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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:36 pm |
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@ Ima
I was thinking of the best for last
Oh well, there's always Reaper if all else fails. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:38 pm |
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Eliza, I know we've had our ups and downs:
Like the one time I had to deal with you and your boy leaving little sh*t globs all over the carpet and having to call Dr. Usm4n to try to help you get that thing corked. I'm still finding shrapnel from that episode when I move the furniture.
Or the time that I was the Doctor to Weasel's nurse, to make sure your poor, suffering lad knew how much peroxide he had to mix with the salt to soothe his poor afflictions. The horror.
And let's not forget the time that I pulled enough of the hair out of the back of your head to leave a nice bald spot that allowed me to have a point of adhesion for the pictures of better looking women that I like to look at when...
And that's just what's been made public
But honestly, even after all of that:
When you do get the courage to ask, you'll have me at "Will..." |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:43 pm |
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Pfft, you don't deserve this. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:23 pm |
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This is a easy one. all of you are my valentines. all of the ladies and gentlemen on this forum has shone me so much joy, compassion. helpfulness, and down right mindless fun that all of you have won my heart. for I say... WILL ALL OF YOU IN THE 419 FORUM, PLEASE BE MY VALENTINE? |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:26 pm |
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Prof sez:
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^^ I think mylord was banned |
I sez:
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Hahahahahahahahaha! |
Weasy, baby, my heart is aflutter,
So, would'ja?
Doc |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:31 pm |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:56 pm |
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Ima, I would be pleased and flattered to by your Valentine, "yes".
Cachuma, I'm sorry. I didn't know that it was I to whom you were referring.
I sincerely apologize for any distress I may have caused, and I wish you and Juan all the best.
I will suspend myself tomorrow. |
_________________
Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:59 pm |
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My darling Snerd wrote: |
Ima, I would be pleased and flattered to by your Valentine, "yes". |
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_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:20 pm |
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@Cachuma,
I hardly slept last night, wondering if I would wake up to an enthusiastic "Yes! I'll be your Valentine!" or not..... After tossing and turning for hours, I finally gave up and raced to the computer, biting my nails while I waited for this clunky old beast to boot up. Then -- YES! A long, long post by Cachuma! My heart was racing as I started to read it! What's this? An admission that Ima is in competition with you? Obviously for my favors! Wow! I'm so flattered! But then.... but then.... I read further and discovered I was second banana to a hairbrush, or rather a fluffy bunny.... [Mayday! Mayday! We're going to crash!] There I was back in 9th grade again, facing rejection by the coolest girl in school. And 10th grade, and 11th grade, and 12th grade, and freshman, sophomore, junior and senior years of college.....
I guess I'll just have to go hide in a corner, with the HUGE heart-shaped box of Whitman's chocolates I bought for you, and ponder the prospect of a Cachuma-less Valentine's day. *Sigh.*
Cachuma wrote: |
So...Juan...what kind of car do you drive? |
Actually, a very cool one! It's a real head-turner, and I'm not making that up. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Radden
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:08 pm |
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Cachuma -
Harry is like a door*, his answers will give you a bore*
Since he is such a wh--e, meeting me will be worth the score!
*confused? google "bore hole" and "door" |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:45 pm |
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Simba wrote: |
Nobody interested in me....? |
I asked you Simba & you didn't even notice?? |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:55 pm |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:11 pm |
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Whoa...hold on to your pirate hats folks....I just noticed something. Maybe it's my hangover from that bottle of Capt Morgan I drank last night, or maybe I'm going color blind...but is that GREEN that I see on Juan's name now? And is that the word "Moderator" under said green name? And isn't that...NEW?
So, what methinks I'm seeing here is...Juan is suddenly part of the elite authority structure of Eater...he's one of the bosses!
In THAT case, you BETCHA I'll be your valentine! The hell with Snerd - he's part of the old vanguard. If I'm gonna be suckin' up to a bossman, I want it to be the new blood, the golden boy, the one who has obviously wowed the boardroom and been newly promoted. Look out, Juan, here I come! Simba, quick, send housekeeping over to your best penthouse suite at your 5afari camp in Botswana, Juan and I have some honeymooning to do!
Oh, right, Simba... um, hey look dude, we already tried the whole relationship thing, and we ended up fighting over my hairbrush, remember? So lets just leave that in the past. Not that I don't have fond memories...of my hairbrush
Harry - sorry...you blew it when you called me a wh*re. It may be true, but hey I'd rather not publicize it, ya know?
Radden - sorry, ya lost me with that "bore" and "door" stuff, bro. What are you, Dr. Suess?
Snerd - I'm fully expecting you to follow through with your promise to suspend yourself. (Will that involve any type of nylon rope?) How could you not know? :::::::sob::::::::: |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified.
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:04 pm |
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Don't you hate people who suck up to authority?!? |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Posted:
Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:28 pm |
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WOOT! I got Corona! I didn't have to settle for Reaper! |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
x28 x9
x97 (Updated 02/20/09) |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:42 pm |
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I'll settle for reaper if Eight doesn't fancy me.
It must be the eyepatch. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:45 pm |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:52 pm |
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^^^So you don't accept Ex? |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
x22 SS x3 x303 :
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:57 pm |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:59 pm |
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Hmm. . . I thought you could ask more than one, but could only accept one at a time. . . but could switch for a better offer? |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:03 pm |
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If you can have more than one, then I'll ask Corona.
If she has been hoping for someone else, she's going to get a boot up the bottom!
Corona you old post whore, will you be my Xtina valentine? |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:05 pm |
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Ah Corona, I'll take you walking along white sand beaches, drinks with fruit and umbrellas in, soft surf murmuring against the sand at night as we dine off fresh fish, lobster and drink fine expensive wines, if only you'll say yes to me
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_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:06 pm |
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^^ I think Ima's right. Corona would have to dump Ex to take you on. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:12 pm |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:21 pm |
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Cachuma wrote: |
Simba, quick, send housekeeping over to your best penthouse suite at your 5afari camp in Botswana |
There is no need to tidy the place up Cachuma.
No bugger has ever managed to find the place to despoil it anyway...
thefife wrote: |
I asked you Simba & you didn't even notice?? |
So you did...
I apologise for the oversight, maybe its because I was nestled in between 8th & 10th choice... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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