The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:36 pm

@ Ima

I was thinking of the best for last Embarassed

Oh well, there's always Reaper if all else fails.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:38 pm

Eliza, I know we've had our ups and downs:

Like the one time I had to deal with you and your boy leaving little sh*t globs all over the carpet and having to call Dr. Usm4n to try to help you get that thing corked. I'm still finding shrapnel from that episode when I move the furniture.

Or the time that I was the Doctor to Weasel's nurse, to make sure your poor, suffering lad knew how much peroxide he had to mix with the salt to soothe his poor afflictions. The horror.

And let's not forget the time that I pulled enough of the hair out of the back of your head to leave a nice bald spot that allowed me to have a point of adhesion for the pictures of better looking women that I like to look at when...

And that's just what's been made public Wink

But honestly, even after all of that:

When you do get the courage to ask, you'll have me at "Will..."

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:43 pm

Pfft, you don't deserve this.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:23 pm

This is a easy one. all of you are my valentines. all of the ladies and gentlemen on this forum has shone me so much joy, compassion. helpfulness, and down right mindless fun that all of you have won my heart. for I say... WILL ALL OF YOU IN THE 419 FORUM, PLEASE BE MY VALENTINE? Pretty Rose

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:26 pm

Prof sez:

Quote:

^^ I think mylord was banned

I sez:

Quote:

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Weasy, baby, my heart is aflutter,
So, would'ja?

Doc

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:31 pm

Rodus, will your avatar be my valentine?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Ima, I would be pleased and flattered to by your Valentine, "yes". Very Happy

Cachuma, I'm sorry. I didn't know that it was I to whom you were referring.
Embarassed

I sincerely apologize for any distress I may have caused, and I wish you and Juan all the best.

I will suspend myself tomorrow. Sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

My darling Snerd wrote:

Ima, I would be pleased and flattered to by your Valentine, "yes".

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:20 pm

@Cachuma,

I hardly slept last night, wondering if I would wake up to an enthusiastic "Yes! I'll be your Valentine!" or not..... After tossing and turning for hours, I finally gave up and raced to the computer, biting my nails while I waited for this clunky old beast to boot up. Then -- YES! A long, long post by Cachuma! My heart was racing as I started to read it! What's this? An admission that Ima is in competition with you? Obviously for my favors! Wow! I'm so flattered! But then.... but then.... I read further and discovered I was second banana to a hairbrush, or rather a fluffy bunny.... [Mayday! Mayday! We're going to crash!] There I was back in 9th grade again, facing rejection by the coolest girl in school. And 10th grade, and 11th grade, and 12th grade, and freshman, sophomore, junior and senior years of college..... Crying or Very sad

I guess I'll just have to go hide in a corner, with the HUGE heart-shaped box of Whitman's chocolates I bought for you, and ponder the prospect of a Cachuma-less Valentine's day. *Sigh.*

Cachuma wrote:

So...Juan...what kind of car do you drive?

Actually, a very cool one! Very Happy

It's a real head-turner, and I'm not making that up.

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1267

Cachuma -

Harry is like a door*, his answers will give you a bore*
Since he is such a wh--e, meeting me will be worth the score!

*confused? google "bore hole" and "door" Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:45 pm

Simba wrote:

Nobody interested in me....? Crying or Very sad

I asked you Simba & you didn't even notice?? Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:55 pm

Ex, I will be your Valentine! Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:11 pm

Whoa...hold on to your pirate hats folks....I just noticed something. Maybe it's my hangover from that bottle of Capt Morgan I drank last night, or maybe I'm going color blind...but is that GREEN that I see on Juan's name now? And is that the word "Moderator" under said green name? And isn't that...NEW?

So, what methinks I'm seeing here is...Juan is suddenly part of the elite authority structure of Eater...he's one of the bosses!

In THAT case, you BETCHA I'll be your valentine! The hell with Snerd - he's part of the old vanguard. If I'm gonna be suckin' up to a bossman, I want it to be the new blood, the golden boy, the one who has obviously wowed the boardroom and been newly promoted. Look out, Juan, here I come! Simba, quick, send housekeeping over to your best penthouse suite at your 5afari camp in Botswana, Juan and I have some honeymooning to do!

Oh, right, Simba... Embarassed

um, hey look dude, we already tried the whole relationship thing, and we ended up fighting over my hairbrush, remember? So lets just leave that in the past. Not that I don't have fond memories...of my hairbrush

Harry - sorry...you blew it when you called me a wh*re. It may be true, but hey I'd rather not publicize it, ya know? Wink

Radden - sorry, ya lost me with that "bore" and "door" stuff, bro. What are you, Dr. Suess?

Snerd - I'm fully expecting you to follow through with your promise to suspend yourself. (Will that involve any type of nylon rope?) How could you not know? :::::::sob:::::::::

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:04 pm

Don't you hate people who suck up to authority?!? Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:28 pm

WOOT! I got Corona! I didn't have to settle for Reaper!

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:42 pm

I'll settle for reaper if Eight doesn't fancy me. Laughing

It must be the eyepatch.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:45 pm

There are quite a few that I would like, but I'll wait and see if they ask me. Sad

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:52 pm

^^^So you don't accept Ex?

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:57 pm

Yes! Yes!

You can have more than one. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Hmm. . . I thought you could ask more than one, but could only accept one at a time. . . but could switch for a better offer?

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:03 pm

If you can have more than one, then I'll ask Corona.

If she has been hoping for someone else, she's going to get a boot up the bottom! Laughing

Corona you old post whore, will you be my Xtina valentine?

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:05 pm

Ah Corona, I'll take you walking along white sand beaches, drinks with fruit and umbrellas in, soft surf murmuring against the sand at night as we dine off fresh fish, lobster and drink fine expensive wines, if only you'll say yes to me

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:06 pm

^^ I think Ima's right. Corona would have to dump Ex to take you on.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:12 pm

Ex, I have changed my mind and need to rethink. Embarassed

Runs and hides! Razz

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:21 pm

Cachuma wrote:

Simba, quick, send housekeeping over to your best penthouse suite at your 5afari camp in Botswana

There is no need to tidy the place up Cachuma.
No bugger has ever managed to find the place to despoil it anyway... Very Happy

thefife wrote:

I asked you Simba & you didn't even notice??

So you did... Shocked

I apologise for the oversight, maybe its because I was nestled in between 8th & 10th choice... Rolling Eyes

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