitting in this very room: your family".

All from my dad. (R.I.P) Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool, than to open it and remove any lingering doubt.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"When first joining a new message forum, never start off postwhoring."

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Tsnerd
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Friendly fire isn't.

You don't have to like it, you just have to do it.

Never get off the boat.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth, but make damn sure you ask why you're being given it. It may be stolen.

Don't come between a man and his fries.

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Frozboz
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Someone who's dear to me, who's been around the world at least 4 times once told me:

"Wherever you go, there you are."

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

when whining about my personal problems to a dear friend, he related something his father told him when he was whining to him about his personal problems:
"Your a man. SORT IT!!"

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

On their deathbeds, nobody ever regrets not spending more time at the office.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quit postwhoring and get to baiting. Laughing Forgot who said that but I read that right after I joined.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Never whittle towards yourself, and never piss into the wind. *Grandpa Larsen* (R.I.P.).
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hacker9
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cachuma wrote:
"When first joining a new message forum, never start off postwhoring."


Umm...

I waited to start PW'ing until several months after I joined. Does that count? Laughing

Don't play with fire. It could burn you.
If you must play with fire, at least don't play with dynamite simultaneously.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cachuma wrote:
"When first joining a new message forum, never start off postwhoring."

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Best Advice I Was Ever Given:
Quote:
Never tell a pregnant woman that you ate all the Oreos.


WORST Advice I Was Ever Given:
Quote:
Don't worry, my husband won't be home for hours.
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Miss Behaving
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Never lend money unless you're willing to lose it.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"It's all about if the evidence matches your story, not what really happened" A police officer told me this Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<br>"Always fight fire with fire" - from my father shortly before he was thrown out of the fire brigade. Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This should be the baiters' prayer:

Quote:
God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

the best advice i ever got at work. when all else fails blame am underling
best advice frome my wife .. dont sweat the small shite.. and its all small shite

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