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Chibuike
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How soon they dump ya! Laughing boxer jump_4_joy

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ WAIT!!! NO I meant.............. awww hell. Yeah, I guess I would rather hang out at JMR's and go to the strip club. Sorry baby. It was fun while it lasted..... Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^@Chibuike
You got dumped? Well isn't that typical

Next year, the party is at my place, JMR looks like he's being thrown out of the trailer park after this one, so we'll have it at my place next year, and you have the first invite

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

By the way.......I'll be wanting a DNA test on the baby............ Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do I have to bring my own sausages? Cool


Oh, but Harry, it's yours truly. Just look at that head of hair Exclamation

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Chibuike, just turn up babe, we'll have everything in place, you won't need to bring anything other than your own whip and spurs

JMR said he wants to do a plaster cast of your bod as well, so we'll provide the vaseline for that

See you here next year

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Chibuike, Harry has lost his mind. Surprised

Pig and I have reservations at Simba's camp and he is bringing a trunk box full of money.

Since we've only known each other for such a short time, he has agreed to just sit and talk all nite. ImageImage

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Um, yea, uh, sure. That's what we are going to do. You do like alcohol, right? I mean, you can drink a lot, right?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes! Confused

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know Corona, I don't even get to do it on Valentine's night. Dumped before the roses wilt. And, here I was going to give Bawls tickets to the next Superbowl....50 yard seats. I guess I will have to put them on eBay and hope no lad bids on them. Confused

Irish bogs? Is that a drink made from peat?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just to let you know, those of us at JMR's barbque are having a great time, we're several kegs down, the back end of Packs monster beast is almost in place, we've got a side of venison slow roasting over the coals of JMR's neighbours trailer, and the strippers are due here in an hour

Anyone else wants to turn up, just follow the smoke till you see the flames,

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Peanut, you have made me the happiest unjackbootiest mod on Eater. Happy Valentine's Day, darling.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

corona wrote:
Yes! Confused


Yea, so I was wondering, for no real reason, how much alcohol it might take for you to, oh, I don't know, pass out?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, Bawlsie, the results are in. I used the quick DNA testing services of a real nice guy from Lagos, Lagos. And, he says you are 110% the father so I will be filing for child support. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, I can drink for maybe 5 hours! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whoo Hoo!!! Jojo made me his second choice/consolation prize out of loneliness, didn't wait for me to answer, and went drinking with the guys. How special.

This is why I wouldn't dump Snerd for you. He's here with me for Valentine's day. We're having a nice picnic.

Happy Valentine's Day Snerd, my Honey. XOXOXO

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, the police have left now (something about the quarter-sticks of dynamite being too loud) and we can get down to business.

Now, where are all those $20 bills??

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irishemigrant wrote:
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All the real men are at JMRs' barbque and hot stripper convention at the Happy Lakeside Caravan and Trailer park YW<




I'm sorry to disillusion you, but JMR will be otherwise, er, detained today.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooops, got to go. Bye everyone. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

oh kherrist and the little lad, the bloody woman found you JM

Give us a call when you need us, we'll keep a keg or 3 spare, then we'll go into town for another crate of sliders

I thought you said she was at the ould bitches trailer with the kids?

OK< for next years Valentines Day Massacre, No Wives, Kids, or significant others, unless they are strippers or ladies with tattoos in interesting places

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The fried chicken is delicious, Ima. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Awwww crap. Sheila! Hey, how's it going? I'd have asked you, but you weren't around so I figured I'd end up all lonely. Hmmm. That isn't so much different than the current situation though.

Wait, not. I must be a gentleman and stick with my request for OBL's hand.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

irishmigrant wrote:
oh kherrist and the little lad, the bloody woman found you JM

Give us a call when you need us, we'll keep a keg or 3 spare, then we'll go into town for another crate of sliders

I thought you said she was at the ould bitches trailer with the kids?


I ummm, have no idea of course what you're talking about!!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@JMR

She's reading this? well hell, hey how ya doing tootsie, listen it's not Jims fault, just a few of us got together here, and thought well, feck it, lets get up there to the trailer park and see Jim and Sheila, and see if she still does the paddlepop balls trick, or the screaming limes with tequila down your throat

So anyway, hell of a party so far, the sheriffs dept left us alone when they found out half of us had time in Iraq, and just wanted to let off steam, they even gave us extra cases for the rifles

Pack, you got the rear end fixed yet?

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