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Obi-Wan Knievel
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It would seem, sweet PRS, that one of my would-be competitors for your affection is attempting to drag me into a character debate by raising insidious questions about my manhood and solidity-ness.

jojobean wrote:
I mean, does he become a drunk every time he doesn't get his way?

That question was a gross misdirection attempt and we all know it. Since when do I need to not get my way to get drunk? Very Happy I will state for the record however that I am not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. As far as turning gay, that will only happen if you decline my offer. I think you'll agree that Irishemigrant and Tommo have very sexy avatars (just not as sexy as yours), but I'd rather have you.

Since I have no photo skills, and since I refuse to download cheesy images from the web to try to fool you into thinking more highly of me, I will patiently await your wise decision. There are advantages to having a gittar-slinging jedi knight as your valentine - I haven't even made mention of my ability to make you levitate. Who needs a bed anyway?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow. Obi doesn't even listen. Read two posts above yours mate!

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As far as turning gay, that will only happen if you decline my offer.


I guess you'll be hitting Club Rainbow tonight? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And the first loser signs in:

jojobean wrote:
Crying or Very sad

Well, congrats BC. It'll be a lonely night for Jojo and the rest of us. Sigh. All comfort is welcome.


Then the second loser joins in:

Obi-Wan Knievel wrote:
Since I have no photo skills, and since I refuse to download cheesy images from the web to try to fool you into thinking more highly of me, I will patiently await your wise decision.


Poor guy does not even know it's over.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HI im packman and im a alcoholic... oopi think im in the wrong meeting

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:
While I think that PRS IS quite a catch for a Valentine, I am disappointed to see that so many other fine Eater women are yet unasked. I won't start naming names, because I'm sure to leave some out. . . think guys. Wink


I know many of the ladies are wondering why I've been so distant -- I hope not too many hearts have been broken. The fact is that I dare not express any affections for any lady except the one who holds my heart in her hand (her other hand busy with a whip). Alas, she has not been on Eater for a couple of weeks now but my devotion knows no bounds and I shall not waiver (for fear of retribution).

I just felt I owed an explanation...

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@OBL - How could I resist an ass - I mean a request like that Wink

Let's not forget I've seen the real you on webcam. Much hotter than the pic in this thread.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is for you Harry Bawls......

I have put on my sexy flannel gown, turned the lights down low and cranked up the Karaoke machine......here goes in my best sexy voice:


My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine stay
Each day is Valentine's day

The beer cans in the bed
only support my head
Your funny little burps
sound like new bird chirps

A walk through Wal-mart
as you pass your gassy fart
lets other women know
you have much love to sew

Just be mine you
funny and odd valentine!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Chibuike, Ahhh my sweet sweet love muffin. Words cannot describe how I feel right now. After I finish emptying the spitoons in the living room and kitchen, I am going to put on some Old Spice, and dig out the John Deere ballcap and wear it backwards, just like you like it.

Never before has a woman as fine as you (or any woman for that matter) paid this much attention to me. I am on cloud nine. I simply cannot wait to have you meet Maw and Paw. Grandpa will be thrilled with my choice too.

Do you really have on the flannel gown? You know what that does for me, right? Get ready woman......here I come.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Also Harry, I got a present for you.......

Image



And if you ever try to stray from me.....well what can I say

Image

Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@jojo and YW, Is my sweetie the BEST, or what? WOW!




doing my best "in your face" dance.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

<Sneaks in and steal the choccies whilst everyone is looking at Bag Lady's botty >


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Irishmigrant;

Jumping around like a monkey does not constitute dancing.

You wrote:

Quote:
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Since you think you can tinker with cars. I got you this. I know it will come in very handy. Yes, they have books specially for you.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Harry Bawls wrote:
@jojo and YW, Is my sweetie the BEST, or what? WOW!


I would have to say the Wayne has that one covered. OBL is every guys dream girl.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ see the fine print in my previous post.........
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
I did. It changes nothing.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Rumbero, did I mention Monkeys?

No, I did mention swish gay moves upon the dance floor, which is all you seem to be able to do, apart from finding basic mechanics manuals on the net

Show that you are willing to get your fingernails dirty, get down and dirty with real men, or we'll always think of you as just some flashy gay dancing git that can't do shite

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is fine print... so fine i cant even read it

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@YW you are correct OBL is indeed hot. I am just saying I have a perfect match. Don't worry, someone will come by and swoop you up.

@packman, open Word, copy, paste, change font size to something you CAN read.. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ahhhh ok that worked thank you harry i would have never thought of that

*edited* just to say sometimes im just so stooooopid

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's easier to go to page /zoom/400%

then you can read even tiny tiny script


harry dosen't know everything

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

control + works too
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There's a one-click answer, which the truly lazy amongst us have sussed already. Rolling Eyes Laughing Hit quote.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shhhh! I was keeping that lazy trick to myself Eight. Spoilsport! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Irish

Jealousy will get you no where.

You mention the word gay a lot, I wonder about you.

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Now you tell me bout the quote trick!
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