The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:17 am

Ex, what have you done to YW?? Shocked

Come here YW and let me kiss it better for you.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:18 am

Ok Prof So and So....

I will be your valentine.

I just need to make sure you promise that if I get too drunk on Valentine's Day - you'll pull my hair away from my face when I puke in the toilet.

If you take me out to eat burritos again for dinner, you'll also give me some gas X.

And if I get dirt under my toenails from walking on the sandy beach with you, you will take the file and clean the dirt from under them....

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:20 am

@ Lotta you know once a boy discovers his sword, he just can't put it down. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:21 am

^^^^^^^ Or ninja stars. Or shuriken. Don't cross me fife or you will be next.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:26 am

ooooOOOOOooooo i dey go go see witch doctor for u small boi

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:29 am

Eliza -

You're timing was VERY close. I was getting so worried that I had to wake my FBI friend up again a few minutes ago and ask him what he thought about who should be my Valentine. Oddly, your name wasn't in the schoolyard song phrase he chose to use to illustrate his feelings.

I guess it wasn't meant for you and I after all, lotta Smile

Maybe even the FBI is wrong at times. Then again, he could have been a little groggy. I mean, it IS 3 AM there:

http://media.putfile.com/Professor-And-lotta-Sitting-In-A-Tree

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:31 am

hmmm Prof ... Maybe lotta is into swinging. If so....maybe we could get KD or Rover to join - and all 4 of us could have fun????

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:33 am

^^ I'm definitely down with lotta, but unlike Ex, I'm not into the idea of crossing swords, ya know? Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:34 am

I am a firm believer in my ideals and a even more passionate lover, so passionate that it brings me to the brink of insanity at times. But, those fools learned....and will be reminded as necessary.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:34 am

Well then I guess we'll just have to be exclusive.

I'll go to Victoria's Secret and buy something new to wear for you - -

Order some massage oil....

And I'll put a routine together during my Belly Dance class on Tuesday night - -

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:38 am

Sounds like I've got it made-in-the-shade Smile

I'm definitely digging your enthusiasm, and like the direction that this is going. Let this be a lesson to all of you gentlemen out there that are squabbling to get women:

In true baiter fashion, just let the mugus do the work Smile

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:40 am

@Ex, don't get too comfortable!

NSFW

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thefife wrote:

@ Special K You can come along too if that's what it takes. So will you & Capt. Jack be my valentine or what?

I thought you were a gal?

Reaper, I'm leaning towards saying yes... Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:54 am

^^ I am but if you come w/ the avatar, I can work w/ that. I can adapt. Let's just be friends ok, it's your avatar that really strikes my fancy.

Edit to add: You go ahead & take Reaper, I will keep Capt. Jack occupied Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:55 am

@ Corona....

Can this be? What have I been doing wrong!?

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:57 am

^^ Acting like a total whackjob? It's just a wild guess, I could be way off the mark.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:00 am

Let it be known Corona; if I can't have you no one will!

Sorry if it sounds a but obsessive.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:02 am

Professor So And So wrote:

http://media.putfile.com/Professor-And-lotta-Sitting-In-A-Tree

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:03 am

thefife wrote:

^^ Acting like a total whackjob? It's just a wild guess, I could be way off the mark.

I second that.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:04 am

X this is your funeral

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:09 am

I was going to blow up the Valentine forum with a nuclear bomb and commit suicide after drugging Corona and locking her in a cement-weighed coffin at the bottom of a lake, but I have exercised better judgment.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:16 am

@ Ex

Can we get back to the warm fuzzy feeling before Ex got all violent?
Here this is for you Simba Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:16 am

Anyone know the recipe to remove hickies? Prof so and so just planted a big one on my neck....

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:23 am

To my love Lotta,

AND

And if that is not enough, I am the ghost with the most, and I would be very happy to show you just what fairies can do Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:24 am

*Reads Ex's comment, types something up quickly while grabbing iodine pills, nuclear/biochemical hazmat suit, MRE's, a 50 gallon drum of H20, some petrol, my best Mad Max style leathers, a shotgun w/ammo, and the Harley.*

My professional opinion Ex, try some flowers, chocolate, cheap wine, and a nice Italian meal. Just a suggestion though... Shocked

... oh and good luck with the psycho bit.

*Heads down to bomb shelter w/ supplies*

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