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Chibuike
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My Sweet Sweaty Harry Bawls, since tomorrow is the big day I thought I would tell you about our wedding preparations.

First my brothers will be there carrying the shotguns...

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My Dad got all dressed up to escort me down the aisle...

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And, I just love the new suit you bought.....

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We were made for each other! Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My dearest Chi, an assteroid named after me? Another example of why I was the big winner here. I would give you the moon and stars if only I could. This whole experience has wiped away all the years of abuse I took in school. Things like "Hey, look at the fat stinky kid picking his nose and eating his boogers", and "Is that a dookie stain on the back of your pants?", and "Hey pizza face, get your hand out of your zipper".

You have made my life almost complete. You may ask "Why ALMOST complete Harry?" The truth is, I am now ready to step it up a notch. I know you are already knocked up with my son/daughter. I know we make mad passionate monkey love all hours of the day. I know we now have a lovely estate, Bawls Manor, complete with riding mower. I know you wear those sexy flannel nightgowns just for me. I know you would easily take first place in the wiener bobbing event. Above all, I know that you are the only one for me.

I guess I better just come out with it.

Chibuike, will you make me the happiest man in the world. Will you marry me?

Edit: dammit, you beat me to it.......
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Razz Great minds think alike!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oooohhhh! It must be a sign that we're meant for each other! I just made a down payment on our beautiful mansion Ex, which I'll show you after class lets out. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Finally, my beloved BC. I can't wait to see what you have in store for me.


You will have to wait until tomorrow, my sweetheart!!! Smile Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ex!

From a distance
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the entryway
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the hallway
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

one of the lounges
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outside
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the library
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at meals
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks lovely sweetheart. When I catch the next flight home, I will be awaiting your gentle caressing touch that I have longed for so long. Tonight we will dine on a homemade London broil while we overlook the midnight sky while listening to the samplings of Miles Davis, John Coltrane, and Duke Ellington. then we will probably fall asleep together in each other's arms and sleep the night away in perfect harmony.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sweet, sweet Chibuike,

Since I don't want to miss the big day, I thought I would give you your gifts now. Happy Valentines Day!


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, Harry, what's a girl suppose to say but yes....yes...yess! I can't wait to braid your hairy arm pits! Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OMG!!!!! Did you see that guys? SHE SAID YES!!!!!!!

Chibuike, since you will now officially become Mrs. Chibuike Bawls, I will stop by the hardware store on the way home and pick you up a set of these:

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That way, when you "greet" me when I come home from a hard days work, you won't have to worry about scuffing up those smooth, silky knees.

I promise to let you braid my armpit hair or any other body hair I have for the rest of my life.

Forever yours,
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Betelgeuse wrote:
Well, is that room behind the mod's party room free? Need to show you really Wink


It sure is .......... Wink
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EDIT: Oh, almost forgot! We will need a feather, blindfold, fuzzy handcuffs and massage oils! And that swing out back will be perfect Embarassed


feather- check
Blindfold - check
fuzzy handcuffs - check
oils - check.

I thought we could have a nice relaxing bath before going out to the back as you know how nasty that room can be. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lotta, how did you get a picture of my second bathroom, have you got cameras set up in there?

Now that I can work out where the camera is I will be more carefull in there about the bubbles while the spa is not turned on. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Special K, where did you get those pictures of my house????

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Excuse me? That house was uninhabited when we purchased it. you don't even know the location of it I bet. Don't accuse my K of spreading fallacies.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I want that unimaginable bastard pig as my Valentine today, if he would still wants me. Cool

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Of course I do my dear. I wouldn't want it any other way. XOXOXOXOXOXO

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You may be too late Corona, I think he and jojo hooked up.


Edit: too late, he already lied to Corona
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

To all of those concerned about my absence... thank you. Do not worry, I was out of town on business. I have not hanged myself. I'm perfectly okay.

And PRS, how could you say that about my love for Heidi? Heidi who?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

breadcrumb wrote:
You will have to wait until tomorrow, my sweetheart!!! Smile Smile


I will be a good girl and patiently and anxiously wait for you. What will it be? Diamonds? Pearls? BMW? Malibu beach house? A new PRS? Dinner and dancing? I'm definitely a lady in waiting.

In the meantime, here is a sneak preview of coming attractions.
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I also stockpiled green m&m's. Grrrrowl. I hope you've been taking your Vitamin E. Image
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EDIT: Sorry Jojo. You're true feelings are know to all. If Heidi came calling, it would turn into Project Runaway.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Er, um, Bawls, thank goodness you clarified those knee pad thingies. I thought it was something you were going to strap to your hairy ones. Embarassed

And, just think in 9 months you will be a daddy!

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As today it's the great day, I want to wish all the ladies here a happy Valentines Day. I hope your boyfriends/husbands today take some more time for you than usual and do their best to make you enjoy this day.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well seeing as its Valentines Day here, these are some more gifts to you, Persie, if you decide to actually post here more than once, you know, it'd be nice, no pressure, none at all, you know got you a train set, jewellery and heaps of yummy cookies and all..(pg20).

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

PRS Girly Girl wrote:
What will it be? Diamonds? Pearls? BMW? Malibu beach house? A new PRS? Dinner and dancing? I'm definitely a lady in waiting.

Hmmmm. You know.... I may have dodged a bullet here! :yikes:

Anyone else who's still "single" here is welcome to join me at the bar. Anyone who's "taken" here is also welcome, as is anyone who is still undecided. Basically, as long as it involves me and a bar it's all good.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Count me in bitch, it'll be a while till Persie comes, time zones and all that.

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