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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:44 am |
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<br>With less than a week to go to the big day, don't forget guys to order in advance that petrol forecourt bunch of flowers, to collect on the way home from work, to the avoid the disappointment of last year when they sold out! |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:48 am |
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And don't forget the Ferrero Rocher! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:50 am |
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And the mandatory red nylon peek-a-boo bra and knickers set which is two sizes too small, but still very much appreciated! |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:52 am |
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^^ Was that your present to your avatar? She didn't look like she appreciated it all that much. And it's certainly 2 sizes too small.
Which is a good thing. |
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"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
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TheKnightWhoSaysNi
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jan 2008
Posts: 193
Location: Lofting swallows at the Castle Anthrax
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:44 pm |
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i dont like the st.valentine's day much, it is pretty new in my country and it is not based on our national traditions. To me it is just a commerical crap. And guys, we should treat our girlfriends as angels 365 days a year, not only one |
_________________ "Think well. The passport is Nigerian Africa. I do not Know or have any relationship with this Bulshits." Mr. Glyn J0nes
"It is there duty there in London to made everything explain to you in your good understanding both in Spanish, French, Greek, English and Portages etc." Prof. F.G.Willi4ms
"I don't want to deal with russian men anymore as they do respect women." Nataly4
"Would you run a race with a cheater ?" Jo3l Akumi4h
"You are refusing to think and that is what disturbs me." Jo3l Akumi4h
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:51 pm |
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^^^suckup. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:52 pm |
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alright knight needs to be slapped.... my wife only treats me nice only one day a year. so why should she get 365.. or 366 if its leap year like this year..
so until she nicer to me more... im only giving her 345 maybe 346 angel days may be 347 but defintly not more than 352 a year
ok maybe 355 but thats it
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TheKnightWhoSaysNi
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jan 2008
Posts: 193
Location: Lofting swallows at the Castle Anthrax
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:46 pm |
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To Ex:
What do you say, Yank ? I hope that not the same what i think you did I'm not familiar with this slang word, but as far as i can guess its meaning, you really are not the one who could call this way other ppl.
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alright knight needs to be slapped.... my wife only treats me nice only one day a year. so why should she get 365 |
Well it isn't my fault, no reason to slap me, man You do not choose your parents, but you do choose your wife... ...or your parents do |
_________________ "Think well. The passport is Nigerian Africa. I do not Know or have any relationship with this Bulshits." Mr. Glyn J0nes
"It is there duty there in London to made everything explain to you in your good understanding both in Spanish, French, Greek, English and Portages etc." Prof. F.G.Willi4ms
"I don't want to deal with russian men anymore as they do respect women." Nataly4
"Would you run a race with a cheater ?" Jo3l Akumi4h
"You are refusing to think and that is what disturbs me." Jo3l Akumi4h
"I have mastered it all by being a victim." Jo3l Akumi4h |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:57 pm |
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^^^^ Suckup - - it means that you are saying nice things only because you know the person hearing it will really like to hear it and they will like you more....but you really don't mean it. |
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TheKnightWhoSaysNi
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jan 2008
Posts: 193
Location: Lofting swallows at the Castle Anthrax
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:01 pm |
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aha.... the person definitelly won't see it here on Eater
and BTW i DO mean it...whatever...
thanks for the explanation Liz |
_________________ "Think well. The passport is Nigerian Africa. I do not Know or have any relationship with this Bulshits." Mr. Glyn J0nes
"It is there duty there in London to made everything explain to you in your good understanding both in Spanish, French, Greek, English and Portages etc." Prof. F.G.Willi4ms
"I don't want to deal with russian men anymore as they do respect women." Nataly4
"Would you run a race with a cheater ?" Jo3l Akumi4h
"You are refusing to think and that is what disturbs me." Jo3l Akumi4h
"I have mastered it all by being a victim." Jo3l Akumi4h |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:17 pm |
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and thats the point of my post you have to have some bad days in there otherwize the caring looses its meaning. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:21 pm |
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I am boycotting Valentine's Day completely. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:45 pm |
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I'm with YW. My postman still has the hernia from last year.
TheKnightWhoSaysNi wrote: |
aha....
thanks for the explanation Liz |
Valentine's Day is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...it comes only once a year, you spend a fortune on them and still they aren't satisfied. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:10 pm |
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you spend a fortune on them and still they aren't satisfied |
Try a different red light district |
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i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:36 pm |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:41 pm |
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Ah Valentines Day
When he frets and worries all day, hoping he'll come home to hear you say the words he longs to hear.
"I'm not pregnant " |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:45 pm |
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_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
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hacker9
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 428
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:53 pm |
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I have a friend who was born on Valentine's Day... He tries not to tell anyone. |
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:57 pm |
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I hope Educ8 really loves the Steelers Jersey I got for her. I'm afraid it might be just a tiny bit too large for her and, since I lost the receipt, I'd have to wear it myself. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:00 pm |
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@ Reprob8
You might end up sleeping in your newly expanded Steelers room, in your new shirt, on your own! |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:13 pm |
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This seems an appropriate place to post this.
Gift Giving Guidelines for Men:
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GIFT-GIVING GUIDELINES FOR MEN: finally, here are the things women want you guys to figure out. These should save you (and us) a lot of agony.
LOOK AT A CALENDAR, holidays never sneak up on you, the date of them is always available about 12 months ahead of time.
There are certain holidays which require sentiment be involved with the gift, card or delivery of gift and card. These are holidays in which the message should be conveyed in some form that: I love you, I appreciate you.
Valentine's Day
Mother's Day
Anniversary
Sentiment will save you money: the more meaningful the gift, the less it has to cost.
Cards which are not appropriate for those holidays:
Sorry you're fat
Sorry you have gray hair
Sorry I didn't get you anything
Gifts Which are not appropriate for those holidays
CASH
Checks
IOU's
cleaning supplies
Find out these things about your wife:
her favorite metal for jewelry
her favorite flower
her favorite chocolates
Never mind ordering flower arrangements in ugly baskets that have a bunch of filler. Buy her a cut bouquet of her favorite flower. Women own vases.
During the two week period leading up to the holiday, spend as much time thinking about/purchasing/making the gift for your wife as you do on the past-time she resents your commitment to: watching sports, playing on the computer, etc.
If giving wife a mean/funny card, then you better write in it, or say how much you love or appreciate her, or accompany it with a sentimental gift. If giving wife a non-sentimental gift, better buy her a sentimental card. At the very least, when you give her cooking utensils with a card that says you're sorry you're lazy, write something REALLY nice and sweet in the card.
If not spending money on a holiday but making a home made gift, put some effort and thought in, don't give her a crinkled up piece of paper, splintery wood or something with the glue still wet.
If making wife breakfast in bed: make it the way she likes it. Don't wake her up at the crack of dawn with it (let her sleep in!), and use a tray. Don't eat more of it than she does.
If you think of something clever and meaningful to get for your wife, don't tell her ahead of time what you're planning to get to check if she really wants it. Don't try to get her to tell you what to buy directly. Pay attention to what she likes/wants for a while. Don't get her something she was already planning on buying herself if she has already picked out the exact model, UNLESS you buy THAT model.
Never use the line "I didn't get you anything because I didn't know what to get you" This is really just TWO mistakes: not paying enough attention to her AND not having a gift.
Never use the line "I didn't have time to get you anything". (see first guideline about looking at a calendar)
If wife is trying to hide the fact that she is disappointed, don't ASK her to tell you what's wrong right then. Accept the reprieve and do better next time. OR, (see guideline on giving lame card AND gift) spontaneously say something really really sweet to her.
Don't give your wife the gift still in the plastic bag from the store, complete with receipt.
Poor wrapping job is acceptable, as least you tried.
Don't ask your wife to find you a pen minutes before you're handing her a card, fill it out at least 10 minutes before you're going to see her. The previous day is better. Try to write a little neater than you usually do, find your own damn pen, and most importantly, don't forget to sign the card!
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:22 pm |
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Three guys in the pub are discussing Valentine's day, and what presents they bought their wives. The first one says
"I bought mine a Jag and a Merc. If she doesn't like the Jag she can always drive the Merc instead."
The second one says
"I bought mine a gold ring and a pearl necklace. If she doesn't like the ring she can always wear the necklace"
The third guy says
"I bought mine slippers and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the slippers she can go f%ck herself" |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:27 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
Gifts Which are not appropriate for those holidays
CASH
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I have to disagree (rather strongly) w/ this one. CASH is ALWAYS appropriate. It's always the right color, right size, right fit.
Guildelines for Cash Giving:
1. The more the better.
2. Do not complain about how much of your money your wife/gf is already spending. Though she has probably honed her ability to completely tune out you and your bitching about how all she wants to do is spend money to near perfection, don't make her go through the hassle of actitivating this mechanism when she's trying to enjoy her gift & think about what she is going to buy with it.
3. The more the better, it's a special occasion dammit. |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Location: Europe
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:45 pm |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
... don't forget ... |
Mugatu wrote: |
... don't forget ... |
Yup, don't forget to subject yourself to total commercialism and to genuflect to the pressure of fabricated expectations.
Don't buy it, do it. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:12 pm |
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Doodle Bug wrote: |
...Try a different red light district |
Can you recommend one?
The day Swiss Toni resorts to a RLD is the day he stops making love to beautiful women. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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