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Harry Bawls
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

[Lotta voice] Yes Chi....take him back. He deserves another chance.[/Lotta voice]
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Special K, my dear, I just wanted to say happy Valentine's day. When you get home, I have a special evening prepared for us tonight. Meanwhile, I got this painted for us to hang beside the 60 inch plasma screen:

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Perhaps tonight we finally cross that last boundry....

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Sheila just gave me the most lovely gift ever. Here, I'll try it on so you can see:

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Chibuike
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Harry will only break your heart again. Who know how many places he has spread his seed since abandoning you. Instead of accepting all of the blame, he blamed his guy pals. Just like summer vacation from school - No Class.

How about Jojobean? He's in need of some lovin'.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry fellas, this OBL has been busy fending off amorous lads this Valentine's Day. It's my first as an eater and I had no idea all my inboxes, phone, voice mail, text and chat messages would be bombarded by horny mugus.

@ Jojobean - I am aware that Wayne has a moderately roving eye, but in his defense, he did come to me privately and confess his infatuation with a woman who wears red shoes. I agreed to a polygamous relationship as long as she was amicable to being in charge of laundry. I only do light housekeeping since my forte is in the culinary arts.

I'm hoping my lover's dalliance is a passing fancy. Funny thing is, I have not yet heard if this arrangement was acceptable to his slutty b*tch, so yeah Jojo! What's good for the goose, is good for the gander and vice versa, right?

This little secret is just between you and me, right?

Oh and to that little Scorpion-Snake creature who PM'd me professing his love . . . "How dare you question the authenticity of my photograph that I posted here!"

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Chi

Och no

Come over here.
Still some wine left

Bab 5 still going strong.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay non valentine topic.....

In my job I get to see lots of birth and death certificates. Somedays you get to see some gems like today when I pulled a certificate for the birth of Susie May Fart born in 1926. Her father's name was Wonderful Fart. I kid you not!!! Laughing


Back to whether or not I will take back Bawlsie...hmmmm....still pondering


EDIT: Okay, I did further checking on the Fart family; not only did they have Susie Fart, they had Minor Fart, a son and Minnie Fart, a daughter. I may use this in a bait.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Poor Susie
not a chance in life.
Her grandparents either had no idea or were really, really vile to thier kids
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PRS Girly Girl wrote:
Harry will only break your heart again. Who know how many places he has spread his seed since abandoning you. Instead of accepting all of the blame, he blamed his guy pals. Just like summer vacation from school - No Class.


Don't listen to her Chi, she is just angry she got stuck with the ruddy cat. I secretly suspect that she is hoping you say no so she can make a play for me. But, do not worry, you are all I want. As far as spreading my seed elsewhere, you know what I look like. Chances of me getting lucky somewhere else are slim to none, except that drunken smile I got from Irish.....
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Harry Bawls wrote:


Don't listen to her Chi, she is just angry she got stuck with the ruddy cat.


Hey! Watch out! I resemble that remark!

Embarassed My mistake. I thought you meant "rutting cat". Laughing


For Nanny down there.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Paging, Londo Mollari..........


or the 1st to show me a nice pair of Doc Martens i dont alreadt own
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, Bawlsie, since I do love you and I don't mind mowing the lawn and you promised not to leave the beer cans in the bed and you enjoy playing hide the sausage and you know this ugly kid is yours (the baby not me!); I will take you back!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well all is time for me to head home... have a wonderful V-Day. and i will see you all ...or at the least the one who servive the lustfest. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OldBaglady wrote:

@ Jojobean - I am aware that Wayne has a moderately roving eye, but in his defense, he did come to me privately and confess his infatuation with a woman who wears red shoes. I agreed to a polygamous relationship as long as she was amicable to being in charge of laundry. I only do light housekeeping since my forte is in the culinary arts.

I'm hoping my lover's dalliance is a passing fancy. Funny thing is, I have not yet heard if this arrangement was acceptable to his slutty b*tch, so yeah Jojo! What's good for the goose, is good for the gander and vice versa, right?


Jojo is happier than a pig in poop. Man! This is great! I got the "core of the sun hot" OBL. Well, words cannot describe my joy! I would hope that you don't go back with this "Wandering Wayne". He is no good!

OBL, we are a good fit. I am weak in the culinary arts. However, my forte is in the cleaning of the house. So, that should work well.

I'll prepare a nice clean house for tonight if you provide a nice hot meal. And a nice hot outfit to match it. And you know I can arrange a nice trip for us. That's my job. I can take you any where you want. I'm the travel agent.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Chibuike wrote:
Okay, Bawlsie, since I do love you, I will take you back!


YES!!!!!, YES!!!!, YES!!!!!!

Baby, you are the best!

I am so glad you didn't listen to the hagbeast PRSGG.

You will not regret your decision.

Let's get started on little Bawls #2.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, I see that my valentine didnt take a long nap and that she is already awake again. So it is time for a snack then, right?

How about a chocolate fondue?
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After this, we really need to get ready for the evening program. Well, lets climb into your new car. Ok, I admit, the Porsche thing was just to distract you from the brand new BMW M6 convertible that was already standing outside:


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Well honey....and then we will first have to make a small shopping tour with your new American Express Centurion card:

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After this, I think you should get dressed up for the evening. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well.
It's bed time for some of us.
A frolic amongst the sea 's waves then snuggle in warm bed........



Anyone?



Hello


hello














oh. hello
Footie finished dear?
A draw?






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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hi everyone... pant... pant... pant...

it's me again... pant.... pant....

corona... gasp... pant... is more than... pant... a tomcat .... pant... in the ... sack....

finally got... pant... pant... pant... the beads... out... gasp...

not much left.... pant.... of me.... pant... pant....

time for a .... pant... sports... recovery... pant... drink.....

i'll try... pant... pant... pant... to check in... pant... pant... later... gasp...



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

oiche maith a gra Nanny

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@YW: Man, I would have expected you to be more fit, after all you are doing triathlons!!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My valentine,

When I asked you, I already knew you were a special woman, but to know that you like moules frites, fruit waffles and half litre after half litre of foaming Brugs witbier....

I can't help it.... run away with me, we can be this thread's biggest success story and spend our days stuffing our faces with Lobster on the cobbles of the old fish market, drinking lattes in the afternoon sun wearing our breton fishermans caps and smoking our pipes, and rutting like noisy stags every evening.

You bring out the romantic in me.... I see.... I see....

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Irish, Obi, and Pack,

Now that most of this foolishness is over, I have a KENT-MOORE gauge out in my truck. Can I set up that ring and pinion for you guys. You may also want to compress one coil a little to help pre-load the rear end.
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^ BA not a problem, we can do that in an afternnon, well as soon as we have Packs rig running

It sounds like a standard set your angle, tell us the differential

and we'll have you set up in no time

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PRS, my sweetheart, I really think it is time for the main event of the day, isnt it?
So, for the main event of the evening I thought about you enjoying a private concert with this man:

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After YOUR main event, I think we should settle down in our room at the Burj Al Arab and start with MY main event of the day Wink

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