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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:08 am |
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This is the first year I've ever been asked....do I say yes now, or am I supposed to play coy and wait a page or so?
Ima's location wrote: |
Avoiding a custom tag |
Probably not anymore. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:11 am |
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You can only ask 1 person to be your valentine? Really??? |
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:14 am |
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@TS: You're supposed to say yes now. (please)
If that ends up as my custom tag. . . please make sure it says #1 groupie, so I don't get mixed in with all the rest. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:33 am |
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Tis to shy to ask a man to be her Valentine.... |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:37 am |
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^^ Then ask one of the girls! |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:51 am |
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thefife wrote: |
You can only ask 1 person to be your valentine? Really??? |
You can ask as many as you want.. there really are no hard and fast rules.
@Snerd, I'd wait to see the other more creative pleas if I were you. |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:01 am |
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lotta wrote: |
Some poetry and roses would help |
Lads, we're saved. Get your romantic poetry here. All classics.
http://nathoni.us/archives/000446.html
Includes such romantic lines as
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You have taken my heart.
Give it back! |
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Believe in me,
Even though I don't believe in myself,
Because I'm not actually sure if I exist |
(Ladies just love existentialism and low self-worth) |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:07 am |
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lotta wrote: |
@Snerd, I'd wait to see the other more creative pleas if I were you. |
Damn you, Devil woman!!!
Fine.
Roses are Red,
Tsnerd's a mod
so reading my posts
is only his job
But I hope my nice words
will cause him to say
Ima's the one who's my sweetheart today. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:12 am |
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Here I am Cachuma, coming to your rescue! You knew I would eventually appear, just as you dreamed, didn't you? Let us run away together for a glorious holiday at 5imba 5afari Camps. I'll bring you a gorgeous onyx-handled hairbrush, with genuine bristles and silver inlay. Just say the word, be my Valentine! |
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
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Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:17 am |
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Well, we all witnessed it, a movie. Here's the pitch: two crazy kids, caught in a world of subterfuge and aliases, where deception is taken for granted, and things are not what they seem, through sheer accident, stuck on a 5afari at 5imbas place, find one another, and, like smouldering embers, burst into a hot flame! Starring Bradd Pitt and Angeline Jolie....
Or something like that.
Throw in a car chase, couple explosions, we got ourselves a movie....
Cachuma, I hope for Juans sake that he is the one you refer to....
And, Juan, I think you should leave the hairbrush when you go.... |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:40 am |
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lotta wrote: |
You can ask as many as you want.. there really are no hard and fast rules. |
Oh good! I was afraid I was going to have to choose wisely. Whew!
@ rumbero Will you be my valentine?
@ YW Will you be my valentine?
@ jojo Will you be my valentine?
@ Rover Will you be my valentine?
@ bombardier Will you be my valentine?
@ JMRazor Will you be my valentine?
@ Yakuza Will you be my valentine?
@ red Will you be my valentine?
@ Simba Will you be my valentine?
@ TSnerd Will you be my fluffy bunny valentine?
@ lotta Will you be my valentine?
@ Don the sweetest moderator Will you be my valentine? |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:46 am |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:58 am |
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Should I say yes to Ima now, or wait until the next page in the hopes that she writes me more poems? |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:04 am |
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How dare you Ima. I wanted to ask TS
Oh well. Persie, when you get back, will you be my valentine?
I got you a present.
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:10 am |
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Reaper: KEEEEEEP OOOOFFFFF I DEY LAND HERE OOOOOOCATBINGO
TS:
You're so handsome, smart and funny.
Please say yes, you'll be my honey?
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:23 am |
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@ crashoot Forgive me for the oversight. I was saving the best for last?
Will you be my deranged crackhead chihuahua valentine please? |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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HellRyder
Pale Tracker
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 872
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:42 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:54 am |
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@theFife
I didn't see my name in there.
But that's okay, my heart belongs to Cachuma. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:01 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
But that's okay, my heart belongs to Cachuma. |
Fine, be that way. Your loss.
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_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:21 am |
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Oh dear. I'm having a serious case of deja-vu.
When I was in highschool I was totally infatuated with this boy named Hunter. The problem was, my best friend Susie was totally infatuated with him too - only I didn't know it. One day after gym class, we were out on the patio outside the cafeteria when Hunter walked by, looking so cute in his tight Levi's. I was about to dash up to him and ask him if he had a copy of the math homework. But before I could, Susie glanced at him with this LOOK in her eye, and...I saw it. I knew. My heart sank. She was my best friend! So when Hunter sauntered over to say hello, I excused myself and went to the restroom. Next thing I knew, they were going to the homecoming dance together.
I got over it. And I went to the dance with Paulie Lucas, who may not have been the hottest boy in the 11th grade, but he did have a '71 GTO judge with a 455 engine and a Turbo Hydra-Matic transmission.
And here I am today, older, wiser...and I'm right back in the 11th grade. Only this time my best friend is Ima, and I see her giving that same look to...my ever-wise, ever-mischievous mentor - 419Eater's favorite Fluffy Mugu Bowanu Bunny!
So....fine. I'll step aside. Who am I to interfere with true love, even if it breaks my own heart. 'Scuse me whilst I go to the ladies room to powder my nose (and hide my tears).
By the way, in case you're wondering...Susie and Hunter fell in love and went off to college together, and all was rosy - until Hunter discovered he loved cocaine more than Susie. He did a few tours at Danbury Correctional Center for drug trafficking, and is now pumping gas and selling cigarettes to minors at the Exxon next to the old highschool.
As for Paulie, he ultimately end up as a commodities trader on Wall Street making millions. (Not that I benefited from that - I dumped him right after the dance because his braces gave me lip-burn.)
So...Juan...what kind of car do you drive?
And Harry -- the line for foot massage try-outs begins outside the door and around the corner... |
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Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:35 am |
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Hah. I see Cachuma for what she really is...
Oh and seeing as persie is probably away for a while. I'll ask Special |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:18 am |
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*feels rejected*
I know SOMEONE out there will have to settle. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:22 am |
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^^ I think mylord was banned |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:30 am |
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Nobody interested in me....?
I could bribe you with an exclusive safari at a luxurious hideaway.
You'd have to make you own way there though... |
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=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
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=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
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=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:12 pm |
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Cachuma: Aha! I knew that's who you were talking about in your first post! That's why I made my request early, to beat the rush.
It's nice of you to step aside. So that I didn't have to push you.
Though, knowing that you are a writer, I don't believe your sob story for a minute. Oh, wait, you said I am your best friend??
Well, then. Cachuma, will you be my valentine? (but understand that if TSnerd says yes, I'm dumping you)
Ex: I'm sorry I didn't acknowledge your request. You see, I'm gaga for snerd. Here's a tip though, don't make your valentine request a whole list, it's less flattering for the requestee. (and why was my name last on the list?)
Simba: Go ahead and ask someone, it's not as scary as it first seems. |
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